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0:00 – We get our first UYD Episode Supplement, lasting 2:07. In this supplement, Seth talks in musclehead/scientific rhetoric about how his Cyclin-GF with ZMA affects his Muscle Precursor Cells (MPCs)
0:08 – Seth reads this letter, which is a response to his decision form that he mailed in deciding to accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. Included is the booklet, “God Owns My Business.” It was signed by Dr. Stanley Tam, V.P. of the US Plastics Corporation.
4:35 – Jah reads a letter that was in his mailbox talking about people’s concern with issues on earth, and talks about an enclosed tract discussing Bible prophecy being fulfilled in our day and what it tells us about the future of our planet
0:03 – This supplement goes into further detail about HBO’s new comedy, “Summer Heights High,” which is sponsoring UYD during this stretch run
2:03 – Seth received a voicemail from a listener who said he listens to so many episodes of UYD that he sounds like a 12-year-old sailor who only says “fuck” and “like”
2:27 – When Jah and Seth watched Summer Heights High together, they balanced the laptop on their knees side-by-side, Seth drank a Diet Sunkist and Jah drank a Newcastle
9:26 – Seth wonders if there are any new movies they’re excited about, and after Jah says “Let the Right One In,” Seth says “Fuck that vampire bullshit! If I want to watch vampire bullshit I’ll watch True Blood on HBO.”
0:12 – Jah and Seth start if off by mimicking their bird calls first brought up in Ep. 144, 0:28 – This supplement features Jonathan and Seth playing a trivia game about actual names of cities in the U.S., actual horses in Hollywood Park and actual strains of medical marijuana sold in Hollywood
0:17 – Seth says that from now on, we’ll know it’s a supplement if they make bird calls at the beginning
0:27 – Seth announces that CNBC has a tournament on their website called “As Seen On TV” where they’ve taken 64 infomercials/products (in the vein of the 64 teams in March Madness each year) and pitted them against each other until we crown one dominant winner. Seth has the final 8 as of press time, and they’ve been divided into 4 distinct categories: Household/Automotive, Kitchen/Food, Health/Fitness and Everything else. Seth starts with Household/Automotive, allowing Jah to pick each winner: The Clapper vs. Hercules Hooks (Clapper); The AeroBed vs. Mighty Putty (Mighty Putty) OxyClean vs. The Flowbee (OxyClean); The Snuggee vs. The Shamwow (Shamwow). The Clapper then faced Mighty Putty and the Clapper won; and The Shamwow defeated OxyClean. Everything Else: Girls Gone Wild vs. Miss Cleo (GGW); The Bedazzler vs. The Video Professor (Video Professor); Pocket Fisherman vs. Big Mouth Billy Bass (Billy Bass); Matthew Lesko vs. The Chia Pet (Chia Pet). GGW defeated the Video Professor and the Chia Pet knocked off Big Mouth Billy Bass. Kitchen/Food: Foreman Grill vs. Big City Sliders (Foreman); The Rotisserie vs. The Veg-O-Matic (Rotisserie); Food Saver vs. The Magic Bullet (Bullet); Power Juicer vs. Ginsu Knives (Ginsu). Foreman grill knocks off the Rotisserie, and Ginsu beats the Magic Bullet. Health/Fitness: Thighmaster vs. Hair Club for Men (Thighmaster); The Gazelle vs. Sweatin’ To The Oldies (Sweatin’); Perfect Pushup vs. Bowflex (Bowflex); Nutrisystem vs. Life Call Alert (Life Call Alert). Thighmaster beats Sweatin’ to the Oldies and Bowflex defeats Life Call Alert. To recap, the Great 8 stands at: Clapper vs. Shamwow, Girls Gone Wild vs. Chia Pet, Foreman Grill vs. Ginsu Knives, and Thighmaster vs. Bowflex
0:07 – This supplement is dedicated to the real/fake horse game for the upcoming Preakness (one horse, one fake, one medicinal marijuana strain): 1) High Tide (Fake), Pennies From Heaven (Marijuana), Take The Points (Horse); 2) Rachel Alexandra (H), Air Force One (M), Joni Mitchell (F); 3) Papa Clem (H), Canterry Row (F), White Rhino (M); 4) Ukulele (F), Beehive (M), Terrain (H); 5) Cliff’s Surprise (F), Freesian Fire (H), Watermelon Tormaline (M). The only thing Jonathan gets right is the fifth weed strain; otherwise Seth pitches a perfect game.