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18:33 – Richie Sambora and Lance Armstrong are dating – seen at a Farmer’s Market holding hands and buying furniture
2:49 – Seth sees Tom Welling and John Stamos at the Diesel Store at the Beverly Center, laughing and slapping. Jonathan (laughing): “So for two weeks on the trot now, our Rumor/Truth of the Week will involve two male actors who are allegedly straight who are now dating.” (3:21)
8:39 – Seth sees Seann William Scott and Nick Lachey drinking Orange Juliuses at Sunset and Crescent Heights, jumping on each others’ backs, laughing and slapping
26:19 – Seth’s real estate agent, Doug, shows a house to MTV’s Gideon Yago and Frankie Muniz
15:38 – Seth’s friend sees Tom Bergeron and Pat Sajak getting off the elevator at a motel in Vero Beach and entering a room
22:13 – Seth’s friend was doing Street Wars, found D.J. Qualls and Rob Schneider playing mini golf on Sepulveda laughing, hugging and sharing a pretzel
18:03 – Seth’s friend at a Koby Teeth concert in Atlanta sees Larry the Cable Guy and John Goodman leave together
28:25 – Seth’s friend spots Chris Kattan and Seth Green at The Grove watching Inside Man, laughing and slapping in the balcony
18:28 – Seth spots two stowaways on Rosie O’Donnell’s gay cruise playing shuffleboard – Brandon Routh and Teddy Geiger
31:47 – Seth spots two guys coming out of the Barnes & Noble at the Grove both wearing yoga pants, almost piggybacking – David Krumholtz and Eric Balfour
28:08 – While at the Beverly Center, Seth spots Daniel Powter and Chris Klein laughing and slapping in a bookstore
58:40 – Seth spots Vin Diesel and John Basedow at the 7-11 at Western and Santa Monica fighting over whether they should get a Red Bull or Rockstar.
2:57 – Seth sees Jamie Cullum and Michael Bublé making out at a Starbucks
36:36 – Seth watching “The Da Vinci Code” at the Arclight, finds Luke Wilson and D.B. Sweeney making out in the back
5:10 – Seth spots Breckin Meyer and Scott Caan piggybacking, laughing and slapping
21:45 – Eddie Furlong is fucking the shit out of Haley Joel Osment – Seth’s interior decorator friend was at Haley Joel’s house, Eddie and HJ got “mighty cozy” and then were “mighty cozy.”
21:02 – Scott Foley and Tom Everett Scott are fucking
19:23 – Perry Taylor is dating Blake Gottesman
41:32 – Seth and Jonathan saw Elijah Wood and Gael García Bernal at the International Healing Foundation wrestling and talking man talk
55:14 – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is dating Paul Giamatti. Giamatti fucked The Rock and gave him the Chagas.
38:55 – Steve Martin is sleeping with Dave Navarro. They met through Jason Schwarzman
8:15 – Seth’s friend sees Don Henley and Harrison Ford out getting it on
20:09 – While at Hollywood Park watching the horse races, Seth sees Channing Tatum and Justin Long slapping each other, laughing, throwing tickets in the air
55:52 – Peyton Manning married Cedric the Entertainer
59:21 – Seth spots Zach Braff and Andy Samberg coming out of a Yogo Tango at the Beverly Center
46:40 – Gael Garcia Bernal has dumped Elijah Wood and is now dating Diego Luna. Seth saw them out.
52:33 – John Stamos and Ryan Seacrest are dating. Seth was at the Coffee Bean on Sunset and Fairfax and saw them making out.
58:33 – Michael Jackson and Corey Feldman no doubt softly, tenderly and gently gummed each other. Seth would stake the show’s reputation on that notion, but doesn’t think Macaulay Caulkin ever got that far with Jacko.
9:56 – Ben & Jerry are both gay. Ben is in a long-term relationship with David Hyde Pierce and Jerry dates David Alan Grier.
16:37 – Tiger Woods and Macaulay Caulkin have been dating and have not been seen since they took a cruise on Tiger’s ship to Greece this summer.
13:55 – Seth was getting vegan ice cream at Scoop’s on Tuesday night and saw two dudes sitting inside looking kind of friendly and playful. One’s hand was on top of the other – it was John Cusack and Liam Neeson. Seth did a double-take and then went about his business. They were pretty excited to see one another.
41:30 – Seth was in Pavilions last night at about 11:40 p.m. He saw a couple gentlemen laughing and slapping – Pete Wentz and David Arquette.
30:24 – Seth was driving by Mozza on Melrose and saw two gentlemen laughing and slapping – Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Justin Long