July 17th 2017
Going back to go forward, if these stories could talk, mini doctors and special medicine, running out of weed in Nevada, selfing cichlids, harnessing energy balls, the surge of loneliness, secret enemas and gateway groin grips, the doctor will spank you now, can't be in a building with James, The Butt Slapping Jogger, every bad thing throughout the history of time was caused by a dude, counting trees, whites only cemeteries, The Butt Lady of Auburn, 3D printed cars, getting hacked from Hickenloop, South Dakota's new Rabbi, The Afterlife Condo, and is there HBO in heaven?
July 17th 2017
Kicking the party off, UYD LIVE returns to DC, UYD LIVE returns to San Francisco, UYD LIVE returns to Brooklyn, shows where Seth sits, dipping back to 2013, The Hyper-Connected Couch Potato, Gleaming The Cube/A Brother's Vengence, huffing and driving, hands free is not risk free, you'll never forget the first time you make love or let your car drive you home, Dr. 90210 in Dubai, pollo chests and huge shoulders, a message from Brace, a rise in TV assassinations, resetting your internal clock with camping, moon bros, racist K9 cops, the brothers of Johnny Depp, and going down a Corey Feldman K-Grave.
July 11th 2017
Revenge porn laws, Live PD, Bosch and Flex, prison drones, Oprah lets it go, Hoarders or Intervention?, the return of Mr. Witherspoon, UYD LIVE shows coming to a city near you, sitting in Lincoln's lap, The Dead in Boston, The Goodyear Zeppelin, National Scrabble Week, Seth's New Orleans list, hanging up the landline, communicating with cops of the opposite gender, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, tipping your flight attendant, having to bring up Shark Week, songs to make love / do drugs to, and rhythms from Enya.
July 11th 2017
It's only getting hotter, swamp coolers, who is Magic Johnson?, The National Baby Food Festival, National "Baby Food" Week, digital athletes, virtual assault, UYD LIVE tickets on sale now, Sugar Ray Larroquette, a passion for live shows, reviewing Vespertine, USA Today Snapshots, the return of Hollywood Game Night, the return of What Would You Do?, The NY Times circa '84, who killed the USFL?, QVC+HSN, now who's the VJ?, The Mexican Museum scam, airport gate delivery, getting Levi's grifted, 666 at 7-Eleven, Ghost Adventures, The Christmas Creep is here, and staying camera ready 24/7/365.
July 5th 2017
Still Jonathan and still Seth, Van's style #48, 3 decades of podcasting, family owned animal testing, saying goodbye to The Oxwood Inn, grandmothered liquor licenses, America's best drivers, National "Nude Recreation" Week, CMEN brunch, The Org that won, Sam Elliott goes to China, UYD LIVE show announcements, watching people playing cards, The World Series of Darts, sports for unhealthy people, bootleg laserdiscs, the world's busiest airport, The Playboy Advisor, OLED TVs, stop DJ Khaled, questions about The Hunt, loaded with cadmium, and USA Today Snapshots.
July 5th 2017
Vespertine, digital taxis, UYD in DC, UYD in San Fran, UYD in Brooklyn, the return of Battle of the Network Stars, Jay Leno's Denim Garage, post season behind the scenes football, eclipse stamps, Spectrum's overkill, Jonathan's "new" phone, interactive porn, sex toys on amazon, Fred Bear: Bowhunter, crying for Okja, the return of River Phoenix, new Academy voters, 3 strikes for ODers, Seth's precious junkie, getting ticket grifted, USA Today Snapshots, and National "Farriers" Week.
June 24th 2017
Live from The Aladdin Theater in Portland, USA Today Snapshots, what's in Seth's fridge?, South Korean postcards, The Sandler Syllabus, having children makes you live longer, National "Unassisted Home Birth" Week, Jane-athan, Jonathan creates Tinder, no movie theaters in Saudi Arabia, Seth watches All Eyez On Me, 4 out of 5 unusable public pools, needles and diapers, orthodox punkers, preparing for 11 billion people, looking at land, Mark's son is my son's father, snow strawberries, free clams, UYD's past summer jams, stumbling into Paisley, Menards-a-trois, Papa Jah joins the stage, eating roadkill, slang terms for cocaine, hard liquor and football, Mia Sara and sons, The Great American Camp Out, and Ask Jonathan.
June 13th 2017
More drug slang code words, 500,000,000 photos a day, get your weapons now, Resort World Las Vegas, preparing for the Chinese cinema takeover, direct deposit with SAG, 6 seconds of Hyperion Bay, USA Today Snapshots, tiny body/huge ego, lucky Hollywood street rats, Ask The Captain, being born on a submarine, recreating Playboy covers, going through the marijuana archives, don't break the law when you're breaking the law, National "Lightning Safety Awareness" Week, wood stove rebates, near death mishaps on Christmas Day, turning proverbs into songs, transgender cadets, you either respect people or you are a garbage person, and UYD's first mixtape.
June 13th 2017
Ask Marilyn, National Week of Making, The 2017 XXL Freshmen Class, drug slang codewords, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, Kodak smartphones, taking the lap out of laptop, how to teach global warming to your kids, USA Today Snapshots, selling fireworks in Iowa, Ken Burns' Vietnam War, guessing VO Artists, exploring fetal vision, Jonathan's Movie Reviews, Hollywood Wonder Women, Dallas Cowboys street art, Seth's mails his headshot to Leonor's, making podcasts and babies, and upcoming Patreon Perks.
June 6th 2017
Real Dads = Stihl Dads, subscribing to Bowhunting World Magazine, Bunker Babes, Oprah in Maui, Jonathan's love affair with golf, no more Corvette tours, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, face scanning at the airport, 30 years of COPS, the most hated hotel experiences, Seth in the media center, the five stages of sexuality, keeping your neighbors from crawling through your house, you don't need a phone if you have a piece, a dual dad celebration, going Zeta, storminess in sedimentation, being tired makes you ugly, the healing power of ASMR videos, National "Hermit" Week, USA Today Snapshots, and looking 25 years into the future.
June 6th 2017
Checking the results of The International Mr. Leather Competition, hugging your therapist, Summer Foods INs and OUTs, more purple, Guns N' Liars, going to a professional soccer game, Walmart home delivery, no more robot Ubers, Police Magazine steals from UYD, from CHiPs to Baywatch, Jonathan's summer movie recap, drug tourists, dogs on Vicodin, the return of Hank Williams Jr., vegan eats in Portland, vegan strip clubs, don't get grifted by ticket brokers for UYD LIVE shows, USA Today Snapshots, becoming an Alaskan State Trooper, and National Flag Week.
May 19th 2017
FML forever, Seth's dad vs Fire and Iron, the number of thoughts you have in a day, no time for The Keepers, Mommy Dead and Dearest, a Möbius Strip of podcasting, the most dangerous days on the road, The New Adventures of Old Lot Kid, the official dairy products of Wisconsin, a long strange trip, The Lords of Destruction, Jonathan watches Guardians of The Galaxy, art museum grifts, contact in the desert, visiting Pandora, mixed reality, rules are different in VR bars, visiting The Starbucks headquarters, Miss USA 2017, no drug use at Lightning In A Bottle, INs and OUTs, 1 star Uber rides, Tussin babies, Ram Dass Tweets, Ask Jonathan, National "Healthy and Safe Swimming" Week, and RIPs Chris Cornell.
May 9th 2017
The Story of My Life by Jonathan Larroquette. Dads Are Pretty Cool, Not Camp... Punishment, Los Angeles Under Siege, The First Step Out From The Shadow, and What My Family/Mom Means To Me.
May 9th 2017
710's the new 420, illegal scam calls, telemarketing battle bots, the Verde Valley newsletter, USA Today Snapshots, polygamy in Pringle South Dakota, National "Food Allergy Awareness" Week, the plump lip salad, The Dance makes it's debut, Lucille's father, a religious duty to sell heroin, the sideward force of bullets, are The Mythbusters scientists?, The International Mr. Leather Competition, the juicy G of SpaceX, raising the speed limit in Carson City NV, police dog homicide, remember to S.C.A.N. this summer, Walmart is a feeling, manufacturing laughter, and UYD LIVE returns to Portland and D.C.
UYD: A lot of leather. A lot of love. A lot of lube.