View Episode 141
Originally aired 11.17.08
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47:41 – UYD: Flash your badge
19:32 – Seth watched Wife Swap, which featured a Rastafarian family swapping with a poor family, and the Rasta dad jacked the family’s jar of cash to buy beer. Seth really liked the show.
28:27 – The Sopranos’ Tony Sirico is introducing a new fragrance for men, Paolo Per Uomo
43:16 - 250 Thousand Sand
37:15 – Seth had kind of given up on his quest of egging any chain that introduced a new pizza, although he does announce a new pizza by Papa Murphy’s – a 5-Meat Stuffed Pizza. Papa Murphy’s is the largest Take ‘N’ Bake pizza company – you take the cold pizza home and cook it
41:39 – A routine traffic stop of a 55-year-old man driving a 1994 Ford Thunderbird in Oregon this week turned up 250,000 hits of ecstacy
8:50 – Jonathan had a “minor” episode while driving today. He was on Wilshire, turning left onto Santa Monica in Beverly Hills. He was trying to get over into a double left turn lane from two lanes over, he signals to get over into a gap and starts to accelerate, and a Dodge Caravan accelerates and gets on his ass by the time he gets over. Jah looks in his rear-view mirror and sees what appears to be a mom and her daughter. He gets in the lane, and faces a double-double yellow emergency lane until it gets to the turn lanes. Traffic slows to about 20 mph and the Caravan driver guns it through the emergency lane and gets back in front of Jah. Jah looks at the back of the car for the first time, where he sees a Jesus fish with the cross inside of the fish, and a license plate holder that says CHRISTIANS AREN’T PERFECT, THEY’RE JUST FORGIVEN BY A GOD WHO IS. Jah immediately gets furious, and rides her ass for about four traffic lights after that. Seth: “Screaming ‘No on 8’ after her?”
20:08 – Seth watched Wife Swap this week and calls it “quality fucking shit.” This is his new favorite show
56:42 – Jonathan has been in a gun store before, and transitions into a series of events that involved him once getting a hunting rifle for a trip he and his father took, at a cattle ranch where they could shoot prairie dogs b/c the prairie dogs dig holes that the cattle trip into and then get eaten by coyotes. At this point in Jah’s life he thought he could handle something like this. Another man Mr. Larroquette knew who was a big game hunter went with them. It turned into a difficult experience for Jonathan, who successfully scoped and shot a few prairie dogs and subsequently got fucked up by it. He did, however, have fun shooting targets with the guns. One night they were all sitting around the campfire talking about guns, and one guy had a Gloc handgun with him with glow-in-the-dark sights. The clip was removed from the gun so Jah sat there with it, with the gun pointed down with his hand on his leg. The gun all of a sudden went off, and fired a round that was in the chamber straight into the ground between his two feet. As soon as it goes off Jah’s ears ring and he’s in total shock
4:59 – The University of Oxford has released the 10 most irritating expressions in the English language: 10) It’s not rocket science; 9) 24/7; 8) Shouldn’tve; 7) It’s a nightmare; 6) Absolutely (Seth says this is kind of like when Jah says “Smokin!”; 5) With all due respect (Jah: “Shneer, with all due respect…”); 4) At this moment in time; 3) I personally; 2) Fairly unique; 1) At the end of the day
12:31 – Michael Jackson signed over control of the Neverland Ranch to some sort of holdings company, LLC. Over the years, thousands and thousands of kids have visted the ranch. Jackson: “Once you come in the gates, the outside world does not exist.”
13:57 – Texas Longhorns center Buck Burnette was dropped from his team for posting the following quote on his Facebook page: ALL THE HUNTERS GATHER UP. WE HAVE A NIGGER IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
14:51 – The Sapulpa Daily Herald (Okla.) did not report anywhere in the paper that Barack Obama had been elected the day after the November election. It did, however, have a paragraph mentioning that everyone in the county voted for McCain
16:17 – A female from Oklahoma was brought down to Louisiana for a KKK rally, and when she said she didn’t want to be there anymore they killed her and dumped the body
18:24 – Secret Service code names for the presidential family-elect: Barack Obama – Renegade; Michelle Obama – Renaissance; Sasha Obama – Rosebud; Malia Obama – Radiance; Joe Biden – Celtic; Jill Biden – Capri
22:29 – Lindsay Lohan to Access Hollywood this week: “It’s an amazing feeling. It’s our, you know, first … “colored” president.”
23:30 – Hewlett Packard has pulled their new ad campaign for the Touchsmart computer because it uses the song “Do You Want To Touch Me?”, a song performed by Joan Jett but written by Gary Glitter, who served two years in a Vietnamese prison for touching boys
24:40 – Toyota has been using Fixx’s “Saved By Zero” in its commercials, which is getting hammered all over the blogosphere, etc.
32:30 – Nebraska has seen its 30th child left by a parent – a 17-year-old boy. An 18-year-old girl was also dropped off, but because of her age she was placed in a homeless shelter
45:46 – Journal of Applied Animal Behavior Science reports that female koala bears in captivity repeatedly turn away male koala bear suitors to engage in huge lesbian orgies. The rates are five times greater than those that occur in the wild
48:25 – Anthony Michaels is suing Classmates.com, founded in 1995, for fraud, because the website told him that former school pals were trying to contact him. He paid an extra $15 to upgrade to the gold membership, only to find that no one was trying to contact him. The website lied to him.
50:32 – Another casualty of the economic crisis is downsized office Christmas parties, because companies either don’t have money or are pretending not to have money – cheaper locations, less catering, no open bar, etc.
51:57 – The Texas Attorney General has filed a lawsuit against Darque Tan because they claim their tanning beds help fight cancer b/c the beds use Vitamin D which decrease cancer risks
54:36 – There’s a gun run going on in this country across many southern states. Gun buyers are stocking up on assault rifles and handguns, and sales are the highest they’ve ever been since 9/11. Many are worried that Obama will impose a ban on these guns like Clinton did before Bush. Many people have told stores they are preparing to defend themselves in preparation of a race war
0:26 – This episode is once again being brought to us by HBO’s Summer Heights High, which premiered Sunday, Nov. 9
1:18 – Jonathan introduces us to a new term, brocabulary, from a newly released manifesto about dude talk. Here are some terms: friendjamins - $100 bills lent to bros; brostalgia – nostalgia for something you did with your bros; wintercourse – intercourse that occurs during winter; guybernation – spending alone time, a.k.a. pulling a Henry David Thobro; testosterzone – a place men gather to be with other men; chilliards – billiards while chilling with the bros; fellabrating a birthday or a breakup with the bros; brocrastination – killing time with your bros; prebauchery – the bro party before the party; alcopal – a bro you primarily down cold ones with; broverdose – too much time with one of your dogs; hommitment – a date that keeps you from hanging out with the bros; alcofall – a tumble while drinking. At 8:14, Jah requests more brocabulary on this show
27:54 – Someone keeps leaving Seth voicemails while singing the entire Pearl Jam catalog over the course of five months
47:21 – Jah tells us that “flashing your badge” is when a girl bends over and shows you her back-vag
47:48 – More brocabulary: punxatawney jill – a girl out at the bar who is the first one to wear inappropriate-for-winter attire before the spring is officially here
17:42 – Jonathan and Seth slam Buck Burnette for the “death threat” he implied about Obama on his Facebook page
12:20 – Jah: “I rode Jesus’ ass for four blocks.”