View Episode 283
Originally aired 08.09.11
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32:41 – Uhh Yeah Dude: With Coy and Vance.
28:40 – Christopher Mayer passed away at age 57 in Sherman Oaks, Calif. He’s best known for his 17-episode long stint as Vance Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard. Before the start of the 5th season, Tom Wopa and John Schneider said they weren’t coming to week. Catherine Bach, who plays Daisy Duke, also said she wasn’t coming back. They recast the two parts, and Christopher Mayer and Byron Cherry played Vance and Coy Duke – cousins of the original Dukes. The ratings were horrible while the replacements were there, and they brought them all together for one episode.
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
40:24 – Seth takes it back to 1991. He wonders if you put Steve Winwood and Robert Palmer in a jail cell, who would come out alive? J-dawg says Steve Winwood.
7:03 – Jah doesn’t like animals to be present when he’s getting his fuck on.
8:25 – Seth talks about his acting experience on Hyperion Bay starring Mark Paul Gosselear. He got a call on Sept. 9, 1998 from the WB Network. Seth received a residual check today in the amount of $6.38. He thinks it should be adjusted for inflation to current times. The show lasted one season. The episode Seth was on was called “Some Common Words and Phrases,” airing October 26. When the episode aired, Seth was working in the in-house catering division of Paramount and they had a big event that night. They pulled a TV over and everybody gathered around to watch the episode. Seth’s only line was when a woman walked by, he asked “What are those?” It was over so quickly and was so sad that all the caterers just kind of went back to their Bunsen burners and hot trays.
15:57 – Jah asks Seth about something that happened to him today on the way to the studio. He stopped at a supermarket on the west side of Los Angeles. He bought insoles for his shoes and then he stopped at a Starbucks within the supermarket and got a green tea lemonade. The lemonade was purchased in order to cover up what he was actually doing – which also got foiled anyway. As J-dawg purchased his insoles, he approached a Wells Fargo kiosk ATM. There’s a guy standing there and immediately he doesn’t like him, because he’s in motorcycle gear with a helmet on and visor flipped up. He has a very small backpack in front of him, and he unzips it and J-dawg sees the head of a spray bottle. He begins shooting the ATM with the spray bottle from about 3 feet away. J-dawg just posts up. He gets into the line of the Starbucks and acts like he’s waiting in line so he can just stare at this dude. There are a lot of people standing around and no one seems to notice that he’s shot this thing with this fluid. He then takes out a towel and begins wiping down the entire thing. Above the ATM, there’s a shelf and he starts pulling receipts and stacking them up and starts taking photographs of the receipts with a digital camera. J-dawg is 4 feet away from this dude and can’t believe no one is looking at this guy. He then takes the pictures of the receipts, backs up from the ATM post-cleaning and takes photos of the ATM from a distance. He turns around and there is a mother, father and the father holding a child. He forces them away so he can get farther away from the thing. He is now parallel to J-dawg, and looks at Jah and says “You need to use the ATM?” Jah replies, “I don’t know bro, are you done disinfecting it and whatever the fuck else you’re doing?” He goes, “It’s all you, buddy.” Jah puts his arms up and goes up to the Starbucks register. The guy finally finishes his routine and leaves and J-dawg is perplexed as to what just happened. As the guy walks past J-dawg, he makes a weird sound effect with his lips, and J-dawg turns around daring the guy to look back at him. He wants to kill him.
1:01:38 – Jah had a new idea for a product – build-your-own dessert raviolis.
7:21 – August is National Romance Awareness Month
24:25 – The 65th annual Little League World Series will be taking place at the end of August. Some of the games will be broadcast in 3D. A team from Uganda has lost its bid to become the first entry from Africa to play in the LLWS when some of its players were denied visas to enter the U.S. because of discrepancies over the players’ ages and birth dates.
48:47 – The U.S. Mint has put an end to a very crafty frequent flyer rewards scheme. The scheme was started by savvy travelers back in 2008 when the U.S. Mint launched a direct ship program to sell and ship the dollar coins to the general public in hopes of increasing the use of the coins. Frequent flyers got the idea to buy the coins with their credit cards , accumulate the rewards points on their credit cards and pay off the balance of the credit card with the money they’ve just purchased for equal value. At least one frequent flyer claimed he bought $800,000 in coins with rewards points.
3:31 – Parents who share a bed with their child can sleep better tonight in light of some new research that’s been published in the journal Pediatrics that finds that this practice doesn’t give rise to learning or behavior problems.
13:43 – A survey conducted by UC-San Francisco says that nearly 40% of employees at California emergency rooms say they have been physically assaulted on the job in the last year. The Emergency Nurses Association says that more than 1 in 10 ER nurses surveyed in 2010 claim that they have been attacked in the previous week.
32:57 – A study published online in the journal of Sexual Medicine used functional magnetic resonance imaging of the female brain. It found that stimulation of the nipples travels to the same part of the brain as sexual stimulations and sensations from the vagina, clitoris and cervix.
42:13 – Panic attacks that seem to strike sufferers out of the blue are not without warning after all, according to some new research. A study based on 24-hour monitoring of panic sufferers while they went about their daily activities captured panic attacks as they happened and discovered waves of significant physiological instability for at least 60 minutes before the patient’s awareness of the panic attack.
46:17 – A study in Health Affairs says that antidepressants are being increasingly prescribed by non-psychiatrists. This is to treat medical disorders but is being prescribed with the absence of a true psychiatric diagnosis. The rate jumped from 60% in 1996 to 73% in 2007 which means it’s probably even higher in 2011.
52:39 – Goodbye, metrosexual, and hola vanidoso. Increasingly, growth in the men’s grooming arena will be driven by the personal care habits of Latinos. According to a new study focusing on the grooming preferences of Latino men in the U.S. and Census bureau figures, they show that Latino population is growing faster than the rate of general population.
59:23 – If you overindulge while on vacation, you’re not alone. In a survey of more than 1,000 U.S. travelers, 81% said they are more likely to overindulge on food on vacation than while at home. 55% said they drink way more alcohol on vacation than they would do at home. Trip Advisor found that 61% of women and 47% of men diet in preparation for vacation. The top food vice was ice cream (29%). 10% said fried seafood and 7% said cake.
1:02:58 – How do you know how to trust a hotel review posted by users on websites such as Trip Advisor or Yelp? Researchers at Cornell University recently developed a software program they say can sniff out “opinion spam.”
25:02 – Seth goes off on “little leaguers” who are really 20 and trying to sneak into the U.S. and compete in the Little League World Series.
36:49 – Seth goes into the vault and lists the top 10 singles from 1986 – the #1 song in the country was Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach” … #2 is Peter Cetera’s “Glory of Love” … #3 is Belinda Carlisle’s “Mad About You” … #5 is Jermaine Stewart’s “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off” … #6 is Bananarama’s “Venus” … #7 is Lionel Richie’s “Dancing on the Ceiling” … #8 was Timex Social Club’s “Rumors” … #9 is Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away” … #10 is Wham!’s “The Edge of Heaven.” Jah declares this the worst round of this game of all time.