View Episode 146
Originally aired 12.22.08
1:03:15 – Seth tells Santa to wear his seatbelt
1:03:51
13:27 – UYD: We marinate from the inside-out
20:18 – UYD: You’re dead. You can breathe now
27:12 – UYD: Tomorrow today
34:02 – UYD: Drowning in bitch juice
50:09 – Jah has never watched an entire episode of CSI or Criminal Minds, but he has watched an entire episode of Law & Order. Scrubs is coming back for another season on ABC; it used to be on NBC.
22:46 – Jah goes back to talking about how energy drinks were a new genre of drink, kind of how body spray is a new genre of scents
52:26 – Taco John’s – a Mexican fast food chain serving “West Mex.” It started in 1969 in Cheyenne, Wyoming. There are currently 425 Taco John’s in 25 states. Potato Oles are their signature item – round bite-sized potato nuggets deep-fried and coated with a special blend of spices and seasonings unique to the company. For dessert they have churros, cinnasopapilla bites, a choco taco and nachos navidad (during Christmas)
47:26 – In Port St. Lucie, police are seeking an arrest warrant for a 37-year-old man accused of beating his 25-year-old wife. The wife suspected her husband of cheating on her, so she asked him to let her smell his penis to determine if there had been adulterous behavior (Seth: “Let me get those nards right up on this.”) He refused, got angry and attacked her
10:26 – Gumoflauge – Chewing gun for deer hunters, creates a natural scent that won’t spook game. Comes in Original, Alfalfa Honey and Apple.
11:15 – Season Shot – a shotgun shell in which the pellets are little marinated season balls. The season is directed into the body on contact and begins seasoning from inside-out. The pellets then melt from the heat of the oven and so nothing has to be picked out. Comes in Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki and Honey Mustard flavors
20:31 – Burger King “Flame” – men’s body spray billed as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat” It costs $4 and is available at firemeetsdesire.com
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
23:30 – Seth asks Jah that if he were given the choice to A) Eat one Whopper a day for seven days or B) Douse himself in BK Flame every day for 30 days, what he would choose. Jah says he could not make the decision without smelling Flame first
58:52 – Dudes make a truck look exactly like a UPS truck but run a stop sign and take off. Cops got them 6 streets away and recovered 2,100 pounds of marijuana in the back of the truck. Seth understands that some states do not have medical marijuana laws like they do in California
28:38 – Jonathan says that the people who try out for American Idol are people that know people who have been on “To Catch A Predator.” Jah then brings up the one that wanted to make the girl blow her cat (Episode 015, 13:49), and how that is one of the Idol contestants’ writing partner
5:18 – Jah references the term “booty call” being way outdated (Episode 123, 13:55), and offered to UYD nation for there to be a replacement term. He said they couldn’t steal the word “sexting,” which is texting provocative words, images, video, etc. Seth turns this into an offer for a woman to unzip her hoodie, pull it aside and ultimately expose the twins
4:14 – Jah remembers a nativity scene in Malibu, and the baby Jesus got stolen one year. The next year Jonathan walked up to the nativity scene and it was basically the exact same baby Jesus but it had a giant steel bolt through its stomach into the foundation
39:13 – Jah woke up the other day and was convinced he sent a crazy e-mail to somebody, but it was just a really vivid dream
42:51 – Seth saw a lady the other day with a Hilary Clinton bumper sticker
43:47 – Jah got frustrated at the dude who had already painted his address on his curb and tried to knock on his door and look at him like an asshole when Jah told him he didn’t want him to do it or put the American flag stencil on it either
50:53 – Jonathan was convinced that he saw Haley Joel Osment at the Jogger concert last night. It was a little guy walking around in a canvas hat and blazer and totally age appropriate. Jah got so close to him and wasn’t sure if it was him or not
1:35 – ESPN asks 50 Cent about an alleged fight that he got into with Floyd Mayweather Jr. Mayweather hit 50 in the back of the head. Supposedly he tried to tell 50 what to do and 50 snatched him up and Mayweather him him. The fight was over Mayweather saying 50 was going to be at his WWE match. 50: “I was like if you’re really getting $20 million for this then give me some money. He was sitting there with $1 million in cash in a bag and he kept telling me he was going to get me money for appearing but I was like ‘No give me some of that money right there.’ He had $1 million physically right in front of me so why should I have to wait to get paid? He wasn’t with it so that’s how it all started.”
3:35 – Churches across the country are taking nativity scenes seriously this year, putting hidden cameras and GPS trackers inside baby Jesus to keep them from being stolen, etc.
7:45 – A hot new trend this week is loved ones being buried with their cell phones. Funeral homes report people being buried with iPhones and Blackberrys, while one woman paid her deceased husband’s cell phone bill each month and would call him occasionally and leave him a voicemail. Seth would like to be buried with his boombox
17:21 – The top grossing movie in the U.K. is now Mamma Mia!, which has made $106 million compared to Titanic’s $105 million
25:53 – Researchers have created what they are calling a “time-bending drug” that helps people deal with jet lag. It resets the body’s natural circadian rhythms and restores a natural ebb and flow to one’s sleep. It has melatonin bases that allow the user to get to sleep quicker and sleep deeper in their new time zone
27:38 – American Idol is claiming they’re going to cut down on their episodes in the beginning that feature “aspirational singers”
29:31 – 26th annual AVN Adult Movie Awards will be held on Jan. 10, 2009 at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. The cheapest ticket is $107. Hosted by Jenna Haze and Bella Donna.
38:31 – The Journal of Sleep Medicine is reporting on an alarming new trend of “z-mailing,” or people sending e-mails while sleeping
57:39 – A man was arrested in Grapevine TX for impersonating a police officer. He had mimicked the car quite well, but for his badge he used a Chipotle gift card and had Sharpied out his name and written POLICE
1:00:00 – In Holland Township, Pa., 35-year-old Heath Campbell is quite upset with his local supermarket because they’ve refused to make birthday cakes for his 3-year-old son and 2-year-old daughter – they wouldn’t spell out the two children’s names: Adolf Hitler Campbell and Jocelyn Aryan Nation Campbell
15:38 – Jah is having a tough time believing Christmas is less than a week away. He feels it much less than any other year
54:24 – Jonathan and Seth recently gave a couple interviews about UYD: the first is on Ro Hurley’s site zzzlist.com (Click Celebs and they’re on the interview page) done Thanksgiving Day at the House of Blues on the Sunset Strip, and another interview was conducted by East Coaster Patrick for his website, Robot Bites Man (click on photo on homepage and go to RBM x UYD interview)
1:02:53 – Seth says UYD will do one more show in 2008, which will be recorded on the day he leaves for Massachusetts to see his family
41:28 – A new study says that romantic comedies create unrealistic expectations about relationships and ultimately make it harder to find a mate and leave people less satisfied with their love life
24:14 – Seth rips everybody for going in droves to see Four Christmases. “You don’t have to go see it because it has the word of the season it’s in!”
45:03 – Seth blasts Michael Phelps for wanting his own video game: “Your video game sucks worse than what you do in real time.” He then rips on anyone who swims
5:00 – Seth says that in addition to his hands and feet, Jesus was nailed through his stomach to seal the deal