View Episode 176
Originally aired 07.27.09
1:08:17
39:42 – UYD: I wanna know more about this sodomy
19:43 – Discovery Channel’s Shark Week is coming back Aug. 2-7 (Episode 023, 10:55; Episode 075, 43:33, Episode 125, 8:47).
28:30 – Dating in the Dark on ABC – they take three guys and three girls and let them get to know each other in a pitch black room. They then separate them and get their impressions. They each get thrown a piece of clothing of the person, and then each person picks another they want to have a private date with. It then goes to one guy and one girl in the room. Then they have a 50-page questionairre and are paired up with whoever is the most compatible. Then a professional sketch artist gives a rendering for what they think the person looks like. Then a light comes up and you see what they look like and their reactions are priceless. Then they put you on the veranda and you make the decision as to whether you want to see this person or you just pack it up and leave. One girl left and the guy was devastated, and the other two decided to meet.
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
4:54 – Seth asks Jah a math problem: “What’s 41 minus 14?” It takes Jah a long time to answer correctly with 27.
20:40 – Seth thinks the only excuse for getting rowdy about Shark Week is to get together with your homies and snort lines of cocaine.
53:59 – Dark Side of the Rainbow is when you start with two hits of acid on your tongue, then start the Dark Side of the Moon album and The Wizard of Oz at the same time. Seth did something similar and got all emotional throughout it. He wonders how the combination ever started. He says it’s even more epic to combine the movie Serendipity with Smashmouth’s Astro Lounge album and four hits of acid. … Another Brick in the Wall-E is when you combine Pink Floyd’s The Wall and the movie Wall-E. When you see the Walt Disney logo appear under the castle as the movie cues up press play on your iPod.
14:35 – Jah had a root canal and says he’s still dealing with it a bit physically. He’s had a septic tooth in his rear molar since before he left for Europe. By the time he got back the tooth had died and he didn’t have to worry about it anymore, but it started getting so bad that he had to get it taken care of. In that tooth the dentist did half of a root canal, drilling into three different pockets and pulling out a back nerve. He has to go back in for the rest of it on Monday. He had a lubret piercing when he was 18 years old with a fishtail back, where the metal was resting against his gum and he bore a hole through his gum. That requires them taking a piece from the roof of his mouth out and grafting it into that area. At the back of the other side of his mouth, there’s an 11mm-deep pocket where his wisdom tooth was taken out. It’s become a hole in his jaw that bacteria and food particles have gotten into and begun to rot his jawbone out. They cut through his gum into his jaw and used a cadaver bone to fuse onto his jawbone. He did all that and had a full cleaning so he’s good to go. Jah maintains this is the worst part of the body and it should be replaced with metal 150-year teeth when you hit puberty.
22:39 – Seth got a voicemail from a dude who saw an SUV all tricked out, and engraved on the side of the SUV was this: GREAT LEGS. WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
24:51 – Jah busted a monster of a pickup line not that long ago. He was riding his bike and saw a crazy attractive girl ride by. He chased up to her and said “Your seat’s too low.” He told her she wasn’t getting a proper extension because her knees were being bent too long, and she sped off away from him.
49:55 – Jah doesn’t wear a helmet when he rides his bike, and when he crashed a couple weeks ago it made him realize how important it was to have one.
1:03:37 – Almost every other conversation that Jah and Amir have starts with each of them saying “Hey,” and then Amir says, “You didn’t check the message…” It frustrates him to no end that Jah won’t get the information off of the message that he needs.
1:07:13 – Jah reveals that, according to a listener whose co-worker does this, backing into parking spaces and waiting there is an indicator for other gay men to come blow you. (Episode 114, 25:38).
3:15 – Many former Christians are getting de-baptized.
5:43 – Shannon Doherty was at the Hollywood Collectors and Celebrities Show in Burbank last weekend selling autographs and pictures. Her display listed her credits as Beverly Hills 90210, 90210, Mallrats, Scare Tactics and Charmed. She charged $25 for autographed photos, $40 for her Playboy cover, $50 for a nude photo and $20 for a photo op.
11:06 – It’s an African tradition for bare-breasted women to form a tunnel and greet soldiers who have returned from war. They heal the troops with their presence, easing the mental and physical toll on their return to daily life. The natural healing and energy of the topless women is soothing. Twenty-five women at the Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art have taken this custom and acted upon it. They painted their breasts and pressed them against soft cloth and left their mark. They want to give them to returning soldiers from Iraq and Afghanistan.
21:18 – At the recent TED global conference, a professor claimed that a detailed, functional artificial human brain would be built within the next 10 years. “The Blue Brain Project” aims to reverse engineer the mammalian brain from laboratory data. In particular, the team of scientists and researchers have focused on the neocortical column, using a software model of over 10,000 different processors—each one simulating the total calculations that each neuron can deliver.
34:12 – In Utah, a 45-year-old female Social Studies teacher is arrested for having sex with a 13-year-old male student. It started out with simple texts. She is charged with rape of a child and sodomy of a child. In the same court, same city and same school, there is a 40-year-old teacher who’s about to go to trial because she’s been fucking the same kid. He’s 14 now. The 40-year-old math teacher is being charged with rape and forcible sodomy.
39:48 – As of Oct. 27, 2009, all new commercial airliners must come equipped with airbags in all of their seats.
41:41 – More than 100 pilots and other airline employees live in a makeshift colony of trailers and motor homes at the eastern end of LAX’s Parking Lot B.
46:44 – In Santa Ana, Calif., a man sued a local Claim Jumper restaurant because he was enjoying his French onion soup, chewing the melted cheese on top and realized he was chewing a condom. The attorney wants all employees to hand over DNA samples to match.
50:43 – Police are reporting that sexual assaults and indecency at Orlando waterparks are skyrocketing this summer.
3:02 – If you’re still having technical issues with CFISD, Jah doesn’t know what else to say except they’re getting fewer and farther between
7:31 – Last week Jah asked Seth what kind of soy yogurt he was eating, and Jah wondered if it was Stonyfield Farm. Seth didn’t know at the time but this week reveals that it’s Whole Soy, cherry flavor.
8:08 – Seth wonders if Jah has ever heard of the band The Tragically Hip. Supposedly they’re the biggest band ever from Canada and Seth can’t believe he hasn’t heard of them if that’s true.
23:36 – Seth recalls when UYD tried to register for pickup lines and they signed Jah up for a monthly charge but never sent him one (Episode 093, 1:23, Episode 094, 1:01:44). Jah says the only pickup line that works is just going straight in and introducing yourself. Otherwise you better know something awesome about whatever they’re looking at or doing or buying, which means you need to listen to UYD because they know everything awesome about everything. Then you’re in. Dudes have figured it out who have been listening to UYD for three years.
45:41 – UYD is still figuring things out for an August or September show in New York City.
56:02 – Seth is curious about the user comments that appear under news stories on the internet, and how some commenter tries to make a connection to a person or place mentioned in the local story. He recalls one dude posting that Kurt Wild messed his sandwich up when he was researching the Subway story (Episode 132, 29:01).
1:00:19 – Seth wonders if he’s the only person left in this country that leaves voicemail messages. Jah thinks you can call your cell phone provider and get voicemail removed from your plan, even though it’s hard to do. Jah says people leave horrific messages nowadays, whereas Seth leaves detailed messages. Seth leaves messages for people, and they’ll just hit him back with a call without checking the message to see what he was calling about.
12:42 – Research that has been published in the July issue of the Journal of Developmental Psychology suggests that babies can understands dogs. When shown a picture of two different dogs, one with an aggressive stance and one with a friendly stance, the babies showed no real interest in either. Then a two-second sound clip of the dogs barking accompanied the two photos (one friendly and one aggressive). The six-month babies would look in the direction of the correct photo when they heard the corresponding audio clip of the bark.
32:22 - The National Institute of Health has given $3 million to the University of Illinois-Chicago Nursing School to do a five-year study investigating why American lesbians drink alcohol.
8:40 – Seth goes off on Canada for thinking whack music is totally awesome. He thought Toronto was better than New York and L.A. combined. Jah thinks that musically, Canada is the most retarded country out there.