View Episode 241
Originally aired 10.18.2010
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3:10 – Seth saw the car that drives itself that Google made on Good Morning America. You can sit in it and have a full conversation with someone while the car drives itself.
39:01 – Sunday, Oct. 24 on VH1: Football Wives
41:56 – The Lingerie Football League is on MTV2 on Friday nights. It’s pretty crazy, but Seth doesn’t like the fact that you don’t get to meet the girls on the show. They don’t even do huddles – they just cut the footage so it’s play after play after play. Jah hypothesizes that they don’t want to humanize these girls so dudes can just jerk off late at night.
48:34 – Seth watched a show on TLC called My Brand New Face featuring Maurice Simpson. He was born with the craziest, rarest facial tumor ever, but just lives his life. An anonymous fool from Ogden, Utah rolls in and gives him $300,000 to go to an institute and get surgery. Seth says both faces are pretty crazy, because surgery can only do so much.
43:38 – Domino’s Pizza has not unveiled a new specialty pizza in all of 2010 until now. Starting this week, the Wisconsin Six-Cheese will have mozzerella, feta, provolone, cheddar, parmesan and asiago. People from Domino’s obviously found out that Seth would egg any Domino’s in the area that would come out with a new pizza and so they took a year off. (Episode 098, 16:57)
26:19 – Two robbers armed with semi-automatic handguns wearing sweatshirts with the word POLICE on them abducted a pharmaceutical delivery man outside a Rite-Aid in Sherman Oaks. They were in a four-door Honda, the dude pulled up in a truck, one of them put a gun to his head, got in the truck with him and they drove away. The dude in the Honda followed them, they pistol-whipped the fool, took everything out of the truck, left everything at a gas station and got in another vehicle and drove away with thousands of dollars of oxycontin. Police said this was not the first time this kind of event had taken place.
28:53 – Seth loves drugs and he’s down with people doing everything, but something tells him that if everything was made legal, shit would be exponentially worse. Jah doesn’t disagree, but he says it would allow for poppy fields to be grown in North America and not abroad. Jah thinks it would need to be government-sanctioned for it to properly work.
Crazy Things Dudes Say While Boning Down
8:58 – Seth and Jonathan bring back this segment after a relatively new female listener of the show left a message for Seth. She was with a guy who had a small prick, they were having intercourse and she was totally not into it. She was giving him no signs whatsoever that she was into it in any way and was completely silent waiting for the affair to conclude, and he proceeded to whisper “Yeah baby, hold in those screams.”
7:12 – Jah was asked by a friend of the show who was with a lady younger than he how long after intercourse it was appropriate to Twitter. Supposedly this guy hadn’t even put his clothes back on or gone to the bathroom before she was tweeting something.
12:39 – Jah says he got several texts from dudes who say they’ve faked orgasms (Episode 240, 41:48). Most of them involved condoms, which would make thing much easier, but one or two of them didn’t.
19:33 – If Jah had to get a job right now, he honestly wouldn’t know where to begin. He thinks he would try to go wait tables at an expensive restaurant. He’s worried he might have to cut his hair if he did that.
23:32 – Jah watched a faux couple in the grocery store the other day where they went shopping and scanning each one, put it in their cart and go through every other single one on the shelf, look at the date and note how long it had been there. They were reps from the company, but they were cloaking it. She was dressed up with a Louis Vuitton bag and he was looking like he just got off work. The computer they were using was cloaked in a canvas bag but it was obvious they had a unit. People from the back came up and said, “Hey guys.” Jah supposed it wasn’t for the grocery not to store, but for other shoppers to just think they were a couple while they were riffling through and checking dates. He couldn’t believe they were filling a cart. After the male had left the female stayed and milled around for a while.
35:46 – Jah finds out from UYD listeners that there are a gang of round-abouts in Oregon. Someone told Seth they’re worse than left-hand turns (Episode 240, 13:01).
51:36 – Jah was eating lunch today and looked out the window to see a red-headed quadriplegic dude who had a weird steez as he was rolling by. He looked through the window to see Jah looking at him and kind of smirked at J-dawg. He pushed the door open with his electrical thing and orders some food. Jah sees him a little bit later and saw him parked with his wheelchair relatively close to the table of a couple guys eating lunch. They were kind of like yuppie businessmen guys, and the quad is looking dead at one of them and not being down with what one of them is saying. He’s making one of the dudes super uncomfortable. Jah makes eye contact with him, and the guy gives him a little wink like “I got this.” Jah chuckles to himself thinking it was weird that he did that to people.
4:41 – Antivirus software company AVG conducted a poll of mothers with children under the age of 2 to see when their child’s “online presence” or “digital footprint” began. The average age is 6 months, with more than 70% of moms posting baby and toddler pictures on Facebook, parenting blogs, personal websites, Flickr, etc. By the age of 2, the percentage is 81%. 33% of children have had pictures posted of children since day 1, and 23% of kids had their ultrasound pictures on the web prior to their birth. 7% of babies get an e-mail address at birth.
14:07 – The Parents Television Council, a media advocacy group founded to ensure that children are not constantly assaulted by sex, violence and profanity on television, are working with pharmaceutical giants Eli Lilly – the maker of Cialis – and Pfizer – the maker of Viagra – to get a complete listing of which shows their commercials will be airing on each week. The council will be posting this on their website to help parents keep their kids from being subjected to such advertising.
18:04 – A reading on NPR talked about how tough it was to find a job and how people are out of work. If you’re over 50 and don’t have a job, you’re essentially dead. You should either commit suicide or move to Belize.
21:36 – CVS Corporate noticed a store in Visalia, Calif., had lost around $117,000 merchandise over the last six months. They conducted an undercover sting operation and found that two female employees who always worked together were letting friends and family come in and take everything. Within a one-hour time span, almost $5,000 worth of merchandise was stolen by 11 of their friends and family.
35:59 – A Southern Baptist leader based out of Kentucky is calling on all Christians to avoid yoga. He claims that “the stretching and meditative discipline derived from Eastern religions is not a Christian pathway to God. People are failing to see the contradiction between their Christian commitments and their embrace of yoga. … Christians are called to look at Christ for all that we need. We are not called to escape the consciousness of this world by achieving an elevated state of consciousness.”
45:17 – The ACLU is suing Berkeley County Jail in Moncks Corner, S.C., over their policy that bars inmates from having any reading material except for Bibles. The jail will only allow inmates to have soft-back Bibles sent in the mail directly from the publisher of the Bible.
54:04 – An unidentified porn actor has tested positive for HIV. At least two studios have completely shut down production; Vivid – the leader in adult entertainment – and Wicked Pictures – “quality porn is our business.” Wicked Pictures is the only hetero condom-mandatory porn company, but they’ve still shut down production as a result of this.
1:25 – This is a late night for UYD because they’ve been going early when the daylight is so right.
38:50 – WWJWD? What Would James Woods Do? (Episode 240, 1:02:52 and 1:03:51) He would stretch.
32:09 – A study published in the current issue of Psychology of Addictive Behaviors found that U.S. students who go abroad to study while in college will increase – if not double – their alcohol intake while they’re away in a foreign country. Also, when they return to the states, their drinking keeps up at the rate that it was overseas.
1:02:24 – New research from the University of Florida found that women who weighed 25 pounds less than the group norm earned about $16,000 more dollars per year. Thinner men, on the other hand, made almost $9,000 less than the norm.
1:04:14 – A study in the Journal of Consumer Psychology studied the “going home” effect – the feeling that getting to your destination takes longer than getting back home from your destination. This study had test subjects who went somewhere with unfamiliar surroundings. They overestimated the time it took for them to get there and they underestimated the time it took to return. The one reason is that landmarks around home are familiar enough to make us feel that the trip is already over even though we haven’t actually arrived there yet.
1:36 – Seth and Jonathan go off on Eminem. They don’t understand why his tracks sound so bad and why his choruses are so terrible, because he’s kind of an awesome rapper. He could literally call anyone he wanted and tell them he wanted to make a record with them
37:54 – Jah says they need to remap yoga so it relates to Christian dummies: “Yoga for Christian Dummies.”