View Episode 103
Originally aired 02.09.08
1:05:23
2:20 – Seth and Jonathan are loving Ocean Force: Hermosa Beach on TrueTV, Thursday nights at 10 and 10:30
36:06 – Seth and Jonathan reminisce about old Nickelodeon game shows like You Can’t Do That On Television with Alanis Morisette, Double Dare with Marc Summers and Remote Control with Kari Wuhrer
37:34 – Seth is watching Larry King Live on Friday, with guest Snoop Dogg. Larry says: “Tonight Snoop Dogg gets real and keeps it crack-a-lackin,” and “…the man who put the ‘izzle’ in fo’ shizzle.” Later in the week, with Bill Maher: “Check out our latest podecast…”
52:47 – Spokesman for Florida’s Department of Children and Families was arrested in Tampa for paying two 16-year-old boys (both in and out of foster homes) to let him videotape them having sex. He was attempting to distribute the video for profit … in Indian River County, police pulled over a 400-pound man after he ran a stoplight. When questioning him outside his car, they found a bag of cocaine hidden inside his belly button … In Kissimmee, Florida, a neighborhood man keeps jumping out of bushes and masturbating in front of young girls. Seth says he would give anything to see that (56:30) … In Deland, Florida, a 63-year-old woman was caught shoplifting a bag of items from a convenience store. When confronted by the manager, she sprayed brake fluid in his face, eyes and mouth … Jacksonville man Alger Scott was arrested for the 101st time
13:52 – Man was dead in the bathroom stall of an Arizona Wal-Mart for nine hours before someone found his body
18:32 – Marlboro Intense – Philip Morris has created a snack-size cigarette, shorter but with the same nicotine potency. It takes less time to smoke. Perfect for work time smoke breaks, be it time constraints or weather concerns. Currently available in Turkey.
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
50:16 – Seth asks what the Guinness record for the number of people fitting into a Mini Cooper was. Jah guesses 32, then 19, then 21, before finally getting the correct answer: 22
3:19 – Discussion about Hawaiian Ice, and how back in the day it was just crystal before it was called crystal. Seth thinks Ice is really, really good crystal.
4:01 – Jah circles back to the lean recipe from Episode 24 – prescription-strength cough syrup with codeine and promethazine, mixed with Sprite and Jolly Ranchers. Called many things: lean, sizzurp, drank, purple oil, purp, syrup, mud, stagga and Mrs. Dranklesworth. Was popularized by Houston producer DJ Screw – source of inspiration for his style of hip-hop called chopped and screwed. In June 2000, Three 6 Mafia’s song Sippin’ on Some Sizzurp brought the drink to prominence. Less than 6 months later, DJ Screw died of a lean overdose. Pimp C of UGK had his December 07 death confirmed as a lean overdose.
What Seth Learned on the Monsterweb
20:48 – Seth was blown away by the Taco Bell commercial Cash did in 1992 and how wack it was. Jah: “Is it about Ring of Fire? Because that’s what I get when I eat Taco Bell.” (21:32) … Seth finds a clip of Morton Downey Jr. as a guest on Wally George, and at the end of it Wally comes around his desk to get in a fistfight with Morton Downey Jr., who gets tackled by security guards. Seth’s faith in the 80s and 90s and YouTube was restored after watching this.
52:03 – Seth is still recovering from Jah’s story in Episode 93 about loving Britney Spears’ new album
54:22 – Jah received a bunch of e-mails from the Craig’s List ad that UYD listener John posted with Jah’s phone number. One of them was a request to sit on opposite beds and beat off on each other, included a photo of his balls hanging over the edge of the bed with his oddly shaped erect penis sticking up
1:05:20 – Jah stopped eating cheese
7:53 – Redtube site was hacked this week and visitors to the site were greeted with a banner that said NO PORN
9:10 – Val Kilmer is playing the voice of Kitt for the new Knight Rider. Will Arnett dropped out because Kitt is a Ford Mustang and he has a conflict of interest with his contract with GMC trucks
11:53 – Corey Haim takes out a full-page ad in Variety magazine on Feb. 7 saying it’s not a stunt, and that he’s ready to work and make amends
15:24 – The annual SI Swimsuit Issue will be published in mid-February. Those who do not want to receive it can call SI so they do not, and will get their subscription extended
20:02 – 50 Cent: “Ain’t nothin’ bad about Obama in my eyes. I’m not sure America ready to have a black president. I think they might kill him.”
25:06 – 9.3 million Americans have AOL dial-up internet service
27:56 – New signs in midtown Manhattan and East Village: EUROS ACCEPTED
30:12 – In San Diego, man tries to hang himself. Girlfriend comes home, cuts him down and revives him. He then begins to pull around the room by her hair. A couple across the street in their car see him dragging her, the man in the car climbs through the window and puts the dude in a choke hold – the man loses consciousness and dies. Jah: “Apparently it was his time to go.” (31:38)
33:59 – In Odessa, Texas, a man was accused of killing his wife. Police found her on floor of home, wrapped in a bedsheet with a cross on top of her. Man says he was holding her face to the floor performing an exorcism, when the devil left her body and went into his, forcing him to kill her
13:16 – Seth is attempted to abandon Obama for McCain because of McCain’s hot daughter Meghan McCain
16:34 – Jah and Seth get a grip of voicemails and e-mails about the “circle-below-the-waist” game mentioned in 102. Jah hears one explanation of it being a male-driven game that teaches young’ins not to look at friends’ crotches
40:59 – Seth wants to know if eventually his son is going to pull him aside and tell him he’s a doofus. Jah thinks it’s already happening – that instead of being irreverent they’re being pervy, creepy assholes. Jah says Episode 1 was them officially acknowledging the fact that they were no longer dope. Seth is flabbergasted by this revelation coming to him 103 episodes too late.
1:00:03 – Jah brings up the old Freedom Rock commercial with the two dudes sitting outside of a 60s VW bus, then does a spot-on impersonation of their voices
0:29 – Seth references Ricky Gervais’ voicemail message that was played at the beginning of Ep. 102, then hammers UYD listeners for not even acknowledging the message
10:26 – Seth goes off again on the Ricky Gervais thing
26:37 – Seth keeps hammering on listeners for completely ignoring Ricky Gervais
38:19 – Seth tries to figure out why he gets so pissed at old white people talking (like Larry King, Andy Rooney, Rappin’ Granny, etc.): “I know it affects everyone negatively. Why does it so potently get me though?” Jah: “I don’t know. It’s awesome though.” … Seth then rips Larry King for saying "Check out our latest podecast" when Bill Maher is on his show (38:59)