View Episode 165
Originally aired 05.11.09
1:04:33
13:51 – Uhh Yeah Dude: L-Theanine, The Podcast
5:52 – NBC has greenlit another comedy called Community, which is set in a small-town community college. It stars Joel McHale and Chevy Chase.
14:43 – Seth rehashes MTV’s Maui Fever, which hit him like a ton of bricks in January 2007.
13:17 – Focus and concentration is the next generation of the drink. The newest substance is called L-Theanine. It supposedly calms the brain, enhances concentration and mental stamina. It is the newest version of Sobe Life Water and Vitamin Water. It is also the key ingredient in Tiger Woods’ new G formula.
30:29 – Because of strict sexual predator laws in Florida, there are now 65 registered sex offenders living in tents and shacks under the Julia Tuttle Causeway. It connects Miami Beach and the mainland. They have to stay 2,500 feet away from where children congregate, and they can live nowhere except the airport, the Everglades and under this causeway.
15:46 – The CooChini helps “seal your lips” and get rid of unsightly camel toe
16:40 – Seth brings up the STP (stand-to-pee) device for women (Episode 004, 32:12)
22:12 – New Speed Stick Pro – customized protection. What’s your pit type – Sweaty, Hairy or Sensitive?
21:25 – Corey Haim in 2000: “If I don’t blade at least 2 hours a day, I’m not a very nice guy to be around.”
7:42 - Calculating Inseminators
23:15 – Seth was watching Steve-O’s documentary on MTV called Demise and Rise about getting sober, where he videotaped all his antics. There’s a nitris oxide section where he’s 1,000 whippets deep and having conversations with the people who live in his brain while shivering on the couch.
27:56 – Seth thinks more people than not have their lives saved or maintained by some type of psychotropic drug.
10:50 – Jonathan went to a musical at the Key Club, which featured the daughter from Family Ties, Tina Yothers, playing Linda Lovelace in a musical called Deep Throat that they were trying to produce. It was a preview that they were trying to pull funding for, and it was a packed house. Jah recalls it was a crazy kind of rock opera.
12:07 – When Seth was at Emerson, there were some musical theatre people there, and he recalled they take their shit mucho serious.
17:31 – Seth recalls Mickey Rooney’s huge balls (Episode 102, 47:48).
17:49 – Seth was lucky enough to see a feature film starring Corey Haim and Patricia Arquette. It’s from 1991, and it’s called Prayer of the Roller Boys.
24:07 – Jah had a conversation the other day where he talked about the voices of their subconscious, and that often there are different voices people hear and address certain problems with. He believes the voices have the power to completely overtake our dominant voice and completely transform you into your “other.”
33:23 – Jah brings up his grift from the battered woman selling magazine subscriptions (Episode 095, 58:24).
34:35 – Seth saw Kari Wuhrer (Episode 103, 37:16) at 10:30 this morning coming out of a new boutique that just opened in Larchmont with three bags. He wonders how this happened because she hasn’t been in anything for years, yet she still looks beautiful.
41:11 – Seth’s Sony Trinitron was one of the first TVs made with HD capabilites. Seth thinks it’s the biggest HD TV weight-wise, and Sony told Seth it was the first HD TV ever. Seth got it from Jonathan, who got it from Nina, a family friend who was the assistant for Tobey Maguire for a long time and probably bought it from Tobey. Seth bets that Leonardo DiCaprio probably has watched this TV before.
56:22 – When Seth goes to Starbucks to buy a Los Angeles Times and they ask him “New York or L.A.?,” Seth gets angry that they ask him this. He says the NBC show Southland ran an ad that looks identical to a news article, and it’s talking about a ride-along and Seth gets sucked into it before he realizes it’s for the show and gets pissed off.
59:22 – For Seth’s birthday one year, Jah gave him some Viva paper towels – they were like 400 heavy-duty ShamWows on a roll.
1:00:11 – There was a point during last week’s live show where it was so hot and Seth was so overwhelmed, that he almost took the wireless microphone off and ran out. At one point his coffee table and the chair Jah sits in were in an alley in Hollywood – he was overwhelmed by it. Seth turned to Jah at one point before they went on stage and said “What the fuck are we doing?”
2:57 – The Washington Capitals hockey team keep a section on their website where they profile the Ice Girls cheerleaders. Sarah went to George Mason, her hobbies are spending time with family and friends, her favorite movie is Pirates of the Caribbean and her favorite book is Facebook.
3:51 – Seth asks Jonathan to explain to him the Coneheads. Seth says if he had to make a short list of people he finds unbearably not funny, Dan Aykroyd would make that list. Another actor who would make that list is Chevy Chase.
7:37 – According to the Journal of Animal Behavior, male monarch butterflies are such calculating inseminators that they can decide the optimal level of sperm necessary for a reproductive advantage. While injecting the fluid, the butterfly penis also acts as a kind of dipstick, checking the quantity of residual sperm already present from previous male suitors, and thus can always inject more sperm than the previous butterfly did.
9:33 – Chuck Trainer was married to Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat fame from 1971-1974, then he married Marilyn Chambers of Behind the Green Door from 1975-1985.
26:01 – The Mad Pride Movement is referenced in Newsweek – a grassroots collective of people who have been diagnosed with some sort of mental health instability, but look at the extreme mental states as “dangerous gifts” and make the conscious decision to avoid taking any medications. Seth cautions everyone to stay out of Toronto July 13-19 because it’s Mad Pride Week.
29:50 – Two dances have recently come out of Dallas, Texas – The Ricky Bobby and The Stanky Leg.
33:10 – The Better Business Bureau is warning Americans to not buy magazine subscriptions from door-to-door salesmen this summer
35:33 – Nicolas Cage likes to buy a lot of property. In 2005 he sold a house in Malibu for $10 million. He sold a waterfront home in Newport Beach, Calif., last year for $30 million. He just sold a 28-room castle in Germany last month for $2.5 million. He’s selling a private island in the Bahamas he owns for $7 million. He bought an enormous country manor overlooking the ocean in Rhode Island a couple years ago for $17 million. He has a home in a gated community in Las Vegas he’s selling. He has a tudor mansion in Bel-Air he put on the market for $30 million and he brought it down to $20 million to get rid of it. He has 2 houses in New Orleans; one is Anne Rice’s house, the most haunted house in New Orleans ($3.5 million), and he has another house in New Orleans he’s selling for $3.5 million. He still owns a home in the Bahamas, a house in San Francisco, a 4-story townhouse in Bath, England, an 18th century castle in Somerset, England, a beachfront home in Hawaii, a castle in Scotland, two apartments on Fifth Avenue in New York City and he owns a loft at the Biscuit in downtown L.A.
38:17 – Time magazine’s 100 Most Influential People broke down entertainers, thinkers, etc. They brought in Ashton Kutcher to write about another celeb: “Years from now, when historians reflect on the time we are currently living in, the names Biz Stone and Evan Williams (the founders of Twitter) will be referenced side-by-side with the likes of Samuel Morse, Alexander Graham Bell, Guglielmo Marconi, Philo Farnsworth, and Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, because the creation of Twitter is as significant as the invention of all of those things.”
42:52 – Brenda Bailey, 59, of Charleston, W.V., has won the West Virginia Lottery Instant Game five times since last September. In September 2008 she won $10,000, in January 2009 she won $6,000, in March 2009 she won $1,000, in April 2009 she won $50,000, in May 2009 she just won her biggest, $100,000.
43:58 – Jah bring up the police-impersonating guy (Episode 152, 7:43) from Chicago, and gives a little update on the 15-year-old kid: his latest escapade involved throwing a suit on, going to a car dealership in Chicago and talked to the dealer about buying a used car with cash for around $3,000. The guy showed him a 1990 Lexus, and the 15-year-old drove off with the car. Three hours later he cuts off an undercover cop, who was one of the cops who had to testify months ago why the kid was dressed up like a cop. It turned into a foot chase, and at one point a woman had her baby stroller stolen by this kid who was walking down the street pretending to be a dad and telling police “he went that way.” The kid was eventually tackled and arrested, and they couldn’t believe it was this kid.
47:02 – Sugar Ray is reuniting, and they have a new album coming out called Music for Cougars. It releases July 21, plus a summer tour.
51:04 – The University of Wisconsin – Madison will offer “therapy dogs” on campus for stressed-out students on finals week.
54:07 – According to a survey by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), there has been a high-tech shift in American culture. Accelerated by the current economic downturn, the number of U.S. households opting for only cell phones has for the first time surpassed those who just have traditional landlines. Jah wonders why the CDC is conducting this study.
54:59 – PETA is upset with Google for using a herd of goats to “mow” its lawn instead of lawnmowers at its Mountain View, Calif. headquarters. Google wanted to be green and take a low-carbon interesting approach to lawn care, but PETA is concerned the goats did not have enough water or shelter or could be upset during their transportation.
0:53 – Jah comes in with some crazy voice distortion that repeats 6 times with Seth saying “Hallelujah” toward the end. It finally wraps up at 2:10.
2:21 – Seth and Jah thank everyone who turned out for the live show, and Jah says they had a good time and they’re going to do it again.
13:08 – Seth shares a birthday with Ted Neeley (Sept. 20), who was in the original cast of Hair and was also Jesus Christ Superstar
49:43 – Seth wonders if it’s crazy for colleges to allow co-ed dorm rooms
50:23 – Seth thinks “All Star” by Smashmouth should be UYD’s theme song (Episode 070, 44:18).
52:08 – Jah has a panicked reaction to the picture Seth holds up of the woman who had the face transplant, Connie Culp, who was shot in the face in 2004 by her husband, who also shot himself in the face and lived.
59:46 – Seth’s pit type is not Sensitive, Hairy or Sweaty – he’s going to create his own.
1:01:02 – Last week’s live show was shot with 3-camera Hi-def film and they will be getting footage of it out to UYD nation.
1:03:48 – On iTunes, Seth observed that UYD was featured at No. 4, then slid off the featured list and came back on.
46:53 – Seth wonders what the life will be like for the 15-year-old impersonator from Chicago, and Jah predicts he will one day be president.
48:41 – Jah thinks the next musical act to make a comeback will be Uncle Kracker; Seth thinks it will be Faith No More or Spin Doctors.
11:50 – Seth rips on the cast of Hair, a bunch of dirty hippies who think 2009 is 1969, and how they performed at such gusto on Letterman and one girl ran up and handed Letterman a flower.
39:38 – Seth blasts Ashton Kutcher
49:58 – Jah and Seth are flabbergasted about Sugar Ray getting back together
52:34 – Seth hammers the new Jared jewelry commercials
55:30 – Jah: “Hey PETA, you can’t have it both ways, you contrarian motherfuckers!”