In the midst of celebration, AI poetry, The Bob Marley One Love Experience, everything's a dupe, paying for premium movie seats, Wild At Heart at 13, Frosted Lemon Cheerios, Jonathan's upcoming Japanese trip, the grip strength of sloths, you can never root for the hunter, the nightmare sound of 100,000 hens, The Best Smoking States, AI Music, cancelling Valentine's Day, and I just want more Reggaeton bangerz.
Over 5 Million Podcasts, JeBron Lames, is UYD a virgin?, ice saunas, toxic forever chemicals in fish, 31 year old Christian embryos, median ages, Froyo's 2nd act, climate friendly fast food, Seth's jury duty, urban lizard evolution, and you should have had the almonds.
New improved Pepsi Max, raw dogging panax, Starry is for Gen Z, synthetic pig erections, celebrity bow hunters, Amazon is everywhere, Seth visits Ben & Jerry's, younger people have zero phone etiquette, 26 things you don't know about Harry Hamlin, bear resistant products, marshmallows and fishhooks, and what if Jennifer Aniston and Kelly Slater had a child?
Cottage cheese is the moment, the power of the pipeline, plant based Korean meats, chest bumping with the bros, vaccines for bees, the oldest living American, stolen age valor, sober gossips, messages for your 100th birthday, attacks on power substations, full tactical Billy Bob's, The Parent Test, Dr. Penis Penis, visiting the Mercedes dealership, The Iowaska Church of Healing, enormous and oiled, and there's no such thing as a bad trip/bad lift.
Newsweeks from the past, medication jingles, how musicians listen to music, labor violations at Chick-fil-A, putting truck nuts on a bald eagle, the bartering bus driver, the old guys are out, psychic surgeons, every twister twists, two levels of boredom, finding stillness, and Seth Hobotelli.
Who wants the Jordan poster?, the fur of undomesticated animals, allergic to sesame, returning items to Nordstroms, lighting the Hollywood sign at night, things found in human rectums, legal Vermont marijuana, a man with no state, Newsweek from 2003, another billion dollars for Nevada, Tom Brady and his son, The GOAT Kisser, a plastic covered ocean floor, GetHuman is a powderkeg, and gotta get the coin points.
Shoutout to south of the border UYD fans, the end of JAH-nathan's Poetry, Dan Fielding rides again, the first dentist in South Cheyenne Wyoming, revisiting 2013, the collective clitoral awareness, unmarking the beast, synthetic cocaine, Newjack laboratories, getting duped in video chat, like clits in the night, sexually harassing your boss, race realists, The Last Penis Related Study of 2022, Mother Clit, NFL's Covid Refund, Jonathan heading to Japan, and preserving Hobart.
The UYD Christmas Choir, The Hollywood Christmas Parade, MXQ LifeWater is the new Grindr, Christmas toffee, percentage of haunted houses in America, finding loaded guns in airports, everyday bug-out bags, Seth watches Avatar 2, cats love Juicy G, Clitsssss, JAH-nathan's Poetry, AI meets AC, chromium crushing, and raising the clit for 2023.
A testament to greatness, burying nuclear waste for 10,000 years, a land of Slender Mans, Happy Birthday Cap'n, droppin' copters in Ketchikan, dying in paradise, USA Today Snapshots, meaningful coincidences, everyone bawls in the psychosphere, suckling lagniappes, 2022 porn stats and searches, Flip That Jock 6, JAH-nathan's Poetry, The Zuckernerd Hospital, 17 years of podcasting, and living long enough for The Godfather rerelease.
The mandate is laughter, what do you call a Fatburger in France?, 25 things you don't know about Chris Redd?, USA Today Snapshots, best looking mugshots of the week, empathy robots, more Element voicemails, cockfighting on an exceptional scale, The 2023 Color of the Year, never helping a man in distress, no hooch for you, The Annual Screenplay Blacklist, preparing for Pandora, recording with your Ray-Bans, and JAH-nathan's Poetry.
Twinkie candy canes, nut puns, Tagalog Max Headroom, The Boil Down Sessions, 25 things you don't know about Jenna Bush Hager, coming from a place of murder, the least reliable automobile, corrupted by wealth, can canned water help the planet?, mainland suckers, brain damage sensing mouth guards, if we had fun then we won, a myopic world, can you taste the terps?, JAH-nathan's Poetry, Vegas tastes, and the trouble with leap-seconds.
Happy Birthday to The Sagi's, surviving Covid, brutal autumn, Hollywood's most henpecked husbands, Jeff Dunham's tiny people, not intended for eyes, giving money to the poor makes them happy, small hands on the killing floor, Tuno Melts, Mountain Don't, Cobra Cane, how big is a hunting party?, turnabout is deer play, JAH-nathan's Poetry, USA Today Snapshots, On Patrol: Live, buying weed in Arizona, Native No Mas, Boring Beverly Hills, and Nepo Babies don't want your life.
UYD: Ride again.
Life-taking emails, The Hit Kids, long term group chats, The Influencer Agreement, mispronouncing celebrity names, The 2023 AVN Award Nominees, wearing it better than Charli D'Amelio, still cheering for The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, The Long Night's Moon, deadly Samsung refrigerators, JAH-nathan's Poetry, knucking biting, USA Today Snapshots, the existence of X-Files, and praise the Cameltonians.
Counting up to 8 billion, nervous about visiting a weed shop?, overseas military slot machines, Lo Mein Mondays, saying goodbye to Parade Magazine, falling out of bed, the Sonoran Desert toad, bufo-breeding, Seth's bucket list, smearing the name of Kermit Castellanos, The Guilty Floor, it's easier to forget than remember, The Truth Baguette, JAH-nathan's Poetry, and beat-synchronized rats.
UYD: Nobody dies.
The funniest billionaires, JAH-nathan's Poetry, wearing two separate socks, computers for olds, fucking the neanderthals to death, throwing bottle caps at monkeys, giving your child a smartphone, The Authentic Generation, the sweet spot of astrology, USA Today Snapshots, leaving your meat-body, losing fat and Fatty, illegally listening to UYD in Canada, Seth's TV Picks, animals teaching you how to love, rising for Judy Justice, watching TV on the internet, The Media Gandhi, and using Thanksgiving as pre-pro for New Years.
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