View Episode 105
Originally aired 02.25.08
1:02:48 – Seth finally says it after Jah pleads for him to do it several times
44:01 – Seth watched My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad, hosted by Dan Cortese, on NBC, and had a full panic attack
52:43 – Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew is in full force with a variety of crews: Breaksk8, Status Quo, Live in Color, Fysh N Chicks and JabbaWockeeZ
21:12 – Seth announces that the Spike Shooter sponsorship was a little premature. Jah and Seth pull the plug on it b/c they were trying to control some of the content of UYD. Jah cracks open a Mountain Dew Amp at 21:32. Seth had about 20 Spike Shooters in the past week, but he won’t stand for those fools trying to censor UYD
27:55 – Stressorexia: Afflicting thousands of women overwhelmed trying to deal with work, motherhood, being wives, friends and just being themselves. In a quest for perfection, they skip meals – either they don’t have time or they’ve lost their appetite
11:06 – Nike Trashtalk – first performance basketball shoe made entirely from leftover manufacturing plant waste – retails for $100
46:59 - Mosaic
What Seth Learned on the Monsterweb
20:59 – Seth learns that Cedric the Entertainer graduated from Seth’s high school, Haverhill High School
22:43 – Seth found a commercial from 1985 on the McDLT with Jason Alexander
49:15 – Seth never got the perks of weed in his weed-smoking days. Jah says shitty weed was the best because he could smoke a shitload of it. Seth and his bud Dar Rollins sat in Seth’s Volvo, smoked a bowl and saw The Big Lebowski the day it opened at The Beverly Connection on a Friday afternoon. … He also smoked just to watch Tootsie at 632 N. Beachwood Dr.
2:07 – Seth references the porn star Jah saw in the mall, Mr. Marcus (Episode 015)
3:05 – Jah saw a broad walking around Ralph’s the other night with a smudge on her forehead
3:33 – Seth was in the 7-11 across the street from his house last Friday around 7:15 a.m. He was buying a newspaper and was standing behind a woman and a man getting full hot dogs with all the trimmings. There’s only one dude working, Seth doesn’t have any change so he has to wait for the guy to get all his relishes and shit. Seth is puzzled that someone is buying hot dogs at 7:15 in the morning.
7:50 – Seth got grossed out by watching a tape of Gene Simmons having intercourse on the internet
10:40 – Jah used to steal from his lunch truck for about a year, was digging it, and then he just stopped
15:07 – Jah goes into a CVS to get a prescription b/c Justine is sick – had an allergic reaction to Tamaflu with violent vomiting. CVS says they don’t have the anti-nausea medicine that he needs. Dude asks, looks around and finally finds it 20 minutes later sitting on top of a computer. Then he says it will take 15 minutes to fill it. Justine calls him and is vomiting violently. At this point Jah has been at CVS for an hour, and notices that the tag they put on the bag says THIS PRESCRIPTION WAS FILLED IN UNDER 15 MINUTES. Jah can’t believe it.
19:16 – Jah got his friend tickets to Jay Leno b/c his dad’s coming into town; however, he couldn’t get tickets to the Dodgers-Red Sox game that Seth did. Seth wants to pod from Dodger Stadium
28:39 – Seth buys a French vanilla Slim-Fast at a 7-11 for $1.89 on Wednesday and everyone looks at him like he’s a whacko.
29:08 – Jah thanks all listeners who have sent pictures to his phone b/c he finally learned how to see them. He got some dogs in funny sweaters, a sweet vajay-jay – turns out it belonged to the lover of his friend Kami
34:15 – Jah missed the lunar eclipse the night before. Seth saw it while standing on Santa Monica Blvd. among a bunch of other people. He gets in the Plymouth Sundance and hears Jim Ladd on 95.5 KLOS in the middle of a hippie moment, saying he’s going to get a sweater and put on Dark Side of the Moon.
46:05 – Seth watched his Baywatch on WLVI Ch. 55 in Boston with the band he was in, “Mosaic,” made up of Seth, Brian Bowman and Ray Worsdale. They all had a dorm together, and they would get really high and watch Baywatch on Sunday nights and midnight. Seth was the utility player of Mosaic. … He also watched smoked just to watch Tootsie at 632 N. Beachwood Dr.
52:58 – Jah saw Randy Jackson the other day. He walked in to Earth Café, there was a guy getting money for homeless shelters in L.A. Jah gives the burner dude money. Twenty minutes later he hears horrible singing, and realizes the guy who was collecting money was giving Randy Jackson a little audition: “Cause I’m comin’ … like a heart attack!!!” His friend filmed it and high-fived him afterward
1:07 – National Geographic reports on barnacles evolving penises eight times the length of their own bodies. If the water is gentle, the penis is long; if the water is rough, the penis is short and stout
12:48 – “Never Back Down” comes out on March 14 – it’s basically “The Karate Kid” except with MMA
13:53 – Starbucks is testing a new premium drip coffee called “A Fresh Pressed;” brews each cup individually. Womens advocacy groups find Starbucks’ new “skinny” drinks politically incorrect
23:57 – Hacienda Heights, Calif., is home to the country’s first feng shui McDonald’s
24:58 – FAA is investigating a Go Airlines flight in Hawaii last week that had no cockpit contact for 25 minutes – believed that both pilot and co-pilot were asleep with plane on auto-pilot
32:04 – May 12, 2008 – the price of a 41-cent stamp will rise to 42 cents. Postcards jump from 26 cents to 27 cents. Seth is frustrated by this, contradicting his rant from Ep. 12 at 50:05
33:23 – The Guinness Book of World Records has been bought by Ripley’s Believe It Or Not
38:28 – Sen. Chris Buttars from Utah embroiled in controversity with Salt Lake City NAACP for making this comment about a bill he opposed: “This baby is black; it is a dark and ugly thing.” When asked for an apology from local African American leaders, he complained of “a hate lynch mob” out to get him. When that caused further controversy, he said “How do I know what words I’m supposed to use in front of those people?”
42:28 – Two major graffiti artist arrests made this week – Spek of the ITD Crew in Boston was arrested, as well as Guser of the UPN Crew in L.A.
54:35 – Big Sister now expanding into the U.S. after existing in the Czech Republic. You walk into a company, go to a touchscreen menu of prostitutes and bone down for free. The catch is your exploits are filmed and uploaded onto this site, and people pay money to have a catalog of the viewing
0:41 – Seth and Jah kick a sweet beatbox vibe
2:27 – Jah gave up Phish for lent
5:31 – Seth is pumped for the Mega Millions getting up to $270 million. Seth says he would donate half of it to charity if he won. He has no idea what he would do with the rest of it. Jah would buy Seth a TV, lease him a Cadillac, then pay someone to let him kill them
30:09 – Seth brings up ohemgeeitsme’s breasts
31:38 – Jah says they could be making money right now if they were stand-ups. Seth says stand-up is a beast that not many people can tame. In his opinion, only two men have ever tamed it – George Carlin and Chris Rock
37:23 – Seth hated the Knight Rider pilot, but liked the UYD voicemail message that said “Who needs a talking car when I have UYD plugged in?” Jah said it would’ve been dope if Vince Vaughn was playing Michael Knight and it was directed by McG
40:25 – Jah hands Seth a photograph of Jah at age 14 with his friend Brandon, wearing a Patagonia mosaic Indian print fleece; Brandon is wearing a Guatemalan hat with a Pearl Jam plaid shirt. It’s from Jah’s boarding school, VVS, in Sedona, Ariz.
30:51 – Seth blasts Larry the Cable Guy for doing nothing else except standing on stage and yelling “Git ‘Er Dun!”
1:01:56 – Seth reems “Ask a Ninja,” the podcast with the dude dressed up like a ninja who answers questions: “How ’bout Ask a Pirate? What other things could you come up with that could be less likely for me to ask you a question? For real?”