View Episode 139
Originally aired 11.03.08
59:52
47:33 – A small nod to Craig’s List and Missed Connections. “Are you seeing this?”
44:28 – Jah wonders if it’s true that Stevie Nicks used to have coke blown up her ass by roadies. Jah can’t imitate Stevie Nicks but he thinks the only person who can is Lucy Lawless, who did during a Mexican restaurant skit while hosting SNL in 1998
2:18 – Jah has a little bit of a beef with Michael Keaton, and he says he will tell us shortly
2:58 – Jah was about 15-16 years old and was in Sun Valley, Idaho, snowboarding. His family was going up there quite a bit and his parents were about to move up there. It was during the holiday season, and at some point in his snowboarding day, the Rasta-fied Jonathan wearing full dreds and his snowboarding rigout went into the lodge to get a cup of coffee and sit down for a while. He sits at a table by himself, and he’s trying to look cool with all these girls his age walking around. As Jah looks up, Michael Keaton is sitting at an adjacent table and he has just said something to all the people at the table, Keaton is looking at Jah and all the people turn and look at him as well and burst out laughing
5:54 – Nebraska has agreed to change their safe haven law for kids to be dropped off, but changing the law takes time. Before the law gets changed, two more teens have been dropped off. A mother drove 16 hours from Georgia to drop off her 12-year-old, and a 15-year-old Nebraska girl was left as well. There was also a father who dropped off nine children.
11:11 – A 56-year-old woman in Ohio had triplets this week. Because of complications, she had them by C-section. The embryos were implanted into her uterus by en vitro fertilization. Those embryos belong to her daughter and son-in-law, so she had her own grandchildren
15:17 – In these oh-so tough economic times, there’s been a sharp rise in sperm donations by men and egg donations by women. Ads have come out saying DON’T WASTE YOUR SPERM. DONATE NOW.
19:02 – Sarah Palin in Erie, PA: “I am thrilled to be here in the home state of the world champion Philadelphia Phillies.” She was then booed by the entire audience because Erie is in Western Pennsylvania, where the Pirates are king.
24:12 – A Denton TX man was arrested in a large department store for stealing a tube of male enhancement cream/numbing agent. He was followed into a bathroom stall, where he applied the cream. He then walked into the toy section of the store and pulled out his penis in front of a girl who was by the Barbie dolls.
29:02 – Beverly Hills Chihuahua, now in its fourth week of release, has made more money than the Ed Norton/Colin Farrell movie Pride and Glory.
30:54 – Joaquin Phoenix announced his retirement from acting on Extra, and got mad at the interviewer when he started laughing at him.
41:32 – Pepsi’s new 20-oz plastic bottles have new extra wrinkly plastic and a reconfigured logo to look more like the Obama logo, and Mountain Dew is just called mtn dew on the bottle.
48:37 – Up for sale on eBay is “Lucky rain” collected no more than 5 miles away from Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia in a pan on a man’s front porch, on the night of their World Series-clinching win. You can buy it now for $8.99.
51:01 – John McCain’s brother, Joe, called 911 the other day on his way home, saying this: “Do you know why on one side, at the damn drawbridge at 95, traffic is stopped for 15 minutes, and yet traffic is coming the other way?” Operator: “Sir, are you calling to complain about traffic?” Joe McCain: “Fuck you.”
0:08 – Jah starts speaking in crazy Crypt Keeper voice that scares the shit out of Seth
0:33 – Seth reiterates the sponsorship of UYD by HBO’s Summer Heights High. Every time Seth and Jah discuss the show Jah refers to it as Michael Keaton’s 1990 thriller “Pacific Heights.”
2:28 – Jah’s friend Dan went to a Summer Heights High premiere party this last weekend and reported that it was very funny
8:20 – Jonathan is drinking an alcoholic beverage tonight. Seth says he drank about a quarter of a 40-ounce Olde English into, then poured a Bartles & James strawberry daiquiri into the OE, which was his rendition of a “Green Machine” recipe given to him from Sonny Levine.
24:42 – Amir observed that on the Xtenz infomercial (first mentioned in Episode 062, 44:46), they got several Eastern European representatives to get paid to say “It got bigger!”
28:57 – The sound cuts out of UYD for about 4 seconds
40:51 – Jah wants to come up with a name for his drink (OE 800 and B&J strawberry daiquiri). Jah settles on “Old Knob Slob.”
56:50 – While making fun of Sarah Palin’s “Joe the Plumber” analogies, Jah comes up with one: “Schneer the Ventriloquist.” He then comes up with another non-name that’s almost a name at
57:59: “Letern at iTunes.” Seth: “Uhh Yeah Dude. Hey this is Letern.” Jah: “And I’m Schneer.” Seth: “Downright Talking with Schneer and Letern.”
23:23 – A study published in the Journal of Science said that people who held a cup of hot coffee for 10-25 seconds warmed to a perfect stranger. People holding a cup of iced coffee had the complete opposite effect.
33:45 – Seth hammers Snoop Dogg for remixing “I Walk The Line” on the Johnny Cash remix album
34:13 – Seth rips Lil’ Wayne for his blog on ESPN: The Magazine, in which he talks shit about the Cowboys, which Seth doesn’t appreciate.
35:51 – Seth blasts people who still dress up in zombie-like costumes and perform the “Thriller” routine
47:07 – Seth says they need to have phones in praying booths to call Jeezo