View Episode 177
Originally aired 08.02.09
1:13:39
34:42 – UYD: Sixty words for love in Taipeiese
1:00:48 – UYD: Dream harder
11:41 – Seth watched another episode of Dating In The Dark and talks about the male Masshole on the show. The lights came up on an attractive African American girl, and he didn’t do a very good job of recovering his obvious anger and dismay. When they talked to him afterwards he claimed that religion, not race, was the deal-breaker. Jah wants to watch it but he just doesn’t have television.
41:27 – Seth watched Good Morning America and they had a security expert go into an upscale hotel in the Buckhead section of Atlanta, Ga., and show how one can blend in. He roams the halls and a maid is coming of the room, so he hands her a $20 bill to ask her to jump across and do his room really quickly. He runs in and says he forgot something and acts like it’s his room, and just takes everything out of the room. Another time he takes the extra room key and calls down to the lobby and asks them to pull around his car to valet. He jumps in the Jaguar and drives away. He’s in the stairwell, takes out a duffel bag, takes his clothes off, puts on a robe, pours water over his head and runs out saying he locked himself out of his room. The maid opens the room for him and he steals everything.
50:21 – Malibu Shark Attack on Sci-Fi Channel shows a tsunami bringing in what we thought were extinct goblin sharks and they wreck Jah’s childhood home.
49:59 – Jah has had ticks before; he’s had more than one on his body at different points in his life (Episode 019, 13:20). With ticks in the summer comes Lyme Disease, which can be easily avoided but can happen. If you get Lyme Disease, you can get Lyme Rage – which is when the disease directly affects the neurological system and changes your mood personality.
1:04:38 – Coca-Cola is releasing a new drink called Vio. It will have a limited test run in New York. It’s a mixture of skim milk, sparkling water and fruit. It comes in 4 flavors – Peach Mango, Citrus Burst, Tropical Colada and Very Berry. It’s a “Refreshing sensory experience that tastes like a birthday party for a polar bear.”
3:47 – Jonathan looked up Amir’s old place on Megan’s Law website and there was a crazy rapist right across the street from him (Episode 074, 8:15). Seth warned his mom to move because her neighborhood was surrounded by peeds.
9:52 – In response to making fun of The Tragically Hip last week, a beautiful young woman from Ontario called Seth and agreed with that part, but made fun of America for leaving their shoes on inside the house. Jah says to fuck all Canadians on that because their shit is just not on point musically.
22:51 – Jah saw a homeless dude in Santa Monica the other day who was fully homeless with a t-shirt, filthy hands and arms, backpack, beard, matted hair, underwear, and then on his body, hiked up to just below his cock and ass, were an 8-year-old girl’s pair of True Religion jean shorts. There was maybe an inch between the two pockets.
30:58 – Jah has a birthday coming up on Friday. He’s playing a show a couple nights before and he’s thinking about getting a tattoo inside of his lip. He’s committed to doing it and there’s other people who have committed to doing it as well if he does. He’d also like to get another one on the forearm that embodies something about the show, possibly AND THE WHITE MAN CALLED HER FLUTE PLAYING WIND. – UHH YEAH DUDE (Episode 016, 44:20; Episode 113, 42:32). 39:49 – Jah saw his first black girl wearing a SARS mask walking down the street. She was wearing a Lakers outfit and a Lakers-colored mask. It was the first non-Asian or non-hippie cyclist Jah had seen wearing one. Jah wonders if they’re trying to keep the germs in or out, and Seth confirms they’re keeping them out.
44:04 – When Seth’s mother was in town recently they went into a Home Depot on Sunday morning at 9 a.m. and Seth didn’t think anyone actually worked there. There was no one in the building to ask anything. They just did self-checkout and jetted.
45:06 – Seth went to the Arclight to see a midnight showing of Bruno, and there were 36 people trying to buy tickets before showtime with only one kiosk open. Seth yelled at Gabriel, the manager, for his incompetence. Seth is also frustrated because he always goes to Jamba Juice and asks for a single shot of wheatgrass and they constantly ask him if he wanted a single or a double.
59:35 – Jah thinks he was definitely butt naked until he was 5 years old. There are pictures of him sitting naked on his Dukes of Hazzard Big Wheel outside the front of his house in Los Feliz laying back in the sun. Oscar and Ralph from next door made him sit on a red anthill because he ran around naked all the time. (Episode 100 Part II, 11:10; Episode 134, 1:26). Even when the earthquake hit, all three of the Larroquette men were butt naked outside. (Episode 113, 3:09). Jah asks Seth if he sleeps in the nude and Seth says no way. Jah says it’s liberating to sleep nude because it changes your dreams; he sleeps nude maybe 3 or 4 nights a week.
2:06 – There are over 50,000 registered sex offenders in the United States as we speak. You can now get a new app for your iPhone called Offender Locator, which pinpoints the user by GPS and provides an immediate map listing of all peeds that are in the area. You can click on the pin, and it provides a picture of the dude, his address and what he did.
8:01 – AOL Radio has an all-Nickelback station. Some of the comments that were left on the station page: Fantastic. Now I can listen at work. … Wow. Absolutely amazing. Now I can listen to all their songs without interruption. … All Nickel for no dime. Great stuff. … Wow. All Nickelback. For no dimes. Wow. … This will be the best station. … Sweet. Total nonstop Nickelback. … Like a dream come true. I have gone through four sets of CDs and I’m about to replace them again. There were also a lot of comments from Eastern Europe asking for them to tour over there.
17:08 – Star magazine uncovers a relationship between Kenny Chesney and Jessica Simpson as a “Hot Summer Hookup.”
24:47 – UCLA has released their latest edition of the slang dictionary they put out every year. New inclusions are booty call, chillax, cross faded, sister from another mister, off the heezy, FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out), Obama (the slang term, not the name), etc.
27:06 – Princeton Review Top 10 Party Schools (Episode 031, 4:56) — 10) UC-Santa Barbara, 9) Florida State, 8) Wisconsin, 7) Texas, 6) West Virginia, 5) Ohio, 4) Georgia, 3) Mississippi, 2) Florida, 1) Penn State.
32:22 – Police in Lawrence, Ind., picked up a drunk and disorderly Asian man for booking. He was totally compliant, a simple man. Instead of filling out the paperwork with the standard legal name of John Doe, they thought it would be funny to call him Jackie Chan. Unfortunately, he’s a somewhat famous Chinese refugee who just arrived in the U.S. after spending 17 years in a Chinese prison being tortured for throwing paint on a picture of Mao Zedong. The group that brought him here were unable to locate him because he has no ID on him. As they were going around to local hospitals and jails they couldn’t find any John Doe because he was booked as Jackie Chan.
47:56 – Thursday-Sunday, Aug.6-9, in Cave In Rock, Ill., will be the 10th Gathering of the Juggalos (the crazy Insane Clown Posse fest).
56:50 – A writer for the Washington Post asked the city’s WNBA team, the Washington Mystics’ management, why, during their home games, there is no Kiss Cam. A spokeswoman for the team claims that “We get a lot of kids at our games and we didn’t want our fans seeing anything that could be deemed inappropriate.”
58:53 – The New York Times had an article about “When Do They Need A Fig Leaf?” talking about how old kids should be before they start running around butt naked. Jah thinks they should start dressing around the house when they have pubes.
4:39 – Jah brings up a topic that means a lot to a lot of people in his life right now – polyamorous lifestyles. It’s ethical non-monogamy, devotees engaging in intimate relationships with more than one person simultaneously. It is based on knowledge and consent of all parties involved. The movement includes recently published books, local get-togethers, poly podcasts and an online magazine called Loving More. Jah claims that this doesn’t work – you can have deep meaningful relationships while maintaining other ones but at a certain point, it becomes too hard to not turn the creep corner.
39:19 – Seth asks Jah if he’s ever heard of eating Vaseline for a sore throat.
1:09:51 – Jah understands that all Skittles are now gelatin free and don’t have ground-up calves hoofs in them. He can now eat them again as a good vegetarian.
1:10:42 – UYD will have definitive details by next week regarding their New York live show.
13:49 – According to U.S. Pharmacology and Health Care Consultancy Group, 50% of American doctors admit to using Wikipedia to get medical information.
34:46 – Evolutionary psychologists have come to the conclusion that women are getting more attractive while men at best are staying the same because there’s less pressure on men concerning their looks. Regardless of the attractiveness of men, they have the same amount of children. In contrast, these new, more beautiful women, have more children than their plainer counterparts. Also, there’s a higher proportion of their children being female. In turn, those girls grow up even more attractive and repeat the cycle. … Jah agrees with all of this, and says that American men are worse than any other country.
1:03:56 – A study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine says that red wine will increase a woman’s sexual desire.
18:52 – Seth rips on the slogan EXERCISE DAILY – WALK WITH THE LORD.