View Episode 211
Originally aired 03.29.10
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59:08 – UYD: Whatever works
8:30 – CBS shot a pilot called Defenders starring Jerry O’Connell and Jim Belushi and they play flashy and firy Las Vegas defense attorneys.
11:13 – This Friday, the sixth season premier of Wife Swap is on ABC at 8 p.m. featuring a woman who has 14 dolls. … Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution is on at 9 p.m., where he rolls into Huntington, W.V. and tries to change food menus.
21:45 – Seth saw a show on NatGeo called American Beaver but it wasn’t what he thought it was.
23:22 – Seth watched the season finale of Cribs, featuring Criss Angel in the Luxor. He pulls out a Murphy bed and says sometimes he slips in there and sometimes he doesn’t.
36:49 – Seth was watching the new show Fly Girls on the CW. The phrase they have for people they’re flirting with is “IFB,” or “In-Flight Boyfriend.”
40:25 – Catholic Television released their monthly magazine with 3D glasses so you can tour cathedrals and pray the rosary in 3D on their website
49:48 – Some 15-year-old kid in Florida went crazy. He was going out with a 13-year-old and her friend texted him to tell him he was too old for her. So he rode his bike over to her school and waited for her to get off the bus and beat her unconscious. The authorities called it “text rage.”
22:10 – Jell-O has a new indulgent custard cup called Mousse Temptations. Their slogan is, “It’s Me O’Clock.”
45:33 – Skittles Crazy Cores – they are the only ones Jah will eat. He’s completely down with them because they’re gelatin-free.
13:55 – Seth was getting vegan ice cream at Scoop’s on Tuesday night and saw two dudes sitting inside looking kind of friendly and playful. One’s hand was on top of the other – it was John Cusack and Liam Neeson. Seth did a double-take and then went about his business. They were pretty excited to see one another.
2:45 – Seth came up with the best band name ever this week, and he wonders if J-Dawg has any. Seth’s band name is “Nanny Cam.” Jah used to keep a ton of them on his BlackBerry but then he dropped it and lost them all. He also tried to change the name of Jogger once and it went horribly wrong.
47:40 – Rogue Magic
28:13 – Seth was at the LA Marathon on Hollywood and Vine. The top 15 spots were claimed by Kenyans or Ethiopians, and Seth says it’s because they actually know how to run. The white guys who run by him have unorthodox styles and run so weirdly that they have no chance. Seth estimates that the longest he’s ever run was when he was in soccer practice as a high school freshman.
37:50 – Jah says he’s gotten busy on a plane but he’s never banged in a plane bathroom or anything. He was traveling with his girlfriend and fingering her.
38:26 – Seth saw Hubble in 3D IMAX and had such a profound spiritual experience when he went into the deepest recesses of outer space.
39:58 – Jah sees the Verizon Fios vans rolling through his neighborhood about two blocks from his house, but when he calls them they tell him he isn’t eligible.
41:27 – Nothing was as scary for Seth as when he saw Passion of the Christ on opening day at the Arclight and a guy left a plastic bag under his seat before walking out of the theater and Seth thought he was going to die (Episode 018, 37:46).
48:16 – Jah had a jam band in high school with Tad Taylor – whom he saw on tour after a long time away from him. Seth then references his urban-funk-fusion jam band from college, Mosaic (Episode 105, 46:05).
4:05 – Baby name expert Pamela Redmond Satron compiled a list of elite baby names. If you want your baby boy to have any chance of a life, you may want to consider naming him Finn, Asher, Jasper, Kai, Atticus, Milo, Sawyer, Finnius, Auden.
15:18 – Indiana prosecutors have filed voyeurism charges against a 40-year-old man named David Delagrange. He allegedly filmed upskirt videos of 10 different women with his specially made bootrigged video camera. There’s a little hiccup with the case because the laws in Indiana don’t apply to voyeurism in public places; only in a peeping tom situation.
18:44 – Jah reveals that somebody’s trying to get Milli Vanilli’s Grammy back to them because there have been plenty of winning acts since then that have done the same thing with ghost vocals.
20:11 – Time magazine’s website wrote an article stating there is an ongoing debate within the scientific community: can animals commit suicide? Jah thinks there is a high suicide rate among birds, and Seth agrees.
25:09 – Police in Connecticut were waiting in a parking lot of a local bank to meet 27-year-old Albert Bailey and the 16-year-old he brought with him. Bailey had called the bank about 10 minutes earlier, where he spoke to an employee and told her to get a bag of money ready because they were about to rob it. The sergeant said the bank robbers appeared “not so bright.”
31:33 – According to the new book The Male Brain by Dr. Louanne Brisindine , the sexual pursuit area of the male brain – located in the hypothalamuse – is 2.5 times larger than a female’s. This is due to testosterone and the area enlarging.
43:53 – According to the National Retail Federation, consumers are ready for spring and plan to spend a little more this Sunday between candy, cards, gifts, etc. Consumers 25-34 are expected to spend around $136.79 per person.
49:00 – Police are looking for a 56-year-old man living in Woodstock, Ga., who was trying to purchase a 5-year-old boy on the internet for sex. The man’s name is Patrick Molesti.
51:39 – Seth reads from an obituary from a man named Kermit Tyler. “Don’t worry about it.” – Those words, which Tyler uttered on a peaceful Sunday morning in 1941 of the Hawaiian island of Oahu, would haunt him for the rest of his life. He was an Army Air Force first lieutenanton temporary duty on Fort Shatner’s radar information center when on the morning of Dec. 7 a radar operator on the northern tip of the island reported that he saw unusually large blips on their radar screen indicating a large number of aircraft about 132 miles away. “Don’t worry about it,” Tyler told the radar operator, thinking it was just the flight of a US B-17 bomber. Instead, it turned out to be the first wave of more than 180 Japanese fighters, torpedo bombers, dive bombers and horizontal bombers whose surprise attack on Pearl Harbor shortly after 8 a.m. plunged the U.S. into World War II. “You know I wake up at night sometimes and think about it,” he told the Star-Ledger of Newark, N.J. in 2007, “but I don’t feel guilty.”
16:58 – Seth goes through the lyrics for “Me So Horny” by the 2 Live Crew and compares them with the radio edit.
33:40 Whistle + smoking
46:07 – Seth wants to know what the deal is with Magic Jack and getting unlimited calls for $20 a year.
33:44 – A study published in the journal Sex Roles says that men who harass women are actually harming their entire gender. Researchers asked 114 female undergraduate students to watch a video where a man made a sexist remark to a woman or simply greeted her. In the video of the sexist comment, the women reported feelings of anxiety, depression, fear and anger and disappointment in men in general.
54:29 – According to a study published by Bayer Healthcare, 1,000 women between the ages of 20-40 were asked how soon they slept with their new boyfriends. 39% of the women said they slept with a new boyfriend by the third date, 73% within the first month, 11% admitted they slept with them on the first date and 13% said they waited three months.
5:50 – Seth read The Playboy Adviser in his Playboy magazine. DN from Cleveland, Tenn., writes: “My husband is in the National Guard and deploying to Iraq again. I want to buy pocket pussies for his unit as parting gifts. Can you suggest a brand that’s not too expensive because I’ll need 37?” The Playboy Adviser says, “That’s a generous gift, but are you sure the other women saying goodbye are cool with your distributing masturbation sleeves?”