View Episode 166
Originally aired 05.18.09
1:06:01
6:50 – UYD: Workin’, playin’, always.
40:33 – UYA: Uhh Yeah Amino
53:24 – Jersey Shore Unleashed Sunday nights on E!, where five girls get a beach cottage on the shore and just party. Jah says he would watch it, just like he did Ocean Force (Episode 103, 2:20).
36:37 – Jah bought a record today called Battlefield Earth: The Record. He found it at Record Surplus. The lyrics are by L. Ron Hubbard
39:26 – OUT: L Theanine. IN: GABA
20:26 – Miss California, to the Rev. James Dobson: “I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart, saying, ‘Carrie, don’t compromise this. You know I need you to stand up for me. You need to share all with these people. If there were 95 percent of the people in the audience that were gay, you need to witness to them.'”
57:47 – Spencer Pratt of The Hills tells Extra in an interview about his entering the world of hip-hop, “I honestly think I’m a better rapper than anyone else in the game.”
1:00:04 – Will.i.am of the Black-Eyed Peas, explaining their fall tour: “We have this technology where they took images of all our faces and combined them digitally. I mean, we’re taking that shit to a whole different fucking level and shit. I mean this shit is fucking nuts.”
5:57 - Weisure
4:12 – Jah saw Star Trek, which is this year’s Iron Man
16:47 – A female friend of Seth’s got a dirty phone call where the dude was saying he saw her and was playing with himself, and so she screamed and hung up. In telling the story later to another girl, the girl got as angry and viscerally offended as the original, while the guys turned into eighth-graders and laughed about it.
19:31 – Seth was walking down the street and a homeless guy walked by him and said, “Can I have a dollar, bitch?” Seth paused for a second and thought about giving him a dollar, but then he said “Fuck that, no!”
21:32 – Jah was driving through WeHo, and was thinking that if shit went down, some of those dudes are big and you would definitely want the G’s on your side.
22:28 – Seth was in a liquor store in West Hollywood next to his Whole Foods, and there was a dude in his 60s wearing a Vietnam hat with faded tattoos, and wearing a t-shirt that had a drawing of a cowboy pointing a gun at you, and the t-shirt read: IN WYOMING, WE HAVE A CURE FOR AIDS. WE SHOOT FUCKING FAGGOTS. People were wanting to take pictures of it because they couldn’t believe it. On the back of the shirt it said, THE EAGLE’S NEST, CHEYENNE, WYOMING. Seth expects a gay dude to come from 24-Hour Fitness and walk in there to buy a Vitamin Water and kill this dude.
24:50 – On Jah’s said trip to WeHo, Jah was behind a blue Rav-4 with all the rainbow stickers on it saying THE SILENCE WON’T SAVE YOU, and then the license plate holder said SO MANY BOYS, SO LITTLE TIME. Jah couldn’t believe it and wondered if the dude understood how much of a turn-off he was. The dude just flipped his whole concept from social activism to horned-up ball-licking.
26:39 – Seth brings up the story from Episode 114, 45:06, where he was at a party and a sign behind the bar read IF YOU DON’T LOOK 21, PREPARE TO SHOW ID, except the last part was spray-painted out and it said FABULOUS!
32:36 – Jah and Seth were on the Hindustan Times website tonight asking some pretty serious questions about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Jah thought he heard that they broke up so they were checking on it. Nothing made Seth happier than the first photo of Brad and Jennifer Aniston at a Coldplay concert standing together in the balcony.
35:56 – Jah saw a preview for the Travolta/Denzel upcoming flick, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, and didn’t know what to think
2:20 – A rent party is where people who are having trouble coming up with their rent host a party where they charge people a few bucks to come in.
5:18 – The next step in the ever-evolving work-life culture balance is work time with leisure type hybrided into it. “Weisure” allows people to dip in and go back out of their work lives.
6:59 – T-Pain and his wife Amber just had a baby boy to be named later. His older siblings are named Musiq and Lyriq.
7:38 – Top baby names from 2008 just released by the Social Security Administration. After a 12-year reign as the most popular girls’ baby name, Emily has slipped to third and has been usurped by Emma. For the 10th year in a row, the top boys’ name is Jacob. “Obama” jumped from 12,535 to 2,409. For girls, “Khloe” jumped from 665 to 196, probably because of Khloe Kardashian. For boys, “Jacoby” went from 623 to 423, probably because of Boston Red Sox player Jacoby Ellsbury. Some other top names for boys: 70) Brody, 98) Colton, 128) Seth, 200) Johnathan … Camden, Mateo make the list, as well as 297) Amir, 375) Larry … Phoenix, Titus make the list, as well as 500) Cale, 563) Boston, 707) Freddie, 713) Elvis, 714) Ace, 801) Bruno, 861) Blaze, 926) Trip, 951) Chazz, 990 Cortez. … Some names on the girls’ list: 116) Rylee, 209) Delancey, 321) Teegan, 449) Diamond, 478) Perla, 503) America, 512) Justice, 594) Journey, 621) Liberty, 665) Finley, 666) Kinley, 700) Aspen, 713) Judith, 755) Armani, 771) Patience, 791) Precious, 846) Ryann, 893) Deja, 929) Princess, 964) Dixie.
13:25 – A human rights organization based in New York has demanded that the sale of a Japanese video game be banned from purchasing by Amazon or through direct purchase. The theme of the game contains, Roricon, or Lolita complex. In the game, players rape young girls and force them to get abortions.
54:42 – Ben Harper and David Arquette have a new clothing line called Propr. It includes a short-sleeved plaid button-down for $158 and chino shorts for $135.
58:31 – A headline from an edition of The Washington Post dated Sept. 1, 1926, “The Ku Klux Klan will play the local Hebrew All-Star Nines and provide local sandlot baseball fans with action this Labor Day, when they clash on the Arlington Horse Show Grounds diamond at 3 o’clock.”
1:04:51 – Texas has an enormous fire ant problem. They cost the state hundreds of millions of dollars by getting into circuit breakers and other electrical equipment. Researchers at Texas A&M are releasing the fire ant’s natural predator, the forid fly, into their environment. The fly will lay its eggs on the body of the fireant; the eggs will then hatch into forid fly maggots, which will then burrow inside the fire ant’s head and eat its brain. This does not kill the fire ant immediately; the ant’s brain does not control its ability to walk, so zombie-esque fire ants continue to walk around for almost a month until the maggots finally hatch into full-blown flies and the head of the ant falls off. The fly crawls out and lives its life, attempting to find more fire ants.
0:14 – The episode kicks off with the winning rendition of the Smashmouth/UYD “All Star.” The lyrics are as follows: Somebody once told me that Jah was gonna school me / Seth has too much stuff in his head / She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb / In the shape of “UYD” on her forehead / Well the stories start coming and they don’t stop coming / Back to the mics and they hit the ground running / Doesn’t make sense so they both make fun / Your brain gets scared and your head gets dumb / So much to say so many peeds / So make sure you don’t take the back streets / You’ll always laugh if you download / You’ll never get sick of this show / Hey now you’re a Podcast, get your talk on, its great / Hey now, have you heard this, put the show on, get laid / And all that’s crazy is told / Only Seth and Jonathan could be so bold / It’s a cool show and it only gets bolder / It’s sitting right now in your iTunes folder / And all the episodes tend to differ / They’ve even had a few that had HD picture / Some stuff’s out, and some stuff’s in / The weather’s getting warm, can you show me the twins? / My world’s gone crazy how about yours / At least with UYD I know I’ll I never get bored / Hey now you’re a Podcast, get your talk on, its great / Hey now, have you heard this, put the show on, get laid / And all that’s crazy is told / Only Seth and Jonathan could be so bold / Somebody once asked Jah to spare some change for gas / He had no pants and crack cocaine on his face / Jah said yep, buddy you bet / You’re legit as far as I can tell / And I’ve got more than just a little change / Well the stories start coming and they don’t stop coming / Back to the mics and they hit the ground running / Doesn’t make sense so they both make fun / Your brain gets scared and your head gets dumb / So much to say so many peeds / So make sure you don’t take the back streets / You’ll always laugh if you download / You’ll never get sick of this show / Hey now you’re a Podcast, get your talk on, its great / Hey now, have you heard this, put the show on, get laid / And all that’s crazy is told / Only Seth and Jonathan could be so bold … Jah can’t keep up with the karaoke machine and fades out by the second verse.
4:28 – Jah is wearing Bugle Boy jeans in the studio right now. Jah used to get panic attacks from the Bugle Boy commercials.
37:35 – Seth wants to know what’s up with all the electronic billboards he’s seeing around time. He saw one that had a picture of a baby with grandparents announcing the birth of their first grandchild. Jah thinks it came out right before the economic crisis, and it was supposed to be featuring cool movies but instead it’s more like public access TV.
47:58 – Jah believes that we are in a phase where shit has totally shifted and changed, and we have moved to a new way of how we see and receive information and entertainment – but we’re still in this nether-region where there are people who have had a job for a long time where they’re giving us something we think we need to see and hear – but there’s no need for them anymore. There’s a dead world hovering around us, but it’s effect has been lessened so much that it doesn’t exist and it’s sort of already over.
1:02:49 – Jah thanks listener John for submitting the Smashmouth lyrics.
1:03:48 – Jah says he’s going to have to with a different t-shirt for XXLs because of the large neckhole
40:42 – The National Institute of Health have given $400,000 in taxpayer money in the form of a grant to the New York Psychiatric Institute, who are to conduct a 2-year study in which researchers will pose as homosexuals and cruise six popular gay bars in Buenos Aires, Argentina, to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior while drunk. They hope their findings will be applicable to the United States.
3:10 – NASA is having to deal with Chinese space junk from space missions launched by the country in 2007. Pieces of debris have been going by Space Shuttle Atlantis.
31:28 – 35,000 Wagner paint sprayers manufactured in China sold for $99 at major chain, home and hardware stores across the country, have been recalled because the On/Off switch can fall off and exposes the internal connections and can cause a very high risk of shock.
43:34 – Parade magazine Q&A submissions: Duane Wilder of Denison, TX, asks: “How is Robin Williams recovering from his recent open-heart surgery?” They went right to Robin Williams, who said “I can’t wait to get back on the road and resume my comedy tour. I’m thinking the next leg could be called ‘Weapons of Self-Destruction and Reconstruction.’ I got some great new material.”
33:51 – Seth rips on Mel Gibson, whom he saw in a picture driving a 1989 Toyota Cressida
44:09 – Seth hammers Robin Williams for his wack routine on Letterman last night, where he did six minutes on Michael Phelps. Seth was expecting him to do his black guy routine and was surprised he didn’t do it, but then he saw him the next day on Access Hollywood mixing in the black guy routine while talking about Vulcans.
55:08 – Seth goes off on Ben Harper and David Arquette for their wack clothing line
1:01:32 – Seth is creeped out by the members of the Black-Eyed Peas, especially the little guy, Apple