View Episode 161
Originally aired 04.13.09
1:06:04 – barely discernible.
1:32 – UYD: Currently, effectively, undeniably, spiritually, legally, actively psychotic
39:46 – UYD: Texas oil meets reggae sunsplash
55:40 – VH1 is bringing back Behind The Music this summer, kicking off 10 episodes with Scott Weiland and Lil’ Wayne
12:33 – Jah wonders what’s up with mothers giving their children energy drinks. He’s seen it happen on several occasions, where they will hold a Monster can for their kids outside of laundromats and convenience stores.
27:01 – Seth explains UYD’s relationship with Gertrude Baines, and celebrating her 115th birthday with her last year (Episode 112, 0:53). This year they were trying to figure out what to do because Gertrude has since become the oldest person in the world. UYD got Gertrude a gift, which they won’t reveal what it is. Jah slept in and Seth went over to her old folks home solo. It was straight pandemonium, Seth was doing his high-pitched thing, saying “God Bless You” to everyone. Seth gets in there and calls Jonathan. He’s in the nurse’s station telling Jah to abort the mission. Jah calls Gertrude an “ungrateful bitch” for not giving UYD carte blanche this year like they had in 2008. Seth walks by a kid wearing a vest singing Leona Lewis’ “Bleeding Love” to a group of people waiting for her to get pushed down. Seth never saw Gertrude in the hour he was there roaming the halls
22:00 – Pringles Extreme flavors – not for the faint of heart
10:38 – Jah witnessed a 20-year-old Australian girl in Dimitri’s house the other night looking at a NWA record and asking who they were. She also didn’t know that Notorious BIG was dead
15:50 – Jah caused an accident in Amsterdam because he tried to give a cabbie a bill that was too big
16:40 – Seth references Jah getting pointed at and laughed at by Michael Keaton and his buddies (Episode 139, 2:58). Jah thinks Keaton is just bitter because he’s from Pittsburgh and his hair sucks.
21:44 – Jah got a hand job in an algebra class once
33:24 – Seth saw Monica Lewinsky in Whole Foods. He couldn’t find her at first but then found her wearing all black looking at the fat-free salad dressing. He was sending his operatives to do some recon, and they all loved it. Seth asked all of his operatives who the best celeb they ever saw was. None of them leveled him, but some got Nicholson, Jimmy Page, etc. Jah thinks he’s been in Monica’s presence as well before.
38:52 – Jah saw Reese Witherspoon today. He sees her a lot because he and Jake Gyllenhaal work out together.
57:15 – Seth has a Rasta couch with Jah is jealous of. Seth thought it was the worst so he had a couch cover on it. He pulled the cover off and it has an awesome Rasta Guatemalan print on it that Jah loves.
0:38 – A federal judge has ordered the USDA to allow 17-year-olds to buy the emergency contraceptive pill, Plan B, aka the “Morning-After Pill.”
1:12 – Steven Talliver, the 49-year-old homeless man who forced his way into Jamie Foxx’s hotel room in Philadelphia, has been declared incompetent to stand trial after being deemed by a psychiatrist to be “actively psychotic.”
2:47 – The Colorado Division of Motor Vehicles turned down a request from a 36-year-old vegan mother to display her total love of all things tofu on her new license plate. Kelly Kaufmann-Lee submitted the license plate ILVTOFU, but the plate request was denied in fear that the letters will be misconstrued to “I Love To F U.”
7:11 – In a Gallup poll, 76% of respondents say they still bend down to pick a penny up off the sidewalk if they see it. Jah says you should only pick up coins that are head’s-up
8:52 – PETA has sent a letter to the musical group, The Pet Shop Boys, asking them to change their name to The Rescue Shelter Boys, in hopes of discouraging people from getting their pets from pet stores.
14:57 – According to TotalBeauty.com, the top 5 cities with the worst hair in the country are: 5) Phoenix, Ariz., 4) Las Vegas, Nev., 3) Pittsburgh, Pa., 2) Olympia, Wash., and 1) Corpus Christi, TX.
17:38 – The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention tested several different powdered baby formulas on the market and found that they contain trace amounts of a toxic chemical found in rocket fuel.
20:29 – According to a recent study, 44% of teenage boys have seen at least one nude photo of a female classmate, either on a social networking site or on their cell phone
35:43 – The May/June 2009 issue of Where To Retire magazine says that retiring in North Carolina is the way to go
41:41 – Two restaurants in New York have come under fire from community activists for their name. One place in Brooklyn is called Obama Fried Chicken and another place in Harlem is called Obama Fried Chicken and Pizza
46:48 – A paper in the American Journal of Human Genetics says researchers at the University of Iowa may have developed a birth control pill for men. The pill would slow down male sperm to a rate that would not allow it to forcefully penetrate an egg
58:35 – According to CareerBuilder.com, 1 in 5 workers are late to work at least once a week. Several hiring managers offered some excuses they’ve heard at the workplace: My heat was shut off so I had to stay home and keep my snake warm; my husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before I go to work every day; I was locked in my trunk by my son; I always just feel like I’m in everyone’s way when I show up on time; my left turn signal is broken so I had to make right turns to get to work; my driveway washed away in the rain; I walked into a spiderweb and I couldn’t find the spider so I had to walk back in and shower.
1:00:37 – More details about the National Science Foundation’s pornography problem have come out. Several high-ranking employees at the agency were found to be spending up to 20% of their workdays looking at porn. One of the officials had spent over $40,000 on a credit card on pornography. He also sent an e-mail that said, I am trying to learn how to use the cam-to-cam capability on your Asianbabes.com site. I don’t seem to be able to do that.
57:55 – Jah apologizes and tells us one last time that the t-shirts are actually up this time. He claims his job is done, he has handed everything over and it is happening
1:02:26 – Seth wants to know what porn sites Jonathan would recommend, Jah says that girls go to Uporn and guys go to Pornhub. Jah says girls like to J.O. to amateur porn because it actually has the ability to arouse them vs. shitty produced porn.
1:04:14 – Seth is upset that he got dragged down into the mud for announcing the t-shirts, even though it was completely J-dawg’s fault
4:08 – Seth blasts Eminem for acting like people miss him in his new music video
5:59 – Baja Fresh done fell off. Jah doesn’t know if it’s tough economic times but they suck now.
11:15 – Seth hammers Canada for awarding Nickelback their fourth consecutive Canadian Grammy for Artist of the Year: “Canadians are fucked up people I think. … All they do is play hockey and listen to Nickelback!”
39:49 – Seth rips on Matthew McConaughey for saying Dee-wight Yoakum and telling a horrible story during the CMAs
56:00 – Jah rips into Criss Angel for his video with Lil’ Wayne