View Episode 127
Originally aired 08.11.08
1:03:23
21:27 – UYD: If you’ve got it to give, give it
47:33 – UYD: Shout about this cock
34:12 – (Who’s Parenting Harder?) – A) Suburban Chicago man locked his 2 young daughters in a wire cage in the back of his pickup truck because he didn’t have a babysitter. He didn’t want them to run away; B) Lake Worth, Fla., woman balanced her 3-year-old on the roof of her Lexus and drove around a grocery store parking lot. Woman said she was just giving the child some fresh air and letting her have some fun; C) Spring Hill, Fla., boy asks his dad how to party right. Dad shows him to cut up oxy and then snort them. Kid died that night.
41:28 – Seth wants to know if Jonathan wrote these: It’s my birthday 2day. I want to get as a gift a meaty hot guy with a big dick 2 suck off. Important that you be masculine with a real dick. Send face and bod pics. Wanna shoot in my face? Hurry up, it’s only my birthday til’ midnight! … It’s my birthday 2day, the 7th, and I’m looking to get a birthday breeding I’ll never forget. It’s all about quantity for this event. I’m looking to see if I can break my personal record of 17 cocks in my butt in one night. I’ll be at Slammer at 9 p.m. I’ll be in a sling. Come fuck this man beaver. Seth decides that these two can’t be him. Other examples from Casual Encounters: Morning wood? Not for long. … Sup? (Jah: “Sup is my least favorite thing you could say to me or text to me.”) … This boss has been bad. Sniff my rod through these cotton briefs, pop this dude cherry. … You’re thinking I’m gay but I’m honestly not. Looking for a cock that will make me understand. … Watch me feed your boy box. Be on your knees and shout about this cock. Get the fuck out.
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
13:13 – Seth reads six store names and Jah has to say if he’s ever been in one – Forever 21 (yes), TJ Maxx (yes), BJ’s Wholesale (no), Officemax (yes), Boston Market (yes), Sports Authority (yes), Barnes & Noble (yes) – since there were 6,000 credit card numbers recently stolen from these businesses
51:35 – Princeton Review releases top 10 colleges for pot use, and Jah has to guess them. He gets UC-Santa Cruz at #6, and Colorado at #3. Rounding out the top 10: Vermont (#4), Warren Wilson College (#2), Bard College (#1), New College of Florida in Sarasota (#5), Hamshire College (#8), Eugene Lang College (#9), Sarah Lawrence College (#10)
9:47 – When Jah said he was on Venice, Seth thought it was a new drug that he’d never heard about
7:41 – Jah got a ticket for going 66 mph in a 35 mph zone this week. He denies that he was going this fast. The cop had braces where the top looked different from the bottom, and Jah couldn’t stop staring at him. Seth says he would’ve said, “Thanks for the ticket, brace face!!” before driving off
39:34 – One time Seth was at Sunset Junction fucked up and had to go to a McDonald’s to get away from it. He saw the creepiest white old pedophile with a 10-year-old black kid, laughing and slapping. Seth knew it wasn’t right and that he had to do something about it, but he was so fucked up that he went back into the Junction. He still thinks about the fact that the kid is now gone and it’s Seth’s fault
1:00:38 – Seth got a voicemail from a listener who said UYD should pose the question “Where do you listen to UYD?” then every listener could post a picture or posting of where they do it
3:13 – Seth reads some crazy 911 calls from around the country: Guy in Jacksonville calls about a situation at Subway, he ordered 2 sandwiches and didn’t get what he paid for, then they locked him outside the store and he said he wouldn’t leave until they took care of it … Another one has a person in a drive-thru saying he wanted a Western BBQ Burger and isn’t leaving until he gets one, and the people are inside mopping the floors … Another person calls to be connected to Domino’s Pizza (Episode 001, 23:05).
7:34 – 25-year-old man pulled over in Minneapolis going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone, also going the wrong way on a one-way. After police pulled him over he said “Oh, sorry, I was texting.”
10:24 – Some high schools this year are going to be charging $5 just to get a locker
12:23 – US Airways will now charge $1 for coffee and $2 for all sodas on their flights. Jet Blue now charges $7 for blankets which you keep.
15:58 – November 2008 will see the last print issue of Playgirl
19:19 – Christopher Emmott, before his death by lethal injection, had this to say to Virginia governor Tim Cain, who declined to give him a stay of execution: “Tell the governor he just lost my vote.”
22:07 – Google employee proposes to his fiancé using Google streetmaps, with the street view camera that went outside his Mountain View offices. He refers to this as “Proposal 2.0”
25:32 – Portland Cinemagic theater was taking down the marquee for Hancock this week, and putting up the marquee for Dark Knight. Someone took a picture of it during this transition and it read THE DARK COCK
29:27 – Hot new trend for moms – pregorexia – moms want to stay healthy while they’re pregnant and stop eating, gain as little weight as possible.
32:28 – A commercial was being shot on the set of the Price Is Right for a video game version, with Plinko preset to hit $10,000. They forget to reset the game, and a female contestant hits $10,000 three times in a row before they figure it out and reset it
48:20 – National crime bureau releases the top cars stolen for 2007, the top 4 were the same as 2006: 5) 1994 Chevy pickup, 4) 1997 Ford F-150, 3) 1989 Toyota Camry, 2) 1991 Honda Accord, 1) 1995 Honda Civic
0:32 – Today is Jonathan’s birthday.
0:40 – Entourage and HBO are sponsoring Uhh Yeah Dude this week
1:58 – As of midnight the night before, Jah has not smoked and is not smoking on the show for the first time in a long time. He wants to not smoke for a while, if possible.
2:42 – Jah is stunned by the amount of birthday text messages he got from people who listen to the show
9:09 – Seth recommends getting on back-to-school shopping since it starts in three weeks. Jonathan recommends the same store as always, Miller’s Outpost
16:27 – Jah begins cracking up at Seth’s impression of a dude at a convenience store ordering a Snickers Charge, some Newports, a Playgirl and matches and can’t stop himself until 17:06, saying Seth is “really funny”
41:10 – Jah is laughing so hard that he begs Seth to stop being funny
48:16 – Jah declares this is maybe the best birthday he’s ever had in his life
11:15 – Seth makes his bold prediction for the 2008-2009 school year: this will be the year of YouTube posted cyberbullying
15:02 – Seth rips on Jonathan for rolling into Boston Market and eating macaroni and cheese and numerous other kinds of cheese on numerous other occasions, even though he claims to be vegan
56:33 – Seth goes off on Dan Aykroyd for buying a house in the Pacific Palisades for $15 million despite not being in a movie for 25 years
1:17 – Jah claims he got a birthday gift from Jesus, a cold sore