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4:34 – TWEEEINS!! Seth’s story about guy he used to work with at Paramount who would drive around on a golf cart, pull up next to hot women with large breasts and say “Show me the tweeinns!” Dude was covered in tats, in a gang in LA, smoked crystal and lives next to Gedde Watanabe. This story kicks off a longstanding UYD tradition of asking to see the twins
0:10 – Jah: “… and this is Seeeethhh! Tweeeins! Tripleeets!”
27:26 – Seth: “The Minnesota Twins baseball team—” Jah: “Tweeeins!!!”
42:53 – Seth coughs while asking to see Chris's tits
43:04 – Female listener was wearing a low-cut shirt to a Starbucks and a guy passed her on the crosswalk and said “TWINS!” She laughed b/c of the UYD reference, but the dude thought he was awesome
47:55 – Show me the twwiiiiins!! Quintupleeeets!
1:04:13 - Jah: "Tweeeeeins!"
46:40 - "Tweeeiinns! Tripleeeets! Quintupleeets!"
2:04 – The tweeeins!!
49:14 – More “Tweeens!”
0:22 – More TWINS! Speak
48:48 – After Seth reads the “double two” in Jah’s cell phone number: “Tweeiiiins!”
13:14 – Show me the Tweeens! Seth’s band is “Tweens on the Pill,” which he sings for us with some harmony from Jonathan
34:48 - Jah: "Twiiin meal!" Seth: "Show me the meeeeeal!"
20:19 – Show me the CGILFs!
59:13 – Show me the Leopard!
13:40 – Jah: “Twins!”
0:28 – Jah: “And this is Seeeeeth!”
0:22 – Jonathan holds the “Seeeeeeeeeeeeth” tweeins note for an impressive 11 seconds
48:10 – Jah goes back to the tweeeeins singing montage
0:30 – Jonathan and Seth do very polite, politically correct renditions of “Show me the twins!”
35:03 – Seth and Jah go with the formal, long-winded request of asking a lady to show her twins
22:48 – Seth does another formal request to see the twins
51:46 – Seth does another formal version of asking to see the twins
3:10 – Show me the tweens!
47:13 – The twiiiins!
1:02:40 – Seth goes into a really convoluted request to see the twins
46:17 – Jah: “I wanna see some kittens. These two kittens right here. Twin kittens!”
2:32 – Jah does a weird moaning transition into his “Twins!” phrase
21:39 – Seth and Jah give another long-winded explanation for why they need to see the “Twins!”
29:16 – Jah says either people either need to take off their outdated bumper stickers right now or show him the twins. Seth says they have to give him either ass, cash or grass
14:27 – Jah and Seth ask to see those “Panormous” twins
30:54 – Seth describes male bedbugs talking to female bedbugs about showing them their twins
27:24 – Jah and Seth give an elaborate question about wanting to see a dead lady’s twins
42:49 – Seth starts making amends by telling the ladies to now hide the twins
5:18 – Jah references the term “booty call” being way outdated (Episode 123, 13:55), and offered to UYD nation for there to be a replacement term. He said they couldn’t steal the word “sexting,” which is texting provocative words, images, video, etc. Seth turns this into an offer for a woman to unzip her hoodie, pull it aside and ultimately expose the twins
19:59 – Jah: “Triplet smoke! Twins smoke! Tweens smoke!”
23:27 – Jah: “The deeeiiiiick!! Show me the deeeeiiiicck!!!”
23:59 – Both Jah and Seth give a long-winded request to see the dick
0:32 – Jah: “….and this is Seeeeeeth!”
1:33 – Seth asks Jah to hold his “And this is Seeeeeeeth” for as long as possible. J-Dawg shatters his previous record of 11 seconds (Episode 114, 0:22) with a 19-second effort.