March 13th 2018
The first thing you do after you take off a hippie girl's dress, the launch of Sci-Ti TV, spring has sprung, Seth's return to coffee, UYD's Northern Hemisphere Tour, happy amateur drinking day, no more late night dining at Canter's, saying goodbye to Papa Gino's, The Carter's Orgy, Seth's best concert, Jonathan's week in New York October '88, taking multiple driver's license photos, hypnagogic hallucinations, Jonathan's Dream Journal, plant life INs and OUTs, USA Today Snapshots, how can you fuck a lie?, and the death of Jayne Mansfield.
March 6th 2018
The UYD Corrections Department, sleeping in the living room, hiring van people, #DSE2018, USA Today Snapshots, in-house strange, driver reexamination, the road worthiness of The Dance, putting 60 miles on a Toyota Corolla, UYD LIVE in Michigan, what makes mushrooms magical?, thumping a different type of bible, never seeing The Stones, graffiti class, what is your city's mobility score?, how to break into the new Hollywood, bands that Jonathan has and hasn't seen, and the line up of Woodstock '94.
March 6th 2018
Deep reaches of friendship, Seth quits caffeine, New Hampshire's poetry slam, USA Today Snapshots, Lifesaver sparks, I only fuck tropical, data harvested by toothpaste, preparing for spring break, the true cost of Uber, how does Netflix even make money?, UYD LIVE in Ferndale MI, preparing for daylight's savings, Jon Hamm and The Cowboys, human's attacking robots, autonomous car traffic reports, the taxi uprising, tooth fairy stats, wedding dupes, chains are played out, coffee flavored brandy, Fireball nips, hidden snow syringes, UYD's emergency contact voicemails, and the proper age to start colon check-ups.
February 27th 2018
Protect the hair at all costs, full moon hair cuts, shrugging off aliens, fraud in the family, harassing nurses, C.L.T. touch, peak experiences, waking up positive, waking up to country music, actors lying about ages and heights, Authentic Internet Movie Database, there's still Christmas decorations on Live PD, preparing for Earth Hour, dark sky communities, tender fish fucking, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, beer on Mars, and there used to be only one Seth.
February 27th 2018
Always and forever, Battle Vision, preparing for zika / chikungunya viruses, daytime biters, USA Today Snapshots, mariachis and massages, dos Jonathans, Dax Shepard starts a podcast, owning a few Rhode Islands, Seth's Sci-Ti vision, fines for being distracted whilst walking, Winter Break: Hunter Mountain, dead laughter, fungus fucks on you, 100 years after Pharrell's death, hallucinating mountain goat guides, surfing the Himalayas, the return of UYD LIVE (in Ferndale Michigan), and cis-breath Jonathan.
February 20th 2018
02-20, Seth's robocalls, texting and drinking and driving, Live PD's proxy attorney, Gay Burning Man, USA Today Snapshots, Papa Seth, measuring brainwaves during exercise, The Hartford Steamed Cheeseburgers, a potato chip party for one, The Hangtown Fry, the best maple syrup in New Hampshire, blood syrup, Jonathan's blueberry farm, $11,000,000,000 of legal cannabis, an explosion of "Beef's" in Florida, the pub is for everybody, Ask Jonathan, one man's Juicy G is another man's Juicy T, America's Musical Journey, and a UYD hairy logo restock.
February 20th 2018
Pushing towards UYD's tween years, tactical glasses, USA Today Snapshots, a sanitary non-spit meal, The NBA All Star Weekend Talent Show, everything is terrible across the board, the missing factor in boxing, Newman's left over Valentine's candy, live free and die, lackadaisical seatbelt use, is it time to retire The Dance?, high school kids making garbage food, bud and breakfasts, 50 Shades Freed vs Black Panther, stepping away from it all, why are we still obsessed with the garbage?, a 2nd life for Uno, no need to watch Drake's new video, The AR-15 Challenge, Fergie set it off, recognizing Jonathan's voice in the wilderness, and viruses in hospital pipes.
February 6th 2018
12 years of UYD, a bridge-less experience, startled vs startling, The Tale of Dead Parrot Larroquette, The Planetary Protection Officer, USA Today Snapshots, rocking beds, Jonathan's sleep news, preferred cheat positions, Ask Jonathan, the answer is in the question with woodpeckers, no more helmets in football, fentanyl amnesia, a pornographic health crisis, locked in a box, the upcoming UYD Legalize It Tour, and a full calendar year of sobriety.
February 6th 2018
UYD's birthday episode, every kiss begins with Dude Perfect, stealing slogans, the state of advertising, The Legends Football League, cooking in science class, leftover vegan jerky, The Resident, millennial dads, designated dad drivers, misplacing your loaded guns, flying with weed, cardiac rage, comment section screen names, USA Today Snapshots, referencing The Office in the office, VR weight lifting, the rumors of Crash Bandicoot, a double dose of Musk, guerrilla headshots, whitewashing Elon, do commercials actually work?, President Dinklage, watching Idiocracy, and Seth inspired TV characters.
January 30th 2018
632 episodes of being unreal, readings from the comment section, the highs and lows of felony theft, working at Home Depot for over 20 years, The Yankton 2018 World Archery Indoor Championships, costumes from The Disaster Artist, KDP Beverage Solutions, the 1st draft of Idiocracy, prison overflow, an anti-gambling sweepstakes addict, a love of driving and packing, the art of consulting, back on the ASMR, The Jack Pack App, The Conscious Life Expo, on mic \ off-planet, and preparing for UYD's birthday anniversary.
UYD: Galactic Soul Lineage
January 30th 2018
Christmas trees on LIVE PD, Rage Ground, a fight to the finish for the remaining Blockbusters, USA Today Snapshots, Fatty's tumor, girls from 9000 years ago, Most Valuable Performer, preparing for the Kitten Bowl, bi-week fever, Super Bowl Soup, cornering the Israeli snack market, mosquitos and sweet blood, dragonfly drones, a shrimp without slavery, brainless meats, heme-existing conditions, the world's sexiest vegan, a new King of Beers, cocaine weed liquor or beer?, Hollywood's gone soft, dusty pea milk, and back on the 'gram.
January 23rd 2018
Sticking with Waze, the worst cities for driving, smoking with a chest cold, the safest year for airline travel, seeking Seth's replacement, death cleaning, jimmy hat alternatives, acne is always personal, addicted to customizing, the wastefulness of Dippin' Dots delivery, Las Vegas's weapon detectors, we're just a few steps away from the phone being inside your body, guessing the height of the Eiffel Tower, beautiful naps, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, The Lego Bar, a grown man in the Star Wars isle, and when your podcast needs a DivaCup.
January 23rd 2018
The ice cream and packaging of the future, Italian snow monsters, ice cream's first mix-in, Protes and butterscotch, crab corn, 3 lies every 10 minutes, 13 secrets, extra relational thoughts, USA Today Snapshots, making a 2nd Hollywood Sign, trams everywhere, frats and religion, The Bonaventure Hotel, grayscale smartphones, addicted to the 'gram, paying for Elon Musk's mistakes, Ask Jonathan, the differences between coat racks and clothes trees, 3 year olds observing arbitrary tasks, the origins of "Indian Giving", and the act of "ungifting", and all the answers of the world can be found in old episodes of Seinfeld, Star Trek or The Brady Bunch.
January 16th 2018
I'm lovin' 2018, snowboarding vs motorcycling vs buying a gun, squirrel hunting, Jonathan's artisanal ice creams, alien radio waves, nebula boners, traveling for 3 billion years, The Kohler Experience, the art of Nikki Sixx, you don't get cheese balls in basic training, vegans in the military, saliva covered groceries, New Dew, unholy lemon/limes, caffeinated candies, Ask Jonathan, 7 weak grams of protein, the cost of extreme weather, in search of Protes, wearable livables, USA Today Snapshots, "Build A Bar" and catching a wave back to 629.
January 16th 2018
Getting tactical in 2018, #TheMinneapolisMiracle , riding out the holidays until the first spring melt, apologies to Golden Krust, no one has ever had Dippin' Dots, watching porn on your phone, the adages of the addicted brain, Dr. Pimple Popper, Power To The Polls, adult proof weed pouches, does Hawaii have weed?, USA Today Snapshots, celebrity gossip headlines, the 6th Baldwin brother, actual reality, Seth The Stamp Man, The "Cause Resurgence Rundown", Seeking Sister Wife, has everyone had food poisoning?, and getting the "cas' prep'" look.
January 9th 2018
The Atomic Lighter, undabbable, Tad Lincoln, UYD Bug Out Bags, dying of pleurisy, the first USA Today Snapshots of 2018, apple juice is poison, Rob Low's dead eyes, nothing on television works, losing weight with DJ Khaled, 12 hours of not eating, vegan butterscotch pudding, oat milk, Amazon buys Target?, The Connecticut Migratory Bird Conservation Stamp Art Contest, Seth in Vietnam, do disturb, chimps and children watching beatings, judging sickness from a photo, ineffective boycotts, fucking off with people's money, quality show notes, and UYD's celebrity spokeswoman.
January 8th 2018
It's time to get laid, never getting a single Powerball number, T.B.T. Intervention, the most DVR'ed show of 2017, 487 scripted television shows, the ice cream of the future, the pills of the future, the future of Playboy, vegan mayo and pizza, carry-out insurance, Teslaurants, still can't buy legal weed, junkies don't speak real adages idioms or sayings, you don't get a Saab when you quit drugs, Oregon's only chimpanzee sanctuary, Pornhub insights, straight anything, female pornographic viewing analytics, watching TV with Seth. and Rice-A-Roni junkies.
January 2nd 2018
2018 just keeps getting better, companion pets, ambient trance music for old people, Seth is recruited as a caregiver, AARP magazine, stay bent, Carrie Underwood's new face, Sherwin-Williams Color of the Year, how are there still GNC's?, podcasting cars, Uhh Yeah Denali, slipping in the Jacuzzi, avoiding Vietnam, joining the Navy Band, Tri-Centenial Events, process The Alamo, The Great Read Away, PornHub in the front - Shooting gallery in the back, problems with the post office, the opposition of Mars, Zelda - Star Wars - The Office, pumping your own gas in Oregon, #NotThisYear, screaming at Hell's Bells, tattoo removals, and calling UYD from the joint.
January 1st 2018
Welcome to 2018, New Year's Eve gunfire, Chappelle and Martinelli's, Zelda immersion, 5 sunrises over a week, new year - old you, Jah's bike update, the year of the pea, near tears in Malibu, long lines for legal weed, grand imperial quarts, hologram homies, Elon Musk's phone number, the testimonials of Sam Kinison, coke bloat, A Tale of Two Coreys, Web Cam Girls, finishing Vietnam, board certified interventionists, Detox Mountain, the premiere of Undercover High, The 2018 AVN Awards, preparing for 8K, beating the system at the dollar store, Dollar Dignity January, and getting back to basics.
December 19th 2017
A crick in the neck and a crock on the back, smart bats, 80's Little League tech, never rollerbladed, rainy day doctor visits, shifts in moisture, global mice court, no beards and no soda at Brigham Young University, mormons in the workplace, jail time for spitting, teach me how to loogie, negative wealth, quarter general stores, new Oreo flavors, 700,000 stolen cars, stealing from the man, USA Today Snapshots, and cancer flavored jelly beans.
December 19th 2017
Listening in 2018, fake Kay diamonds, The 86th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade, the real Village People, Los Kinkos, snow shoveling heart attacks, at home and alone, crack vs flakka behavior, no more cold beers, barking cops, connecting the dots on old TV shows, backflipping under the influence, teach me how to duggle, yoni awakening, morbid ink, the return of Intervention, defibrillators drones, USA Today Snapshots, Seth's local experiences, Lululemon and blood work, future centenarians, senior viewing pods, and 20/20 in 2020.
December 12th 2017
Pantone's Color of the Year, Jonathan's YouTube worm, SNL Draco's, reasons to not open your third eye, locking in New Years with Maroon 5, Dodgers sexist giveaways, USA Today Snapshots, Quicksilver buys Billabong, Apple buys Shazam, 24 hour killing robot fuck machines, a rise in airline assaults, addicted pilots, security guards watching the game, breathalyzers for everything, home owning millennials, we need water and the internet for Flint, 9 million stolen packages, humane human breaths, charcoal foods, 3:30 AM milkshakes, falling in love with Jenna Fischer, chocolate pea milk, and you gotta have ice cream.
December 11th 2017
Podcasting adolescents, Top Dog Holograms, $50 to eat a fake hamburger, The 2017 Hollywood Blacklist, the power of Flakka, an overflow of female assassins, a lot of livin', buying a Christmas tree doesn't make you better than me, elf on the shelf and fed on the bed, the light of God's love, Cowboy's Christmas card, USA Today Snapshots, depressed vegans, Odell Beckham Jr's leg, an overflow of 2006 cars, Jonathan visits the car show, The Los Angeles County Annual Burial of the Unclaimed Dead, Ask Jonathan, we live in Hooters, cloaked gross, The Top 10 Apps, and Jonathan's YouTube Cliffhanger.
December 5th 2017
This ain't your daddy's underwear, real life Gattaca, dreaming of 5G, Stripped, Political / Powerful / Rock and Roll, Robby Gervais, The $6 Billion Flu, Thera-dupe, putting lotion on everything, The Dance is accused, #NoStans, COPS vs Kenan Thompson, USA Today Snapshots, Jonathan's binges, Target is for me, the differences between men and women, John Mayer's grip strength, prisoner phone bills, "REI Millions", origami muscles, beaming for robot speakers, we don't care about baby's laughter anymore, and listening to podcasts in jail.
November 28th 2017
The Window Wonderland, The Sharpest Image, low vision nation, nobody is talking about medical marijuana, cursing the pain away, Harvey Davidson, UYD's Fast Casuals, never seen Point Break, reselling Popeye's chicken, #SpongeInTheWindowsill , 300 years of Mardi Gras, it's time for football, hiring for the holiday season, The G League, SAG Swag Bag, private vs public proposals, death by stairs, virtual credit cards, USA Today Snapshots, I only swerve for nuns, Ask Jonathan, and all the other podcasters love to murder.
UYD: Old soul. Late bloomer.
UYD: Now, more than ever.
November 28th 2017
The Techno Viking, is "Nyan" a word?, Asgardia: The Space Kingdom, The Postal Massacres, Friday is December, beef it up and pare it down, The Human Upgrade Center, what's the deal with psychics?, The International Congress On Love and Sex With Robots, Garbage County USA, Audible Romance, The Best Pickup Truck, the return of River Phoenix, no stuffing on Thanksgiving, sending Facebook your nudes, saying goodbye The Sound, Mountain Explosion and Nurse Salt, and cozy TV shows.
November 20th 2017
Using Scientology tools to become a better actor, all the greats do shorts, Fentanyl leakage, Meth Storm, funny and comforting, shout out to the American Office, unswept LA streets, The TSA Failure Rate, men looking at other men's feet, new potatoes, 15 year old lifeguards, tarsal gland hot scrapes, dark internet holes, The Top 10 Cities for Retirement, Ask Jonathan, Thanksgiving White Parties, The Wayward Sons of West Virginia, distracted drivers, fucking in a Tesla, Muscle Nog, podcast punditry, PornHub Insights, The Great Equalizer, is the clock ticking for Jeff Goldblum?, and #SpongeInTheWindowsill.
November 20th 2017
Kratom binges, TeloTrolled, dead solar babies, Butterball University, talking turkey tech, there's still 10 Blockbusters, Keitel's Kielbasa Night, Police Magazine's editorials, to take a knee or not to take a knee?, The Season of Holiday Gift Guides, The Hefner Tribute Playboy, The Women of 7-11, #NoGifts2017, BBG: Bezos - Buffett - Gates, The Sandsculpting Championship, The World's Championship Duck Calling Contest, USA Today Snapshots, taking a break from social media, The Must See Cities of the World, mosquito mods, preparing for flying taxis, and 2 minutes in The Infinity Mirror.
November 4th 2017
Live from The Texas Theatre in Dallas TX, no pens and no bottle openers, Keyarra Romatelli, visiting the Oswald rooming house, Snoop Dogg's Mind's Eye, watching Crossroads in the woods, white cis sober vegans, seeing the world through old gray eyes, not enough murders to stop Halloween, sex NARCs, UYD: All the greatest ideas - No follow through, let Honey lace you out, Flip or Flop: Fort Worth, saying goodbye to Me, Myself & I, demand based pricing for movie tickets, The Real Estate Wealth Expo, Seth's Net Worth, everyone over 6'5" has the shittiest life ever, bigger lottery jackpots, The Flat Earth International Conference, birth control delivery, fringe cult tastemakers, Amazon's in-home delivery, USA Today Snapshots, Happy Birthday Seth's Mom, baby's first kill, no one gives a fuck about the Winter Olympics, Ask Jonathan, the friendship destroying handbag, National "Drowsy Driving Prevention" Week, navigating the roads of Texas, Hershey's new candy bar, spending hours watching things you hate, and being "twice exceptional".
October 24th 2017
Turtlenecks are always back, Joe Boxer on LIVE PD, the most reliable cars, auto-soulmates, just Barnes, Uber for movers, preparing for holograms, UYD LIVE shows, refusing fascism, UYD's Fast Casuals, supporting local worldwide businesses, saying goodbye to Elwood Adams Hardware, saying goodbye to Bella Umbrella, deaf neanderthals, keep your kids on a leash, Mel Gibson continues to flourish, the future of Avatar and Giovanni Ribisi, Adam Sandler refuses to put on pants, glowing reviews for everything, instant paychecks, immortal slave robot labor, and eating plant-based / McDonalds.
October 24th 2017
Who can relate?, heat and Halloween makeup, what scares the "Stranger Things" cast?, Impossible Fatburgers, preparing for a permanent underclass, soak in the sad at Dollargasm, West Nile lethargy, the home of the cloud, dead eyeballs, 100 page tribute to Hef and trannies, taking a knee in the bleachers, The 410 Boyz secretly filming Seth, back on sodas, Toomgis on the brain, Seth: The #1 Wingman, Jonathan: The Silver Fox, hitting the beverage scene, are bigger bubbles bad for you?, Topo Chico blowing up, Marlon Brando shot JFK, "Football Game" Drunk, Tommy Morrison gets tatt'ed up, it's hard to measure a marathon, National "Prescription Drug Take-Back" Day, USA Today Snapshots, bubble theories, sex robots don't have rights, and everything not real sucks.
October 14th 2017
Phoenix is Phly, 12 riffraffs per AM/PM, Jonathan goes monster truckin', McDonald's on McDowell's, perfect fit condoms, what happens when ice cream meets vodka?, DJ Khaled doesn't thank his wife, an oldest American's update, the most popular candies by state, 2017 Halloween costumes, put a Taz on it, Fred Armisen finds his roots, creepy historians, looking for the financial messiah, a new slogan for CoverGirl, license plate readers, Foster The People's only song, no helmets and Wild Hogs 2, digital dicks vs real dicks, impossible Fatburgers, something happened on Undercover High, down on Elon, getting caught up in Why Him?, evidence of aliens by 2035, angular jackets of the future, Vedic Astrology, fellow mystics, National "Mediation" Week, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, and for a better tomorrow we play today
UYD: Easy. Breezy. Beautiful.
October 10th 2017
Only Dear Amy's, what is it called when someone shits on your chest?, ambigrams, UYD LIVE shows, "off the handles" anger, sad dad wants to bang the old lady, Uhh Yeah Studs, keep your alive friends close and your dead corpses closer, avoid the void, Jack Gyllenhaal, and only 25% of the 50% of marriages actually work.
October 10th 2017
Sitting Seth and USA Today Snapshots, Dr.Pepper bush, Miami drunks, keeping driver's off the phone, resting in bed, scroll-feed syndrome, the number of millionaires in the US, Cook vs Tosh, sleep days, how to live to be 100, governed by the tides, olds at the movies, the jackets of Gosling, #StopTheseDaddies , Trump ruins football, millennial snapshots, Xennials Motorcycle Rebel Club, bilingual children, lying on your resume, and penis vag now.
October 3rd 2017
Officially Autumn, top money making prescription drugs, cutting out straws, National "Infection Prevention" Week, 2017 Halloween costumes, Infinity Mirrors, Instagram snuff videos, preparing for a nuclear autumn, personal growth Post-Its, Switzerland doesn't make good TV shows, mom tattoos and bear bows, The Ark Encounter, riding the bus with Dick Shave, blow by blow porn for the blind, UYD audio commentary, UYD LIVE shows right around the corner, like Arby's but good, celebrity malls, Lover Boy Crips, Dive!, don't throw rocks at black kids and don't blind Asian dudes, we're not giving up on Prime, bean lung, and animation is red hot.
October 3rd 2017
Incorporating Michael Jordon into Me Myself & I, the best stage dad, the only thing cats like better than gravy, don't trust a vet, cannibal cats, Xennials, paying respects to Hef, Seth's handwriting, very to somewhat clean, combination Fatburger / Buffalo Express, UYD LIVE shows, a native women painted motorcycle, cannabis freakonomics, ranking fast food spots, Elon Musk's "Big Fuckin' Rocket", robot cats for dementia patients, ganja goo balls, National "School Lunch" Week, pinch rolled Cavariccis, NARC tools, and not camera ready for social media.
September 26th 2017
Crushed by palm fronds, LA without palm trees, a weekend of LIVE PD, a hard time for placard abusers, Seth for mayor, from Houston to Sydney, UYD LIVE shows, government controlled air conditioning, middle eastern fast casuals, new inductees at the National Toy Hall of Fame, National "Spinning and Weaving" Week, Rubik's Cube Championships, the single greatest parallel parking job in history, The Great American Beer Festival, unauthorized educators, real bacon talk, travel alerts and soft targets, prototype chicken fingers, weak ass useless human arms, USA Today Snapshots, Starbucks/Work/24 Hour Fitness/Kenny Rogers Roasters, and no docs for Ozzy.
September 26th 2017
Red hot content creators, missing the premiere of Me, Myself & I, fall foliage, 12 quarters for a newspaper, live show announcements, The Big Tex Awards, one eyed driving, no snitches - no ditches, explaining the game of football, catching up on the Vietnam War, Happy Birthday "West Side Story", the United Nations of Robert DeNiro, USA Today Snapshots, National "BFRB Awareness" Week, Toys aRn't Us, no big box STIHLs, The Color of the Year, your landlord doesn't paint your apartment, 91101, jail time for people who text and drive, a flood of ink, Jonathan's first tattoo, and my lizard tongue son.
September 17th 2017
Live from the Murmrr Ballroom in Brooklyn NY, Plain Jane yarmulkes, nominative determinism, the amazing talents of Miss Louisiana, 15 names for 3 sons, getting Bonkers in the library, Seth's Whole Foods pick up lines, State Trooper pick up lines, 50 years of 60 Minutes, dreaming in KOHLER, stunt-fucking, preparing for Fifty Shades of Valentine's Day, National "Clean Hands" Week, L. Ron's word jazz, drugs and drones, the dirty truth of Iced Coffee, The Secret Life of Restaurants, skinny dipping parties, so close to killing Oprah, delicious lactic juices, getting sweaty at the Gabagool Festival, USA Today Snapshots, old loads make infertile babies, elite commercial crimes, The Police Shooting Championships, sober jam bands, Ask Jonathan, eel hunters, vegan night baseball, and keeping a Band-Aid on hand.
September 16th 2017
Live from the Murmrr Ballroom in Brooklyn NY, sorry for 600, Happy Birthday Seth, getting into Hamilton, hip eateries, retiring dandelion, "Make America Woop Woop Again", dwindling white Christians, "Sabbath Mode" refrigerators, Mormon soaking, The Lord likes 1 year contracts, The Dakulator, the spirit of Lil Ted Bundy, post-murder houses, Undercover High, cryptocurrencies, leatherman vs hatchet, vegan apocalypse bars, Seth as Carl Panzram, Uhh Yeah Broadway, USA Today Snapshots, GenZGuru, is Josh Gad a celebrity?, Norsk Hostfest, Me Myself & I, the designer of the Apple logo, Toomgis, Leaf Peepers, song and dance man, drink and weed man, The Crime Writing Festival, Steampunk'd, goggles abound, National "Indoor Plant" Week, junkie paramedics, Ask Jonathan, selling weed in Walmart, and trying to quell my boner kill.
September 11th 2017
Taking a trip into the animal kingdom, Uhh Yeah Kindergarten, fish on antidepressants, species survival plans, there's a market for everything, the age of consent for bonobos, fish feeding on plastic, cranberry krill, the feral monkeys of Florida, primate roshambo, the resentment of ravens, no phones in the animal kingdom, coming back as an elephant, spider orgies, highwaymen beetles, and we are not animals.
September 11th 2017
Celebrity voice overs and the road to 1000.
September 5th 2017
Dipping back to 2016, Safe - Secure - Vital, The Day After, everyone dips out at 20 channels, Sam Hunt or Shane West?, unable to pass The Vito Russo Test, The Best Bakery in Alabama, award winning podcasting, DJ Little Ted Bundy, McDonald's Pizza serendipity, drug addict's organs, triple duped pyramid schemes, mildly swoll, modern freeze dried foods, left behind Cowboy coolers, freshening your earthquake kits, hungry but heavily armed, UYD-2023, all episodes now available in the archives, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, and the road to 700.
September 5th 2017
One step closer to heaven, The Little League World Series, the best names in the NFL, named after craft services, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, killing kids unless they like the Cowboys, USA Today Snapshots, oatmeal counts as math, Seth visits JPL, the future of sobriety testing, you can do it but you can't be it, honoring the police of 1922, pre-millennia passings, CraZanity, Mother Na' and Jeezo present: Rain, what are your "go to" websites?, Bassmaster University, no dragons until we cure leukemia, rooting for Roark, National "Truck Driver Appreciation" Week, San Hunt on heavy rotation, innovations in cleanliness, getting tickets to Adultcon and The Super Bowl, and Ron Hubbard's bomb shelters.
UYD: Heroes. Healers. Hustlers.
August 26th 2017
Live from San Francisco, sweet stick reveal, The O.J. Museum, dust and bones, Bhakti Fest vs The Tactical Training Expo, a night with the Tribbs, Detroit based computer software, the woes of charging a Tesla, a shout out to Live PD Nation, PornHub Insights, stealing porn from day laborers, the return of Hollywood Game Night, Game of Thrones spoiler alerts, Seth's Salmon and Beans, Merriam-Webster Time Traveler, police editorials, Korean Postcards, National "Play Music On The Porch" Day, Seth reads poetry, Jonathan sings, Ask Jonathan, revenge against God, National "Minimal Invasive Surgery" Week, high end car fresheners, USA Today Snapshots, the most hated food by state, the first first lady, drug slang for bath salts, Tom Cruise's fake butt, UYD not approached for the podcasting documentary, and Corey Feldman's hype man is Corey Feldman.
August 16th 2017
Getting chewed out for chewing, Autumn is coming, viewer discretion is advised, neuromyths, everything your parents told you was a straight up motherfucking lie, body score murders, radical new Frisbees, The Nineties, quotes from Nelly Mandela, the top 10 supercomputers in the world, quotes from William Blake, the liquid ninja grift, thinking outside the can, a shortage of bus drivers, exploding sex offenders, getting dumped on the bus, Ask Jonathan, Tajin and Umami, never traveling to a major US city, cock blocking vegan burgers, 90 second pizzas, the children of Musk, USA Today Snapshots, National "Safe At Home" Week, UYD LIVE coming to a city near you. Moonwalking on 700, and the paradox of tolerance.
August 16th 2017
Crunch the numbers, the final countdown of Seth Clips, shout out to Vimeo and Michael Winslow, a fear of West Nile, "paying" respects to Elvis, a bevy of new UYD LIVE shows, being haunted by Jerry, throwback warnings, cops love to play cute, twist the fear, Corey Feldman visits Haverhill, Seth visits Corey Feldman, real life Ghost Adventures, cut from the same cloth of dance, free LA Galaxy tattoos, shadow snakes, National "Chef Appreciation" Week, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, feeling the excitement of wildfires, signs of West Nile, psilocybin enzymes, and the changing media landscape of 2006.
August 9th 2017
Jump right into the comedy, The Wonderful World of Food, Kiefer Sutherland's band, getting into Brad Paisley, USA Today Snapshots, TV Buddy Bro, Motivational Football Quotes, Best Looking Trooper Cruisers, Carbon Monoxide Cruisers, Aquaball, kids and the garbage they eat, God lied to Jayestin Trevon Boston, Planetary Protection Officer, killing 7 billion for love, Oprah shows up for life, who owns Jones?, checking in on Tessa, UYD LIVE shows, updating the codes of responsible gambling, and scratching life until it's a gaping hole.
August 9th 2017
Podcasting in your 40s, a watered down Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, Vincent "Brando" Vaughn, Boots In The Sky, UYD LIVE takes stage, National "Feeding Pets of the Homeless" Week, a cycle of suffering, the month of Obama, a generation of fucked grandparents, splicing diseases out of genetically modified babies, life ends at 50, getting burned on Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Dax Shephard and Papa John, divorce is good for podcast ratings, Elon Musk's jeans, brain - dick- bank account, USA Today Snapshots, getting cocaine in Miami, tripping Na'vi's, Star Wars step kids, Tat-Bod-Mod, disbelief - Dinklage - dragons, who gets LAFF TV?, lowering the stakes of WWYD?, the serial cattle killer, LIVE-YD, and what's your B.A.W.D.Y. Score?
August 2nd 2017
The first 3 minutes of The Lowe Files, getting your hands in the soil of Tatooine, J-Dawg Sr.'s 40th birthday party, The Top Party School in the US, hacked voting machines, the world didn't start until Faces of Meth, The Summer of Funboy, National "Psychic" Week, UYD Life Consultations, sperm slumps, high end dick hats, Clit Caps LLC, California's almond boom, Holographic Robot Mind Football, Germs-day Cakes, USA Today Snapshots, upping the smoking age, hot tix available for UYD LIVE shows, and birthday earthquakes on the Sunset Strip.
August 2nd 2017
Happy Birthday to Jerry Garcia, coming alive at 40, being burned by your glitterphone, performing a world exclusive live song in San Fran, getting the pops twisted, bogus solar eclipse glasses, the gut is the brain of the body, shame tears, everyday is a startup, the first podcast done in the nude, The 2028 Olympics, not stalking Matt Bomer, there's no celebratory nature in The Holocaust Museum, bro-ing out with Nick, all the great 88's, Switzer Sweets, Extreme Eating Awards, fruit punch pickles, a sub... a stance, tuna and honey, Native American restaurants, it's never too early for rabbit, 6 second linear ads, Naked SNCTM, National "Stop On Red" Week, 1000 episodes of COPS, USA Today Snapshots, Street Punk Jeez, The OJ Pop Up Museum, and being born on the Sunset Strip.
July 28th 2017
Uhh Yeah Marcia, hanging out with Matt Bomer, microchipped employees, National "Assistance Dog" Week, nursery room injuries, a box of rainies, anxiety phones, the countries most stolen vehicles, 7000 insane corpses, Pepsi Zero Sugar vs Coke Zero Sugar, sober podcasting, treating bullying as a public health problem, Ask Marcia, amputee clown or topless dagger lady?, Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos?, USA Today Snapshots, turns out that money does buy happiness, an overdoes of antibiotics, broken toes and hives, getting your fingers caught in car doors, $5 porchetta sandwiches, new requirements for bus drivers, Podcasting For Dummies, and cars with clocks.
UYD: Stealing from TV.
July 22nd 2017
Live from The 9:30 Club in Washington DC, UYD goes wireless, plenty of room to moonwalk, not on the list for The National Museum of African American History and Culture, thank you Officer Harris, podcast masters, the return of Making The Team, please know the name of your quarterback, why should only men be able to buy condoms?, talking tail with Brace, watching old Weakest Links, Seth's Niacin Bran Crunch commercial, USA Today Snapshots, a guide to go vegan, NIN in Bakersfield, a spike in summer temperatures, the difference between Boy Scout and Girl Scout merit badges, The Brownie Web, new chip flavors, postcards from South Korea, places that don't have hummus, saying goodbye to Fred Whyte, Brandless, Jonathan turns 40, things that didn't exist in 2006, 100 more episodes of Live PD, no shoe - no shirt - full service, life hacker stove hacks, National "Single Working Women" Week, Americans killed by lightning, pew pew space corps, states with only one area code, the first 3 decade podcasting artist, RIPs to everybody, obsolete elevator operators, Portland bike thieves, The Me Myself and I wrap up show, Garden & Gun, The World Police and Fire Games, Ask Jonathan, and brushing up on your beach talk.
July 17th 2017
Going back to go forward, if these stories could talk, mini doctors and special medicine, running out of weed in Nevada, selfing cichlids, harnessing energy balls, the surge of loneliness, secret enemas and gateway groin grips, the doctor will spank you now, can't be in a building with James, The Butt Slapping Jogger, every bad thing throughout the history of time was caused by a dude, counting trees, whites only cemeteries, The Butt Lady of Auburn, 3D printed cars, getting hacked from Hickenloop, South Dakota's new Rabbi, The Afterlife Condo, and is there HBO in heaven?
July 17th 2017
Kicking the party off, UYD LIVE returns to DC, UYD LIVE returns to San Francisco, UYD LIVE returns to Brooklyn, shows where Seth sits, dipping back to 2013, The Hyper-Connected Couch Potato, Gleaming The Cube/A Brother's Vengence, huffing and driving, hands free is not risk free, you'll never forget the first time you make love or let your car drive you home, Dr. 90210 in Dubai, pollo chests and huge shoulders, a message from Brace, a rise in TV assassinations, resetting your internal clock with camping, moon bros, racist K9 cops, the brothers of Johnny Depp, and going down a Corey Feldman K-Grave.
July 11th 2017
Revenge porn laws, Live PD, Bosch and Flex, prison drones, Oprah lets it go, Hoarders or Intervention?, the return of Mr. Witherspoon, UYD LIVE shows coming to a city near you, sitting in Lincoln's lap, The Dead in Boston, The Goodyear Zeppelin, National Scrabble Week, Seth's New Orleans list, hanging up the landline, communicating with cops of the opposite gender, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, tipping your flight attendant, having to bring up Shark Week, songs to make love / do drugs to, and rhythms from Enya.
July 11th 2017
It's only getting hotter, swamp coolers, who is Magic Johnson?, The National Baby Food Festival, National "Baby Food" Week, digital athletes, virtual assault, UYD LIVE tickets on sale now, Sugar Ray Larroquette, a passion for live shows, reviewing Vespertine, USA Today Snapshots, the return of Hollywood Game Night, the return of What Would You Do?, The NY Times circa '84, who killed the USFL?, QVC+HSN, now who's the VJ?, The Mexican Museum scam, airport gate delivery, getting Levi's grifted, 666 at 7-Eleven, Ghost Adventures, The Christmas Creep is here, and staying camera ready 24/7/365.
July 5th 2017
Still Jonathan and still Seth, Van's style #48, 3 decades of podcasting, family owned animal testing, saying goodbye to The Oxwood Inn, grandmothered liquor licenses, America's best drivers, National "Nude Recreation" Week, CMEN brunch, The Org that won, Sam Elliott goes to China, UYD LIVE show announcements, watching people playing cards, The World Series of Darts, sports for unhealthy people, bootleg laserdiscs, the world's busiest airport, The Playboy Advisor, OLED TVs, stop DJ Khaled, questions about The Hunt, loaded with cadmium, and USA Today Snapshots.
July 5th 2017
Vespertine, digital taxis, UYD in DC, UYD in San Fran, UYD in Brooklyn, the return of Battle of the Network Stars, Jay Leno's Denim Garage, post season behind the scenes football, eclipse stamps, Spectrum's overkill, Jonathan's "new" phone, interactive porn, sex toys on amazon, Fred Bear: Bowhunter, crying for Okja, the return of River Phoenix, new Academy voters, 3 strikes for ODers, Seth's precious junkie, getting ticket grifted, USA Today Snapshots, and National "Farriers" Week.
June 24th 2017
Live from The Aladdin Theater in Portland, USA Today Snapshots, what's in Seth's fridge?, South Korean postcards, The Sandler Syllabus, having children makes you live longer, National "Unassisted Home Birth" Week, Jane-athan, Jonathan creates Tinder, no movie theaters in Saudi Arabia, Seth watches All Eyez On Me, 4 out of 5 unusable public pools, needles and diapers, orthodox punkers, preparing for 11 billion people, looking at land, Mark's son is my son's father, snow strawberries, free clams, UYD's past summer jams, stumbling into Paisley, Menards-a-trois, Papa Jah joins the stage, eating roadkill, slang terms for cocaine, hard liquor and football, Mia Sara and sons, The Great American Camp Out, and Ask Jonathan.
June 13th 2017
More drug slang code words, 500,000,000 photos a day, get your weapons now, Resort World Las Vegas, preparing for the Chinese cinema takeover, direct deposit with SAG, 6 seconds of Hyperion Bay, USA Today Snapshots, tiny body/huge ego, lucky Hollywood street rats, Ask The Captain, being born on a submarine, recreating Playboy covers, going through the marijuana archives, don't break the law when you're breaking the law, National "Lightning Safety Awareness" Week, wood stove rebates, near death mishaps on Christmas Day, turning proverbs into songs, transgender cadets, you either respect people or you are a garbage person, and UYD's first mixtape.
June 13th 2017
Ask Marilyn, National Week of Making, The 2017 XXL Freshmen Class, drug slang codewords, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, Kodak smartphones, taking the lap out of laptop, how to teach global warming to your kids, USA Today Snapshots, selling fireworks in Iowa, Ken Burns' Vietnam War, guessing VO Artists, exploring fetal vision, Jonathan's Movie Reviews, Hollywood Wonder Women, Dallas Cowboys street art, Seth's mails his headshot to Leonor's, making podcasts and babies, and upcoming Patreon Perks.
June 6th 2017
Real Dads = Stihl Dads, subscribing to Bowhunting World Magazine, Bunker Babes, Oprah in Maui, Jonathan's love affair with golf, no more Corvette tours, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, face scanning at the airport, 30 years of COPS, the most hated hotel experiences, Seth in the media center, the five stages of sexuality, keeping your neighbors from crawling through your house, you don't need a phone if you have a piece, a dual dad celebration, going Zeta, storminess in sedimentation, being tired makes you ugly, the healing power of ASMR videos, National "Hermit" Week, USA Today Snapshots, and looking 25 years into the future.
June 6th 2017
Checking the results of The International Mr. Leather Competition, hugging your therapist, Summer Foods INs and OUTs, more purple, Guns N' Liars, going to a professional soccer game, Walmart home delivery, no more robot Ubers, Police Magazine steals from UYD, from CHiPs to Baywatch, Jonathan's summer movie recap, drug tourists, dogs on Vicodin, the return of Hank Williams Jr., vegan eats in Portland, vegan strip clubs, don't get grifted by ticket brokers for UYD LIVE shows, USA Today Snapshots, becoming an Alaskan State Trooper, and National Flag Week.
May 19th 2017
FML forever, Seth's dad vs Fire and Iron, the number of thoughts you have in a day, no time for The Keepers, Mommy Dead and Dearest, a Möbius Strip of podcasting, the most dangerous days on the road, The New Adventures of Old Lot Kid, the official dairy products of Wisconsin, a long strange trip, The Lords of Destruction, Jonathan watches Guardians of The Galaxy, art museum grifts, contact in the desert, visiting Pandora, mixed reality, rules are different in VR bars, visiting The Starbucks headquarters, Miss USA 2017, no drug use at Lightning In A Bottle, INs and OUTs, 1 star Uber rides, Tussin babies, Ram Dass Tweets, Ask Jonathan, National "Healthy and Safe Swimming" Week, and RIPs Chris Cornell.
May 9th 2017
The Story of My Life by Jonathan Larroquette. Dads Are Pretty Cool, Not Camp... Punishment, Los Angeles Under Siege, The First Step Out From The Shadow, and What My Family/Mom Means To Me.
May 9th 2017
710's the new 420, illegal scam calls, telemarketing battle bots, the Verde Valley newsletter, USA Today Snapshots, polygamy in Pringle South Dakota, National "Food Allergy Awareness" Week, the plump lip salad, The Dance makes it's debut, Lucille's father, a religious duty to sell heroin, the sideward force of bullets, are The Mythbusters scientists?, The International Mr. Leather Competition, the juicy G of SpaceX, raising the speed limit in Carson City NV, police dog homicide, remember to S.C.A.N. this summer, Walmart is a feeling, manufacturing laughter, and UYD LIVE returns to Portland and D.C.
UYD: A lot of leather. A lot of love. A lot of lube.
April 29th 2017
Live from Spirit in Pittsburgh, traveling woes, United Fight Club, the largest gay dance music festival in the world, Jonathan goes to the S&M Ball, Space Cops, Alcoa presents, Seth's dad's new whip, making The Dance a classic, stealing River Phoenix's headshot, USA Today Snapshots, the downfall of Blockbuster Video, are we are always hallucinating?, git-r-done Elvis, National "Screen Free" Week, what people earn, speaking of gains, the many impressions of Dana Carvey, Horse / Weed / Mind's Eye, preparing for Cinco de Mayo, shirts for dads, Ask Jonathan, motorcycles helmets and guns, Chinese Product Recalls, and Seth's book about Roman Catholic church bulletins.
April 19th 2017
Juice swapping smart phones, preparing for Tessa Porter, Oprah's spring hair report, a double dose of USA Today Snapshots, Stop The Bleed, swim colonel, what is an ethical will?, a tripling of LDS, National "Tattoo" Week, remembering Jonathan's grandmother, neanderthal erotica, real books only have one writer, Christian medical share, more surefire pick up lines, and four Lemonades every three weeks.
April 19th 2017
It's nice to have a safe space, 13 reasons why I'm an asshole, the internet is not made for old people, Police Magazine, a few more 1980's pick up lines, tickets going fast for UYD LIVE shows, The State of the Air 2017, the upcoming schedule for the Dallas Cowboys, blind sniff tests, watching the new Adam Sandler movie, Yogi misses his family, USA Today Snapshots, new health reports from 23andMe, augmented VR face melt, sex robots are not just for fucking, National "Playground Safety" Week, the cancer will come in tonight, mind virusing Seth with The Low Files, Blue Chips > CHiPs, and everything is garbage.
April 11th 2017
A beautiful day in Los Angeles, narc on your postal carrier, everyday is Earth Day, American Playboy, keeping an eye on Marston, boobless harlots, Aerosmith Airlines, the best 1980's pick up lines, what happens at The Abbey?, USA Today Snapshots, alien adjacent, Dr. Foot Creep, The Demeter Fragrance Library, ugly toddlers, the Bill O'Reilly of rock and roll, prisoner graduates, snitch bitch Tim Allen, Happy Mother's Day Aaron Rodger's mom, and the quinceanera of sobriety.
April 10th 2017
Jimmy Fallon was a movie star, watered down homosexuals, infinite profit, United States of Auntie Anne's Pretzels and human dipping sauces, DiCaprio dismisses his TV mother, USA Today Snapshots, stuff is stuff and money is nothing, The Dance on Y&R, smart mirrors, Backstreet Boys at The Country Music Awards, how to party like you're on vacation, can a man be too handsome?, Ask Jonathan, the best places to retire, getting nude in The Dance, a new season of Bosch, the acting Lintz family, the love life of Olivia Munn, dongy dongs, new warnings for Florida lottery tickets, and Body Dysmorphic Progressive Disorder.
March 29th 2017
The Top Doggers Podcast, daylight savings for the Navajo, bouncing through time, the anniversary of the LA Riots, stealing a snake, micro implants and cranial computers, Chief Chancellor of the Archives of Time and Information, reppin' Sports Illustrated merch, taking it a step further at Burning Man, preparing for Jonathan's 40th birthday, the fastest/easiest way to meet new women, social isolation media, yoga booty models, repurposed ketamine, don't take K in the day, reading a Seth Thomas clock, the number one honey producers, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, the fall of Pronto, National "Testicular Cancer Awareness" Week, who's Drew Barrymore's 4th husband going to be?, USA Today Snapshots, and check out the new UYD video footage.
UYD: The existential risk is too high not to.
March 28th 2017
Happy Birthday Ben, USA Today Snapshots, daddy's bookmarks, Teen Vogue talks about sex, old white straight and tired, sobriety anime, reelin in the chips, 4 remaining phone booths, drinking cacao, Seth watches CHiPs, Seth prepares for Sandy Wexler, the return of The Dark Net, A.I. sex robots, uploading your mind to the algorithm, catch me Gita, UYD LIVE coming to a city near you, drunk lives matter, Seth bumps into Jonathan, naming your personal assistant, diaper wearing baby boomers, National "Laugh At Work" Week, Seth and Jonathan plan for the future, cleanliness complaints at Minneapolis strip clubs, legal switch blades, twine and avocados, and having children only to have grandchildren one day.
March 27th 2017
Special taping of Episode 500 live from the Regent Theater in Los Angeles, California
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Thanks to everyone who contributed to making this happen:
Producer - Forest Erickson
Editor / Cinematographer - Josh Russell - instagram.com/joshrussell00
Cinematographer / Colorist - Vinny Pereira - instagram.com/vinormi
Title design - Daren Magee - Real Fun Wow - instagram.com/realfunwow
500th Show crew:
Donald Byrd - "Miss Kane"
Aphex Twin - "Cirklon3"
Kendrick Lamar - "Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe" (instrumental)
A Tribe Called Quest - "Can I Kick It?" (instrumental)
Eddie Hazel - California Dreamin'
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March 16th 2017
Live from The Brooklyn Bazaar in Brooklyn NY, kiss my Irish ass, Irish America Magazine, defining legend, dating a colleague, God bless Oprah Winfrey, Ask Jonathan, the tweets of Larry The Cable Guy, what's next for Casey Affleck?, Zuckernerd returns to Harvard, gentrified Mexico, living alongside C.H.U.D.S., sobriety at Club Med, missing cocaine, don't put testosterone in charge of your money, bending Parade Magazine's mind, IMAX VR, Seth walks the walk, forest bathing, a little more Playboy news, fucking and scrapping, replacing the LA Pride Parade, alcoholic cold brew, drugs in the cupholder, USA Today Snapshots, the private school blues, and National "Act Happy" Week.
March 16th 2017
Live from The Brooklyn Bazaar in Brooklyn NY, Seth's ancestry paperwork, sober for St. Patrick's Day, UYD's DNA, Starbuck's cups for spring, mobile podcasting, the April fools creep, a baker's dozen of pocket pussies, National "Welllderly" Week, fringe Jones, The Live PD Control Room, Bobby Moynihan as J-Dawg Sr, the Ed Sheeran backlash, restricting printed Playboy's, baseball in the snow, our first Playmate born in the 2000s, traveling with a loaded gun, the average cost of a wedding, the cause of wildfires, preparing for the big one, cut another finger mommy, The Tenement Museum, remote diocese, juicy g all d, Ask Jonathan, ignoring the naked guy on the street, robot burgers, Tinder Select, touch and go with the brits, and Seth's Poetry Corner. #moms
March 7th 2017
Grateful to be here, Italian Starbucks, 4 new flavors of Oreo, 2 extra hours of boozin', drinking in Dubai, backwards baseball jerseys, the death of Kris Kross, Ask Jonathan, where to watch LIVE PD, brand new adults, National "Agriculture" Week, sleeping pods, talking shit about Japan, get your tickets for UYD LIVE, the seasonal creep, living/loving in Los Angeles, in theater playgrounds, urinal theaters, being hacked by Uber, is Freejack a good movie?, who's in Jonathan's contact list, and USA Today Snapshots?
March 7th 2017
RIPs Bill Paxton, International "Brain Awareness" Week, Playboy's heritage, entertainment for human beings, UYD LIVE coming to a town near you, UYD's Fast Casuals, Zoup-isms, the wise words of Steve Beshear, start planning for 100, The UYD Reality Show, 3:57AM - 4:19AM < 100 views, preparing for The Arkansas Killfest, a day without a woman, Brawny Women vs Bounty Men, They Are Among Us, paying with space currency, laughter/insight, what people earn, adding phrases to the dictionary, nauseating sugar booze, defining British celebrity, and defining Ed Sheeran.
February 27th 2017
What's 563 backwards?, a thicker cut of life, flip flops and tank tops, USA Today Snapshots, what's the best whitestrip?, sick scratchers, playing the airport slots, ask Pat Robertson, don't put Jesus or Cascade on the line, Test X180 Ignite, National "Sleep Awareness" Week, ask Walter Scott's Personality Parade, Mountain State Maple Day, get your tickets for a UYD LIVE show near you, preparing for Day Light Savings, 13 lbs of horse genitals, The Spirit of Play, deficient bridges, flying in jeans and a sweatshirt, underprepared for the big one, coworking competitive cohorts, and a six-week stalk.
February 27th 2017
Back in the studio, just be you, Billy Gates warnings for the future, getting sucked down the rabbit hole, National "Write a Letter of Appreciation" Week, the return of Playboy, Ash Wednesday and Holy Thursday, giving up shoes for Lent, American Girl/Boy Dolls, Voltron's wooden power-sword, Big Coolness, the future of doctor visits, APPL-A-Day, a new couch for the studio, scamming your grandma, Seth watches Fifty Shades Darker, 100 years of Fluff, UYD LIVE shows in a city near you, USA Today Snapshots, The Roma-Times: All The Breasts Fit To Print, and how much trash do you make?
February 11th 2017
Live from Kings in Raleigh NC, beautiful Indian spices, Seth's preschool report card, isolated on a volcano, 100 years of Cheerwine, all liquors matter, whoosh your phone, The Winter Fancy Food Show, UYD's Fast Casuals, hacking This American Life, the world's longest flight, maxing out at 5 friends, UYDames, Seth visits 2 Dope Queens, USA Today Snapshots, Ocean Medallion, lyrics by Jonathan, Seth's TV Picks, spin desks, Dr. Hansen Peed-hD, National "Through With Chew" Week, Ask Jonathan, life inside the secret space program, The Tot Squad, secret ATM cleaners, and the mantra of Monster energy drinks.
February 11th 2017
Live from Kings in Raleigh NC, Happy Birthday Jennifer Aniston, VR tree chopping, Cuba Gooding Jr. on Inside the Actor's Studio, women calling the shots, Seth's high school report cards, A Journal Is Born, National Random Acts of Kindness Week, restroom peepin', Jonathan in The National Enquirer, I.A. poker players, actors making money, USA Today Snapshots, Prof. Clapback, it ain't a show if there ain't no hoes, preparing to shut down The Missouri Highway Patrol, giant cock fights, Bruce Willis's airport, does Grandma Ruth bone down?, cowboy erotica, hungry on campus, Jonathan behind bars, orgy hippo island, Ask Jonathan, the opposite of massage, Ask Walter Scott, and beating up Star-Lord.
February 1st 2017
Stories with a Native American theme, Mayflower simulations, thanks for the small pox, buy direct from the Navajo Nation, hidden turquoise beads, Tribal Lending Entities, Dakota Böschk, EZ Rims 4 Rent, the white man would kill the bear, it gets cold watching The Revenant, federally recognized eagle feathers, tiny trap house, Jonathan's ferry cock-up, The Oklahoma License Plate, from finger paints to fingerprints, keeping Lakota alive, and it's 20 or bust.
February 1st 2017
Getting into February, getting into Miss Universe, getting drunk in Paris, UYD LIVE in Pittsburgh, from Straight A's to XXX, taking it straight to Judd Nelson, National Dump Your Significant Jerk Week, make room for new love, achieving Top Wallet Fitness, the map to Old Orgy Island, getting in with the locals at Krimsey's, what's my farm worth?, Monsanto Raves, electronic bumper stickers, preparing for the Kitten Bowl, opening day at Crumbs & Whiskers, USA Today Snapshots, making out with Corey Feldman and Michael Jackson, the ups and downs of playing Super Lotto, a fast turnaround for the solar eclipse, and the first robotic barista.
January 23rd 2017
Check your privilege, embracing the outer Oprah, see you at the 2018 Super Bowl, using fire for comedic effect, Arrogant Rodgers, getting fish duped, the first lighthouse, creditors are the lowest form of all person, The Magic Castle Cabaret, the coldest places in America, the smallest a human dick can be, the largest Ikea in America, getting psychically grifted, the windiest cities in America, Ask Jonathan, take me out to the ball gag, National Handwriting Analysis Week, chip rumors, the long winded power of Ayurveda, and Postmates your sutas.
January 23rd 2017
The Police Cafe, J-Dawg Sr on WTF, This Week in Aviation, Ask The Captain, Cannabis Cons, THC in Texas, Wahlburgers is headed to China, National Snowmobile Safety Week, Cowgirl Magazine, contemporary cowboy erotica, USA Today Snapshots, to process or not to process, bait-tempting, they hacked the humans, Ask Jonathan, the earrings of Johnny Depp, the people don't know nothin', Hockey Dads: Who Gives A Puck, why did they fuck with CHiPs?, The Pedestrian Danger Index, The World's Finest Trained Dogs, scares and frights at the abandoned psychiatric hospital, The Clickbait Generation, the cloud benefits, The Sexual Health Expo, UYD LIVE coming to a city near you, and live nude women right in your kitchen nook.
January 11th 2017
UYD's gun op-ed, South Korean postcards, pipe bombs at the gun-by-back, spotting a mass shooter, shot spotters, Seth's accents, rapid hemostasis, anti-gun people getting guns, 50% of the world's guns in the US, the official state rifle of Tennessee, soylent bullets, there are more guns than people, Oprah and guns, The Beretta Research Facility, active shooters and olds, gun smithery, revisiting Doc Hollywood, and it's a shitty way to have to live.
January 11th 2017
Definitely from now on, Starbucks Reserve, Soylent Nectar = Regular Soylent, A.I. Whispers, Chinese Taco Bell, Papa Johns Tweets, Joe Calderone, Ask Jonathan, a room full of juicy G, USA Today Snapshots, the worst cities for fall allergies, National No Name Calling Week, the price of original Air Jordans, The Men's Project, The Women's March, year end porn stats, zombie botnets, hair barometers, and Podcast: The Movie.
January 4th 2017
Sitting Seth, taking it back to 2015, wonderful at stealing / terrible at gambling, high stakes blackjack cutting, Inner Circle's assassin, the true Vermont experience, fake arrest marriage proposals, an excess in male births, why is childbirth so painful?, the rising price of rhino horn, fat teens robust responses, getting wallet zapped, giving your quarters to jeezo, smell memories, Cinnabon VR Porn, low self esteem amongst people with plastic surgery, Face-Pos / Bod-Pos / Pod-Pos, semen squirt guns, everyone gets a Starbucks Giftcard, life is amazing if you aren't dirt poor, and Seth's cat has taught him how to love.
January 4th 2017
Happy New Year, Ask Jonathan, skip school and find a lover, grandmas make life possible, Republicans have the bible on lock, Dunkin Donuts Agape, new Soylents, the robot revolution, drone it to my inbox, National Home Office Safety and Security Week, The Proust Questionnaire, people are the new places, being first in line at Krimsey's, caveman toothpicks, UYD's Restaurant News, guns and mud, no guns for Christmas, USA Today Snapshots, Alan at Starbucks, Door's Day, Bombshells, portable affordables, deception detection, my 3rd eyes open, and 2017 couled be a big year for podcasts.
December 28th 2016
2017 is going to pop off, Top 10 websites, throwback police gear, USA Today Snapshots, Tobey's TV, HD COPS, Officer Romatelli's on the scene, the first female ringmaster, National Celebration of Life Week, the mortality patterns of humans, Ask Jonathan, everything in life is inherently sexual, Locksmith In A Box, the ups and downs of Playboy, loving this new paper stock, texting whilst driving, a new breed of butt-dialing, The Geena Davis Institute, The International Yoga Festival, retiring with Uber, tattoo machines, robo-advisors, Adam Sandler walks amongst us, and laughter is the only medicine left.
December 28th 2016
It's still holiday season, the 7-11 graveyard, 2017 is the year of Oprah Adventure, soft american skin, UYD Live in Brooklyn, the mature trees of Verde Valley, getting an MFA in Podcasting, someday Leo will come, active sniffing, the ultimate soft target, the intersection of HY and Juggalos, Pringles Loud, Reeses Sticks and Four Loko, Anniston Alabama, dancing with Ricin, computers in your ears, no more cash at Sweet Green, "White Man Waste", National New Year's Resolutions Week, passengers for hire, USA Today Snapshots, don't undress your Oculus, supernatural healing, it's all chi, getting your voice mail off the grid. and get swoll and get strange.
December 21st 2016
Christmas time in East Hollywood, DJ Holidaze, The 85th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade, whatever happened to Barry Pepper?, I saw mommy kissing Terl, Jonathan's TV Picks, Top Puppet, don't sleep on UYD in Brooklyn, John Travolta's gorgeous thick mane, 10,000,000 pills per county, The 2016 Hollywood Screenplay Blacklist, falling asleep during Star Wars, Super Flow Sunday, say more wonderful things, Frito Lay sits out the Super Bowl, Hippy Crack Explosions, new meat cuts for 2017, National Personal Self Defense Awareness Month, back-neck eyeballs, things get dicey in St. Louis, depressed airline pilots, the Boston police department scrolling feeds for criminals, Carnival Cruise Lines vomit recognition technology, Belize is not the answer, Cinna-gate, are chimps better fathers than humans?, you gotta fight to 2017, USA Today Snapshots, and just chill till the next episode.
December 10th 2016
Live from The 2720 Cherokee Performing Arts Center in St. Louis MO, psychedelic medicine, the alumni of John Burroughs High School, Dominos European pizza, roommates over 40, thank you to Nick, Tyler gets down on one knee, the perfect penmanship of South Korean postcards, smuggling your brisket into a vegan restaurant, drugs & meat - tea & tofu, ball and cup artistry, Kendama / Ted Drewes / Mind's Eye, laundry uber, vagabond he's, National Spiritual Literacy Month, jumping up to spiritual warrior, saying goodbye to Celebrity Name Game, we need to find all episodes of Work It, USA Today Snapshots, The Malibu Poet Laureate, embryo selfies, AVN Award Nominees, firehouse safe stations, domestic violence counseling hairstylists, Be My Baby Tonight, the death of Cheri Oteri's dad, waiting for Jonathan to kill Seth, Pantone's Color of the Year, the St. Louis orangutan wants out, burlesque is a no brainer, cloaking earthquakes, fake Globetrotters, Seth on Skype, and getting to the bottom of the zion curtain.
December 7th 2016
Seasons greetings, I guess it's the holidays, a UYD grab bag, nicotine replacement therapy, a micro dose of G, all ages - sans savvy, LAPD Lambo, lover boy accomplices burn the school down, Jesus saves bibles from being burned, the first landmark for an event that happened in the air, Mt. Everest skeletons, preventing palm tree trimmer fatalities, Gao Gao is now Xavier Xavier, beater spaceships, 100,000 asian flowers, liars - deep hippies - mormons - amish, screen is screen, 32" Kitchen TV's, octopus moms, reabsorb into papa, swapping babies with dolls, is television making us fat?, fugitives that walk amongst us, oxys - meth or comedy?, and caramelized onions are a bit of a bold move.
November 25th 2016
Live from The Turner Hall Ballroom in Milwaukee, the utmost respect for Aaron Rodgers, The Slenderman walks amongst us, HBO's fractal dreams, VR car crashes, grandma's airplane desserts, jingle alchemists, Tony Bennett and the Crows, #AllTypesAllSwipes, People's Sexiest Man Alive, welcome home porno, postcards from Korea, RIPs Mrs. Brady, comments for Kanye, a decline in stick shifts, double Christmas trees, killing Disney, no one goes to REI on Black Friday, anti-vegetarian T-shirts, USA Today Snapshots, Juvies watching A Christmas Carol, Coffee-Mate little brothers, chiming in pilots, The Surgeon General of Scientology, supplementing fingerprints, Ask Jonathan, Airbnb Tricks, is Passengers a real movie?, National Hand Washing Awareness Week, getting the word out on surfing in Hawaii, the best bricklayer in the world, and I may be a real bad boy but baby I'm a real good man.
November 14th 2016
Do Seth and Jonathan sound alike?, two-part comedy harmonies, going to Mars/Hawaii, Potter Country, UYD Live shows coming to a city near you, the main area code in Dallas TX, Mark Wahlberg as Shia LaBeouf, morphing the COPS logo, USA Today Snapshots, lifelong bachelor Christopher Hewett, from Zappa to 2 Chainz, Connecticut's Annual Migratory Bird Conservation Stamp Art Contest, neander-sapiens, texting The Butterball Hotline, being info-harvested by Vertical Mass, getting into campers, Ask Jonathan, putting a cap on the TSA precheck, GoPro confessionals, people that will never be arrested, a rise in shotgun marriages, Horror-fied dads, a hot new update for The Exorcist, never take PBS for granted, and sarcastic letters from John Sr.