October 20th 2020
An Esquapes update, GoFuckMe, fighting to Halloween, UK Celebrity News, slutty Potters, kicking off the quarentine with Tiger King, so you wanna be a Kai-Head?, explaining LA County Measure J, The Full Hunter's Moon, "Last Sips" with Queen Jessica and Cis-Lord Misserable, party in my plants, late night mail delivery, voice-to-skull is alive and well, the most horrific cult leaders, remembering The Dance, Seth and Jonathan's gay erotic fiction, a couple of Benz Bros, Jonathan wins a motorcycle, no medical facilities at LAX, shaving cream bans, Jesus The Barber, and hunting prairie dogs.
October 13th 2020
A lookback at 2020, what happens when nuns stop praying?, living in peak unhappiness, skidding into bliss, does Zach Braff need to start a podcast?, The Dupe of One Corey, Seth's mailbox money, The Romatelli Section of The Britney Spears Zone, toppling shampoo bottles, transcribed voicemails, Lego reefs, the many theories of Elon Musk, living in ignorance with A SHOC, becoming British, Youngstown street-rats, Thanksgiving hard-bodies, Ram Dassin' It, men sleeping less than women, masks are for wives, anything is possible in 2020, and being screamed at in Vatican City.
October 13th 2020
Hotter than in the desert, dipping into 2019, 7Pac, droppin' donuts, AT&T's stolen valor, men are easily fooled, UYD in New Orleans, The Talcum Angel Babies, comments for Papa Larroquette, hacker font vampires, Seth now loves everything, believing in millions, melodramatic fishing dramas, beef 2 live, saying goodbye to Esqapes, Woodstock injuries, The Moose Knuckle Posse, committing crimes by moonlight, college athletics stats, Dayton is rude, the notes of Seinfeld, comedy duos / black sketch are fine, and Christmas with John Legend is my favorite time of year.
October 6th 2020
The leg show, the 2020 ballot, revisiting 2018, voice to skull, 21 collections, minimal gains, Lean Little Hercules, the wise words of Ray Lewis, Jonathan's bucket list, The Doobie Cousins, Roseanne O.D.'s, 100 uncontacted tribes, a lot of unlived Playboy dreams, bringing the pod to Thanksgiving, getting your news via Instagram only, preparing for the D'Amelio singularity, putting your heart into your anal stuff, The Holy Smokes Church, the truth is in the pudding, overly-complicated scratchers, voting for La Riva. and the world's biggest Thanksgiving orgy.
October 6th 2020
Each episode is it's own journey, jumping back to 2018, kids be watching, Newman's sniffing, next level tics and tells, Dr. Phil cannot help you, suing David Copperfield, potent Luciferians, baby chiropractors, birthday spankings, keeping an eye on vegans, why DID Seth go to LA?, doing a TV show and making a movie with Leo, the world's biggest orgy, A-positive neanderthal genes, Killer Carnies, you cannot commit a crime anymore, the oldest living American, bacon and Jesus, Francis and The Godfather, and we'll see you at the crossroads.
September 28th 2020
4 Beauty Boys, the 2nd half of 2017, Keyarra Romatelli, Seth gets signed, concentrated life bars, the measurable power of blue language, Vin Diesel's Euro-banger, 50 great opening lines, Seth throws out some negs, deep Weberian waters, Uber's flying taxis, original meal soundtracks, watching Crossroads while Orthodox, The Sexy Hollywood Freak Show, the Hollywood tumbleweed, how often do you drive by your old apartments?, and OnlyFans for cats.
September 28th 2020
#Humble, #MonumentalAchievement, looking back to 2017, autumnal leaves, interviewing DJ Khaled, putting the Lord on the line, not scratching scratchers, terrorist computer screens, the fight to Halloween, digital candy, Jillian Gates, structurally deficient bridges, RIPs Pax-man, shrinking testosterone, My Grandpapi's Force Factor Weekend, Elon Musk's cranial computers, riding for Fire and Iron, Seth prepares for the PS5, Reese's remixed, no love for Pringles, SCTV stands for Second City Television, and there's never been a good sketch comedy troupe.
September 9th 2020
Revisiting 2016, visiting Kurt Cobain's apartment, Seth's Poetry Corner, Seth visits The Wizarding World, Seth visits The Museum of Broken Relationships, Celebrity Name Game, the unreliability of referee's eyes, fierce poise, a billion dollars of unused Starbucks gift cards, earthquakes are ready to roll, getting grifted by celebrity tours, The Helter Skelter Tour, the wild flexes of Miss America contestants, listening to Bikram, and The 10 Cavemanments.
September 9th 2020
Experiencing Maskne, Cali-Cheerwine, looking back to 2016 to look ahead, Cuba Gooding Jr.'s conflicting opinions, Flynt vs Hefner, Raised By Wolves, The Godfather Epic, cancelling Halloween, The Walgreens' Witch Hanging, The NBA Talent Challenge, female eBay sellers, Taryn Quantino, Déjà Dude, talk of the 'rona in 2016, The Broken Wand Ceremony, Porcelain Daddy's and death masks, ordering burnt toast, tiny little pies, postponing the Corvette contest, and acid is groovy / kill the pigs.
September 2nd 2020
The summer of 2015, Celebrity Name Games, Seth's stolen valor, NPR / PBS / UYD, Hobart's prophecy, search terms by state, serving the people, convicted deviants, Corona Duty, fall foliage thieves, the controlled caffeine release, What Would John Quinones Do?, Thick Skin Bias, major facts to know about the antichrist, EDWIN saves you money, the cost of the coronavirus, The Year 2038 Problem, and The 12 Days of Cranston.
September 2nd 2020
Prepared for laughter, rebending time to 2015, the true corn moon, my gay husband is not gay, the darkside of marijuana, misinterpreting friendly women, interviewing Jason Mraz, addicted to tanning, red light pollutants, Sci-Ti ads, Seth spots Beyonce, the wisdom of Brec Bassinger, living with ghosts, recapping The Fast Saga, giant aliens, more ants than elephants, Charli Bezos, LA's water sommelier, fuck off racists, and Black Lives Matter.
August 25th 2020
The summer of 2014, still no raspberry-lemonade grapes, the nerve of Zach Braff, phasing out live greyhound racing, I am The Maze Runner, Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan, the life changing 2Pac hologram, Kowski-palooza, Utopia changed nothing, Celebrity Name Games, Nick Jonas knows nothing, UYD goes to Texas, preparing for Jesus's return, Scientology cures alcoholism, billion year old water, comfort food is a myth, please Roma don't hurt him, shitting yourself for Avatar, Jay Leno jokes about COVID, and all eyez on autumn.
August 25th 2020
Off the chain with Big Dog and His Handler, preparing for the corn moon, the fight for autumn, talking you through the pimple pop, bone-in wings at McDonalds, vegan hate crimes, Jay Leno sets up Larry the Cable Guy, the empathy of regular cocaine users, Unmanned Vehicle University, Porky's 2.0, cereal mascots looking you in the eye, yelling at science, reverse engineering Popeyes, players gonna play, Transformers 4D, The Choking Game, Breath Bros for life, dating site usernames, Zap Bros, movies people have watched over 100 times, and J-Dawg Sr's cinema corner.
August 12th 2020
Hunks holding guitars, Amir's basketball skills, the history of Jonathan's gold tooth, The Extinction Creep, Kidz Bop for parents, paying respects to Lady, cheerleaders love Chipotle, no new grapes, tampon flasks, forever 2nd, bait deer, bait dogs, Plinko is people, Seth hit at The Grove, The Avatar Dupe, The Movies of 2020, Highlights for adults, Americans without high speed internet, and the number of times you touch your phone each day.
August 12th 2020
812 on 8-12, Jonathan's lunar birthday, all dogs can achieve greatness, The Girl Scout Scam, drunk driving to your AA meeting, why do they call it 20/20?, The Euthanasia Vaccine, Miss USA barks like a dog, future predictions for iPhone apps, never being killed in an earthquake, Jesus protects you from home invasion, Adam Levine and K-Mart, smell like Jagger, What Would Depp Do?, labial impressions, hugging strangers, betting on your baby, watching movies 100 times, the movie sequels of 2013, and searching for Alex Winter.
