March 11th 2020
175 new TV shows to watch, an exercise in letting go, the future of The Dance, The Platform Wars, French Vanilla vs Hazelnoose, metropolitan hitchhiking, Harrison Ford and Kanye West playing baseball, questions about Growth Ed, what is butt hair?, the fastest growing jobs of the new decade, the enlightened death of Paramahansa Yogananda, toothpaste bits, criminal health attendants, everyone is stealing, Seth Yogatelli, children supporting their parents, and a rise in scratcher videos.
March 11th 2020
Hate that chicken from Pioneer, the dupe of 1 Corey, cream of Dr. Pepper, sober and singing jingles, fully sleeved state troopers, the accents of Spenser Confidential, USA Today Snapshots, quotable quotes, yoga bans, The Dynamite Crew, The Dance is safe, The Lucidity Festival, roving characters, Sloppy Flow, Jon So Wrong, the mature songs of swamp sparrows, and the vortex nectar of comedy.
March 4th 2020
Take it ease, The Hollywood Comedy..., extracting lobster blood, Michael Shannon's shoes, visionary cobblers, Volcano Live!, an uptick in free climbing, it's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission, lengthy 911 response times, Gorilla Lamborghini, knocking over empty bottles, USA Today Snapshots, The Oprah Podcast, looking at Tom Brady, running diagnostics on Seth's vehicles, The Dance and Me, the physics of fried rice, UYD LIVE across the country, and forced to go axe throwing.
March 4th 2020
Ohh Yeah Dude, big boy hydro flasks, the music of Skip Marley, extra pair paternity, it takes a Himba village, Spring Break 2020, the death of The Dance, the best or nothing, Eckersley and Boggs, baseball year, Fenway nights, erotic podcasting, USA Today Snapshots, The Truth of 2 Corey's, the downsides of online dating, Just Jamba, and vehicular keepsakes.
February 19th 2020
Nothing macabre going on here, heroic doses for Whitey Bulger, the length of black sermons, collecting the body of Christ, Seth watches Corky Romano, trying to light the most sparklers, most consecutive chop-ups, Woke Bars, extending The Corvette Raffle, how often do you go to the library?, The Oakland Athletics, no more baseball on the radio, testing fingerprints for cocaine, and Ask Jonathan.
February 19th 2020
Being disappointed by Plymouth Rock, The Zach Braff Podcast, Volcano Live, a rise in global extinction, the future will fix the spider bites, the first black hockey player, smart QR cups, associating with criminals, Dear Abby, low cost airlines, wine stats, The Madsen Siblings, podcasting as a hobby, tourist burglars, and the straight up Chilean swap.
February 11th 2020
Calculating your SAG-AFTRA earnings, movies are made to be watched in 9 minute segments, the confines of a cruise, full worm moon, getting your naked feet in the earth, The Bible Bill of Bean Station Tennessee, USA Today Snapshots, smoking at 14, EMF Rocks, 5G walks amongst us, male vs female self evaluation, stretching your ship, monster galaxies, unexplainable universes, high school students feeling like garbage, teaching podcasting, and the hometown of Rob Zombie.
February 11th 2020
Happy Anniversary UYD, kicking off the 15th year, be my hero eyes, the malleable human memory, Hasidic boog on the Mercedes, Jonathan pledges loyalty to The Queen, The Britney Spears Experience, Lime Crime, 100% fail rates for parallel parking, Jonathan invents Bumble, a life filled with vision, Super Bowl porn searches, rockin' Jordan 1's, and time comes for Aaron Rodgers.
January 29th 2020
Late night style for 2020, the proper way to open the door for someone, the first cookie made in space, burial preferences, exploding beers, feeding people to animals, Rod Carew's batting stance, American Family Field, dogs are more human than gorillas, interspecial impregnation, Seth's sports recreations, stressed middle school teachers, USA Today Snapshots, out of touch with my memes, Ask Jonathan, Hungry-Man Hank, and DMT: "That's exactly what it's like".
January 29th 2020
Two thousand twenty, time-traveling cyborgs on Dr. Phil, Siamese incest twins, surgical masks for the summer, 36 years of spilling gas, USA Today Snapshots, the graveyard orbit, passive aggressive calculators, serial tampering, Jelly Belly water, oral rewards, The Franciscan Sisters of Perpetual Adoration, prayer tasers, The Farm-to-table Cunt Ranch, and what's the most you've ever won in The Lottery?
January 22nd 2020
Zen Archer, planning next year's ambush, syncing up the universe, combat and surveillance drones, presolar gains, coins from The Tang Dynasty, Seth's retirement box, USA Today Snapshots, little Alex Jones's, sacred beards, cyborg drug addicts, Ask Jonathan, Inconsiderate Fuck Industries, fail them in life, and sending Seth your ashes.
January 22nd 2020
Happy Birthday to Jonathan's Mom, quoting UYD, Seth's first earthquake, revisiting the great docs of yesteryear, getting Sticks off the streets, Cousin Groot, Cool American Doritos, The Hottest Jobs for 2020, USA Today Snapshots, Be My Eyes, The Conscious Life Expo, The Interstellar Trade Route, the world's fastest camera, furniture rentals, 90 minutes too late, beanbag soft worlds, and The UYD Blood Drive.
January 15th 2020
Seth's lock screen, Dak's Sleep Number, peak unhappiness, youthless and useless, coming of age during a recession, a doubling of scripted comedies, finger banging on The Paramount Network, the poorman's copyright, Seth on life support, buying a $1 house, covered in Hydrox and corn chips, terrible football bets, preparing for The Kitten Bowl, Impossible Pork, it's either Snoop or Shaq, The General's Donk, The Habit Burger Grill joins Yum, Unidank Industries, $2500 movie tickets, the filthy seats of The ArcLight, VR Mountain Hiking, and never getting concessions at the movie theater.
January 15th 2020
Is 20/20 still on?, the return of Y2K, predictions for the new decade, mortal meat bodies, the Dyson car, USA Today Snapshots, The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Hawaii's first Olive Garden, spotting Rob Zombie in the wild, peaches on display, The Atmos Air Filter, passing out your bug-out-bag items, Seth's TV Picks, sorry/not sorry, the return of pleurisy, the slow growth of LDS members, Donny Osmond vs Michael Pena, sorry/unsorry, please/thank you, and check out the video versions of UYDtv.
December 30th 2019
Seth's French class, revisiting JAHnathan's song lyrics, Peter Max's Corvettes, USA Today Snapshots, a sleepy Saturday night with The Dead, picking up hitchhikers on Christmas, For The Love of the Glove, Smart Toilets, a lack of street knowledge, the last podcast of the decade, 2020 meat-body vessels, and spotting Maui Fever in the wild.
