September 19th 2013
Got a really good feeling about this episode, COPS is still COPS, National Yoga Month, slouching tigers and sleeping dragons, The Cygnus Cargo Spacecraft, eating food off the floor, Teen Kids News, who's Elvis?, slim pickens for Miss Alaska, President George Costanza, slim pickens for video rentals in Alaska, movies Seth and Jonathan haven't seen, sleeping at the ballpark, what to do in a hiking emergency, 16th Annual Gay Days, Disney Narcs, Male Butterball Hotliners, memorable turkey talk, Dodgers LGBT Night, feeling bad for Portia, new Alabama license plates, Snake Salvation, hot fall hues, 4 is a bold number, men with smaller testes make better fathers, 2 Chainz'z Cookbook, and UYD in space.
UYD: Small balls, great dads.
September 12th 2013
1975 Nails Magazine, a tip of the hat to Tippi Hedren, texting anti-social behaviors, National Tumor Awareness Month, the return of Arsenio Hall, Jimmy Kimmel shouldn't fuck with the internet, Jerky Boys Gone Wild, preparing for a very cold winter, professional casino games players, The Germ Falcon, The Dyson Toilet, The MacArthur Fellows, The Jim Carrey Way of Living, USA Today Snapshots, "Don't drive off the bridge, Dante...", don't serve scolding hot coffee to your baby, delirious anesthetic olds, "I don't want to walk... I want to chill.", Hawaiian avocados, depressed football fans, computer based GED Tests, more testin' - less talkin', and planning for the greatest Halloween costume ever.
UYD: Just test out.
September 5th 2013
Back to School, Back to Seth, the dangers of roofing, does FOX own Inner Circle?, local Super Bowl spots, that's a lot of Subways, you gotta get a gimmick, millennial shoppers, missing soy yogurt, preparing for daylight savings/UYD in Dallas, prison windows, road trip vs. flying, preparing for Seth's 25 Year High School Reunion, Uber NFL, can football players legally smoke weed?, a new Hooters logo, CEO J-Dawg, National Bourbon Heritage Month, The Soda Pop Burn, an elderly free fall, 99 Second Shopping Sprees at the .99 Cent Store, the best way to eat bananas and Tic Tacs, alcohol shout outs, are we all Martians?, GPS Goats, and dog boners on YouTube.
UYD: Cams Under The Chairs.
August 29th 2013
4:21, Grandmother Edition of Ask Jonathan, Capri Suns and 'za, foliage and 2014, National Hug A Texas Chef Month, UYDallas, Daisy Dukes and Cowboy Boots, Great Football Names, Ins and Outs, sign spinner tattoos, human to human brain signaling, cerebral organoids, full moon sleep habits, Jonathan's sleep habits, Miss Philippines USA, seeing is not believing, COPS on Spike TV, prison tablets, Seth keeps tabs on podcasts rankings, conjugal UYD fan visits, depression is rage turned inwards, posting up in a priest uniform, living in your own dreams, why do haters have to hate?, John Mayer gets you there, Carborgs, it all starts cyber, congrats to the Cowboys on their future Superbowl win. and get weird in Dallas.
UYD: We designed ourselves out of existence only to realize that we were designed in the first place.
August 22nd 2013
It's all correct information, catfishing your own child, your daughter's first pager, gaining 25 lbs to be debt free, prisoners on hunger strikes, going to Iceland for Carnival, The World Peace Pilgrimage, National Immunization Month, The Cigarette and Fresh Juice Cleanse, the seasonal creep is upon us, unflushable wipes, A UYD/Playboy Advisor Collaboration, CFNM Days turn into CFNM Nights, infants don't fear the reaper, schools requiring uniforms on the rise, Jonathan gets discriminated against for being a man, group doctor visits, acting unattractively at work, The ER of Beers, Bart Simpson's Angel Juice, sham-boiling, the withdrawal method, UYDallas, a tsunami of good vibrations, and do you remember podcasting?
UYD: On the cusp of feeling close.
August 16th 2013
Back at it, Jonathan gets chewed alive, removing the mock turtleneck, weirdest places to snack, foods that pregnant women crave, The AARP Spelling Bee, National Family Meals Month, already back to school, the power of red, the return of Polyamory, when your lies take a turn, the return of Kid Cop, the Halloween Creep has begun, Robin Williams returns to television, switchblades are cool again, the right way to respond in a health emergency, The Seinfeld of Podcasts, taking toiletries from hotels, flexing that American muscle, expired wines, can they Catfish in Iceland?, how many people know?, the state of US roads, the ideal age to live, Ask Jonathan, and no more printed porn for our troops.
August 7th 2013
Episode 4 of Uhh Yeah Mom, free cupcakes for Marcia, 911 didn't exist when Seth was born, Lasik Eye Lies, 2013: The Year of The Student, Robo-Call complaints, olds with good eyes, Ask Marcia, the gentle soft fascination of the outdoors, Neglected Tropical Diseases, a brief synopsis of 50 Shades of Grey, sharing is caring, Seth crying on cue, The Wine Diaper, virtual assistants at the airport, annoying barking dogs are against the law, The Emmi-dent, USA Today Snapshots, the foods you eat whilst pregnant effect your child's stress levels, LaViv Wrinkle Filler, and a positive outlook for the future.
July 11th 2013
Maybe there is no Amy, Jonathan in Iceland, Teri loves drama, volunteer firefighters still carry beepers, The Couch Ordinance, fuck Jeff Daniels, Seth playing video games, the forefront of mobile banking, is texting as meaningful as talking?, the resumption of horse slaughter, Instant Racing, America's Cricket, Seth's TV Picks, folding a piece of paper more than 7 times, Jonathan watches Breaking Amish, bringing your workplace stress home with you, retiring the eTrade Baby, motorcycle madness, National UV Safety Month, perpetually peeling, and Dopamine eyes.
July 11th 2013
Feeling just fine, meet LA's new head coroner, 3 celebrity deaths, Jonathan goes to traffic court, women getting grifted at the auto shop, enhanced diamond grifts, chuckholes, Lil Compton, doubling The Mall of America, movie theaters in airports, Actors/Models/Talent for Christ, home brewing in all 50 states, keep your hands off my spice, Uhh Yeah Brews, Christopher Wiener steals a fake vagina, the goals of depression, disorganized spirit walking, celebrities making strawberry shortcake, UYD-NZ, National Pickle Month, Kooky Preggo Kraving Korner, describing levels of intoxication, the most American car ever made, Seth's TV Picks, ankle bracelets for all incoming male freshman, moving to New Zealand, and researching '92 to '96.
July 10th 2013
Chuck Foley, whose Twister party game brought shoeless strangers achingly close to one another and made even the most spirited rounds of Scrabble seem comparatively tame, has died. He was 82.
The inventor, who held 97 patents, died July 1 in a care facility in St. Louis Park, Minn., family members said Wednesday. He had Alzheimer's disease.
Foley came up with a wide variety of gizmos and games, including a hand-launched toy helicopter, soft-tipped darts, plastic toy handcuffs and "un-du," a liquid adhesive remover used by librarians, people who keep scrapbooks, and anyone who wants to lift an uncanceled stamp off a used envelope.
Born Sept. 6, 1930, in Lafayette, Ind., Charles Frederick Foley displayed his inventiveness early. When he was 8, he came up with a latch that would automatically close a gate to keep livestock penned on the family farm.
After high school, he worked on a Ford assembly line and saw many possibilities for innovation. When he equipped his 1952 Plymouth Belvedere with homemade, tricolor taillights — green for speeding up, orange for slowing down and red for stopping — the police officer who cited him also congratulated him.
He is survived by six sons and three daughters; two sisters and two brothers; and 16 grandchildren.
He never stopped inventing, Mark Foley said. At a family Thanksgiving dinner in Dallas a few years ago, he stared into the backyard swimming pool, intently watching a motorized pool-cleaning device on the bottom.
"You know," he said, "if you put a crazy image of a shark with earphones on that thing, it would be fun and cool and people would love it!"
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July 6th 2013
Re-Independent, stealing $2000 worth of your stuff, Democrats need to be liked, Riff Raff Vines, be aware of "The Back To School Creep", pilot season is year round, smuggle your booze, National Parks and Recreation Month, sue the state, Ask Jonathan, the sounds of gambling, J-Dawg Sr. at the slots, this ain't your daddy's mouth guard, The Ducks drop the Mighty, whom do you trust to prepare food?, dying out in a billion years, Run 4 Guns, escalator injuries in Duluth MN, ropes courses, Concealed Identity Traffic Enforcement Vehicles, we laugh so we don't cry, the lackluster return of What Would You Do?, Look At This Shithead, the catfish is in the building, you are being hunted right now, homies working on The Dance, and we need more old-timey men.
UYD: Watched. Recorded. Hunted.
June 26th 2013
UYD's new theme song, online Mormons, a lot of sexy rules, MCA: Maximum Cloaking Abilities, falling asleep on a motorcycle, Under the Sun 2013, remember the damned thing, Lorillard Tobacco Company, Georgia's first forensic sketch artist, how old will you be when you retire?, who got it worse from the catholic church?, quit spoofin' me, George Lucas discusses the future of films, Jonathan's watches Man of Steel, hockey/porn metrics, dogs checking the beach for human waste, toilet related injuries, Ask Jonathan, National Picnic Month, over-estimating what you know / under-estimating what you don't know = double trouble, going on record, Seth recaps the Daytime Emmys / prepares for the real Emmys, and a decline in Dippin' Dots.
UYD: $20 tips on $10 podcasts.
June 24th 2013
Keep your mind sharp, National Iced Tea Month, canceling Polyamory, women worrying about becoming homeless, calling "samesies" at the Miss USA Pageant, UYD presents: Miss Alt USA, Kidz Bop 24, Starbucks price increases, fancy vacation coffee, sperm never forgets, old folks in Maine, hot PornHub fire, designated drunk drivers, speaking things into reality, The Bikini Basketball Association, Goodwill exploits it's disabled workers, oil rain, dreaming about your wife, sibling bullying, living vicariously through 80's movies, structurally deficient bridges, leave your reptiles in the car, watch out for carny peeds, Hooters: After Dark, loaded tots, and don't say "mail bomb".
June 13th 2013
A new retirement destination, with riffraff but not Riff Raff, showrooming, sethsbody.com, getting phone hacked, ESPN stops 3D TV, National Candy Month, new ticks from Pakistan, drug run-off in our water supplies, the death of the white man, making purchases you can't afford, birthday parties for olds, Common Core State Standards, forcing cursive on kids, Liberal Graffiti Arts, becoming an Army psychiatrist, Montana gets a 2nd area code, Denver's giant airport, Utah loves the internet, young Mormons roaming the streets of LA, cutting back trucker's hours, asleep on the shoulder again, derecho isn't a good name, people born on 9/11, your son is a shitty optometrist, Ray-Ban Presents: Seth Gets His Fucking Eyes Fixed, hate at first sight, Hyper Flesh, Bjork and Saget, the secret files of the Catholic church, Oy Vey Goy and the UYD Spin-offs.
June 8th 2013
Live from the Oriental Theater in Denver CO, small print for olds, Bon Jovi: Because We Can, half the year is over, elevate your situational awareness, The Denver Rescue Mission, The Spike Guys Choice Awards, the return of Hip Hop/Country, Ask Jonathan, Happy Birthday Kanye, Safetytat, Horse/Weed/Mind's Eye, National Make A Will Month, even sluts hate sluts, George Wendt on Celebrity Ghost Stories, the most ordered dessert items, AFV is still on the air, Archie heads to the big screen, Chinese Product Recalls, The E.T. Landfill, sleep deprived dudes get horned up, "Am I the dad that you need me to be?", we need more DEET, give it up for SC Johnson, Adam Levine tweets, artisanal popsicles, the white boy shit of Denver, and trying to solve the problem of human fear.
