View Episode 096
Originally aired 12.22.07
1:06:04
1:07:13
33:10 – UYD: Do it for porn
45:22 – UYD: Shit gold
1:42 – Fairybomb sent by listeners from Australia, Kozy and Dan (kozyndan) – absinthe energy drink. Jonathan declares it “awesome.” Seth makes up aliases for Kozy and Dan at 8:08 so they won’t get thrown in prison for smuggling stuff from Australia
7:22 – Jah: “Here’s the thing about Fairybomb – it may not smell like puke, but it’ll make you puke.”
20:01 – Atomic Dog energy drink – infused with horny goat weed
20:42 – Jah says he’s never drinking Fairybomb again
10:33 – In Pompano Beach, Starbucks customers paid it forward by paying bill for customer behind them all day long. Arthur Rosenfeld’s customer behind him was honking at him and he went zen on them.
19:44 – HOF running back Jim Brown and ex-NBA player Larry Johnson have a new line of drinks called OG Nation, as well as Thug Chips
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
3:03 – Seth announces that Jah will play the different color M&M game where he has to tell Seth the color after tasting them with eyes closed.
13:17 – After Jah’s pallet is cleansed, he plays the game – and gets all three of his attempts wrong. Claims that when he was a kid he got 87% right out of 20 M&Ms; 57:23 – Jah wants another M&M try, guesses incorrectly
1:04:54 – Jah poses question “How many states have two names?” Both are confident that there are nine: North Carolina, South Carolina, North Dakota, South Dakota, New York, New Mexico, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and West Virginia. However, they forgot New Jersey.
23:30 – Jah drives by a luxury used car dealership by his house around 9 p.m., sees a person out there bundled up and drawing a basket of presents on a wall mural. When he comes back at 3 a.m. she’s still drawing. Leaves next morning at 10 a.m. and she’s still there, etc. For 4-5 nights this is going on. Ends up with Santa Claus in a Model T, and then “Drive Your Dream” written in the background. It sucks.
1:06:05 – The Jogger show went awesome
9:18 – Recap of 2006 People’s Choice Awards. Favorite Female Action Star: Halle Berry. Funniest Male Movie Star: Robin Williams. Favorite Rock Group: Nickelback
17:37 – Surgeon at a hospital in Arizona is being disciplined for using his cell phone to take a picture of a dude’s prick while the dude was in for gall bladder surgery. Dude runs a topless bar in Phoenix and has the words HOT ROD tattooed on his cock after losing a bet. … Lane Jansen had a tattoo on his calf of a pin-up girl and gave her breast implants with mini silicon sacks placed where her boobs would be.
27:00 – Saturday is World Orgasm Day
46:35 – Chick at Memphis Grizzlies game flashes her tits during the “Dance Cam”
54:08 – 22-year-old wants to meet his birth mother and finds out she works at Lowe’s with him
0:54 – Jah and Seth receive several Christmas gifts from UYD listeners: vegan fluff and Peter Pan peanut butter, Season’s Beatings from Jerry Springer’s Ringmasters bandaid dispenser, Florida magnet
5:25 – Seth shows Jah a paper with “MV7” written on it. Turns it upside down to reveal “LAW.”
6:55 – UYD is still taking suggestions for Episode 100. They’ve gotten a lot of suggestions – a few too many, if you ask Jah
9:56 – Jah reads e-mail from UYD listener: “Guys, you’re pronouncing Oregon the wrong way. …”
25:46 – Jah and Seth do the Mark McGwire-Jose Canseco Bash Brothers bump in the studio, and Seth suggests doing it before every show. Seth can’t find who started the fist bump but he thinks it’s Jamaicans
29:32 – More college classes: USC – The Beatles Albums; Indiana University – Star Trek; Bucknell University – Witchcraft. UYD voicemail caller took a class at Northern Iowa University called “Just Sex,” where they were graded on their ability to talk about sex
34:42 – Jah threw an index card in the studio in a place where OCD Seth wasn’t comfortable with
41:37 – Jah plays “Kill Your Television” by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin through his laptop live on the show. Seth says he’s never heard of it: “I was too busy watching TV, not talking shit about it.”
1:00:31 – Jah plays “The Christmas Song” by Mannheim Steamroller in its entirety
37:43 – Jah reems Joe Simpson and accuses him of at least fingering daughters Jessica and Ashley
50:19 – Seth does some more Andy Rooney impersonating
0:45 – Seth: “Affirmative Action. Obama. ’08.”