View Episode 140
Originally aired 11.08.08
24:04 – Seth imagines that if, in their 150th episode, Jah said “Seat—” and then all we heard was a loud crash, the supplement would feature Seth asking how to upload the show.
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38:24 – Jah brings up the friend of UYD, Gertrude Baines, the world’s oldest African American, the second-oldest person in the USA and the third-oldest person in America. Her quote this week: “I didn’t never think I’d live this long,” after casting her vote for Barack Obama.
27:15 – Twinkie Bites – 3 miniature Twinkies with a combined total of 100 calories.
29:01 – A&W Root Beer Float soda – Jah says to avoid this product because it’s repulsive
25:21 – OUT: Slumber parties. IN: Extreme makeover parties
4:44 – Seth came across some crack cocaine PSAs from the 1980s on YouTube, and laughed as he watched one featuring Walter Cronkite saying “crack” over and over again. Seth says that no one smokes crack, except when he did back in the day. Another PSA viewed by Seth was Clint Eastwood, then another with Pee-Wee Herman, then Bruce Willis
17:49 – Jah asks Seth if he’s ever done meth because Jah hasn’t done it. Seth admitted that he took it and that it was awesome. He did it with Brian Bowman and a girl who is now married and has a kid. They were blown away by it and definitely knew it works while at a party. The next day they were on a couch at 632 N. Beachwood, hating meth
2:32 – Jah does a weird moaning transition into his “Twins!” phrase
9:02 – Jonathan was served some legal papers this week pertaining past speeding tickets and failure to appear. It’s gone to collections but he’s dragging ass taking care of it because it’s expensive
9:50 – Seth was on the phone with Jah this week and some old man got Jah so mad on the road that he threatened to “eat him” after the old man was making gestures in the rear-view mirror to make sure Jah recognized his presence (similar to road rage story from Episode 63)
13:28 – Seth went to a carnivale in West Hollywood. He was walking down the street with his friend Teddy and sees Kevin Pollack walk past him in black face and Army fatigue camo. Everyone is on drugs and there are helicopters flying overhead, it’s mass pandemonium. Seth hits Teddy to inform that this is Kevin Pollack. Pollack gets excited that he recognizes him, and says “I’m the dude playing the dude that’s disguised as another dude!” referring to Robert Downey Jr.’s character in Tropic Thunder.
47:56 – Jah talks about a voting experience he had: he walked into the oldest crop of people volunteering to help, and hears a dude walk in with Eastern European accent. They tell him he’s registered over at the fire station, and needs to go over there to vote. They offer to let him go there or do a provisional ballot at the current location. He grabs the provisional ballot, fills it out. Jah sees him – he’s wearing bleached True Religion jeans with huge boot cuts and super-long cowboy boots, sunglasses and a silk shirt. Jah hears him going through it and is making so much noise, and is talking about how hard he has to press to make it go through. One of the volunteers informs him that he’s using a marker, and he doesn’t need to push it through. Then he tells him to maybe take his glasses off, and the man replies that “Yeah, I’m getting old and need glasses” so he doesn’t get it.
8:04 – Courtenay Semel, former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel’s daughter, had an altercation with a security guard at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. When the guard tried to detain her she said, “Do you even know who I am? Google me, you dumb fuck!”
10:34 – Miami had its first murder-free month (October 2008) in over 42 years
16:34 – A family in Minnesota took their 7-year-old son (ghoulish skateboarder) and 9-year-old daughter (witch) trick-or-treating. They got home and the kids were dumping out their candy, and they found a brown paper bag with $85 in cash and 2.2 grams of meth in the boy’s bag
19:05 – Every 18 seconds an elderly person 65 or older ends up in an emergency room because of a fall. Every 35 minutes, an elderly person 65 or older dies from complications from a fall
21:57 – Don Doan, 62, a church deacon, bowled for the same team in the Ravenna Bowl in Ravenna, Michigan, for 32 years. Minutes after bowling his first perfect game of his life, during his enthusiastic high-fiving of his teammates, he died of a heart attack.
40:24 – The color for 2009 is mimosa, according to Seth
43:38 – Newark, N.J. mayor Corey Booker: “I want to celebrate all of America: its richness, its diversity, its deliciousness. I want to luxuriate the racial deliciousness of our country.”
44:38 – Seth and Jah bring up New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin’s crazy 2006 quote about how to make a “Chocolate City.” (Episode 016, 7:25)
45:30 – A 15-year-old girl was dropped off at an Omaha, Nebraska hospital this week, bringing the total number of kids dropped off to 27.
0:52 – This episode is again being sponsored by HBO and its new series “Summer Heights High.” Jah and Seth got to watch three episodes of the eight that they received and thought it was hilarious
3:23 – Seth is wearing an Operation Desert Storm t-shirt that Jonathan declares as top-notch
30:43 – In addition to the early Christmas gift Seth got Jonathan, Season 5 of Girlfriends, Seth got Jah another Jahnika present – the complete series, 33 discs, 86 episodes of The Sopranos – it only costs $400
33:00 – Jonathan again promises that there are UYD t-shirts coming (first mentioned in Episode 075). There will be 2 designs in the initial run, one of them being the seatbelt design and the other being the hairy logo on the website mockup. The t-shirts are Alternative Apparel organics, and can go from XXS to XXL
37:39 – Jah announces the new YouTube page for UYD, youtube.com/uhhyeahdude.
52:30 – Jonathan Lee Riches, Inmate #40948-018 in a prison in South Carolina, files yet another lawsuit: the makers of the game World of Warcraft, under his name and alias Gordon Gecko – it has caused Riches’ mind to live in a virtual landscape, where he committed identity theft and lost touch with reality. His mind basically became a video game. … Seth thinks that he and Jah need to sue JLR, along with everyone else who he has sued
40:58 – Seth guarantees that he and Jonathan will be in Tampa on Feb. 1 watching the Dallas Cowboys play their final game of the season in the Super Bowl. Tickets will be stamped at face value for $1,000.
15:40 – Seth hammers all the grown adults who were dressed up as The Joker for Halloween. He saw about 80 dudes in their 30s and older dressed like this, and says they should’ve been in Thousand Oaks with their friends or co-workers trick-or-treating with their kids
0:03 – This supplement goes into further detail about HBO’s new comedy, Summer Heights High, which is sponsoring UYD during this stretch run
2:03 – Seth received a voicemail from a listener who said he listens to so many episodes of UYD that he sounds like a 12-year-old sailor who only says “fuck” and “like”
2:27 – When Jah and Seth watched Summer Heights High together, they balanced the laptop on their knees side-by-side, Seth drank a Diet Sunkist and Jah drank a Newcastle
9:26 – Seth wonders if there are any new movies they’re excited about, and after Jah says “Let the Right One In,” Seth says “Fuck that vampire bullshit! If I want to watch vampire bullshit I’ll watch True Blood on HBO.”