February 6th 2018
UYD's birthday episode, every kiss begins with Dude Perfect, stealing slogans, the state of advertising, The Legends Football League, cooking in science class, leftover vegan jerky, The Resident, millennial dads, designated dad drivers, misplacing your loaded guns, flying with weed, cardiac rage, comment section screen names, USA Today Snapshots, referencing The Office in the office, VR weight lifting, the rumors of Crash Bandicoot, a double dose of Musk, guerrilla headshots, whitewashing Elon, do commercials actually work?, President Dinklage, watching Idiocracy, and Seth inspired TV characters.
January 30th 2018
632 episodes of being unreal, readings from the comment section, the highs and lows of felony theft, working at Home Depot for over 20 years, The Yankton 2018 World Archery Indoor Championships, costumes from The Disaster Artist, KDP Beverage Solutions, the 1st draft of Idiocracy, prison overflow, an anti-gambling sweepstakes addict, a love of driving and packing, the art of consulting, back on the ASMR, The Jack Pack App, The Conscious Life Expo, on mic \ off-planet, and preparing for UYD's birthday anniversary.
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January 30th 2018
Christmas trees on LIVE PD, Rage Ground, a fight to the finish for the remaining Blockbusters, USA Today Snapshots, Fatty's tumor, girls from 9000 years ago, Most Valuable Performer, preparing for the Kitten Bowl, bi-week fever, Super Bowl Soup, cornering the Israeli snack market, mosquitos and sweet blood, dragonfly drones, a shrimp without slavery, brainless meats, heme-existing conditions, the world's sexiest vegan, a new King of Beers, cocaine weed liquor or beer?, Hollywood's gone soft, dusty pea milk, and back on the 'gram.
January 23rd 2018
Sticking with Waze, the worst cities for driving, smoking with a chest cold, the safest year for airline travel, seeking Seth's replacement, death cleaning, jimmy hat alternatives, acne is always personal, addicted to customizing, the wastefulness of Dippin' Dots delivery, Las Vegas's weapon detectors, we're just a few steps away from the phone being inside your body, guessing the height of the Eiffel Tower, beautiful naps, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, The Lego Bar, a grown man in the Star Wars isle, and when your podcast needs a DivaCup.
January 23rd 2018
The ice cream and packaging of the future, Italian snow monsters, ice cream's first mix-in, Protes and butterscotch, crab corn, 3 lies every 10 minutes, 13 secrets, extra relational thoughts, USA Today Snapshots, making a 2nd Hollywood Sign, trams everywhere, frats and religion, The Bonaventure Hotel, grayscale smartphones, addicted to the 'gram, paying for Elon Musk's mistakes, Ask Jonathan, the differences between coat racks and clothes trees, 3 year olds observing arbitrary tasks, the origins of "Indian Giving", and the act of "ungifting", and all the answers of the world can be found in old episodes of Seinfeld, Star Trek or The Brady Bunch.
January 16th 2018
I'm lovin' 2018, snowboarding vs motorcycling vs buying a gun, squirrel hunting, Jonathan's artisanal ice creams, alien radio waves, nebula boners, traveling for 3 billion years, The Kohler Experience, the art of Nikki Sixx, you don't get cheese balls in basic training, vegans in the military, saliva covered groceries, New Dew, unholy lemon/limes, caffeinated candies, Ask Jonathan, 7 weak grams of protein, the cost of extreme weather, in search of Protes, wearable livables, USA Today Snapshots, "Build A Bar" and catching a wave back to 629.
January 16th 2018
Getting tactical in 2018, #TheMinneapolisMiracle , riding out the holidays until the first spring melt, apologies to Golden Krust, no one has ever had Dippin' Dots, watching porn on your phone, the adages of the addicted brain, Dr. Pimple Popper, Power To The Polls, adult proof weed pouches, does Hawaii have weed?, USA Today Snapshots, celebrity gossip headlines, the 6th Baldwin brother, actual reality, Seth The Stamp Man, The "Cause Resurgence Rundown", Seeking Sister Wife, has everyone had food poisoning?, and getting the "cas' prep'" look.
January 9th 2018
The Atomic Lighter, undabbable, Tad Lincoln, UYD Bug Out Bags, dying of pleurisy, the first USA Today Snapshots of 2018, apple juice is poison, Rob Low's dead eyes, nothing on television works, losing weight with DJ Khaled, 12 hours of not eating, vegan butterscotch pudding, oat milk, Amazon buys Target?, The Connecticut Migratory Bird Conservation Stamp Art Contest, Seth in Vietnam, do disturb, chimps and children watching beatings, judging sickness from a photo, ineffective boycotts, fucking off with people's money, quality show notes, and UYD's celebrity spokeswoman.
January 8th 2018
It's time to get laid, never getting a single Powerball number, T.B.T. Intervention, the most DVR'ed show of 2017, 487 scripted television shows, the ice cream of the future, the pills of the future, the future of Playboy, vegan mayo and pizza, carry-out insurance, Teslaurants, still can't buy legal weed, junkies don't speak real adages idioms or sayings, you don't get a Saab when you quit drugs, Oregon's only chimpanzee sanctuary, Pornhub insights, straight anything, female pornographic viewing analytics, watching TV with Seth. and Rice-A-Roni junkies.
January 2nd 2018
2018 just keeps getting better, companion pets, ambient trance music for old people, Seth is recruited as a caregiver, AARP magazine, stay bent, Carrie Underwood's new face, Sherwin-Williams Color of the Year, how are there still GNC's?, podcasting cars, Uhh Yeah Denali, slipping in the Jacuzzi, avoiding Vietnam, joining the Navy Band, Tri-Centenial Events, process The Alamo, The Great Read Away, PornHub in the front - Shooting gallery in the back, problems with the post office, the opposition of Mars, Zelda - Star Wars - The Office, pumping your own gas in Oregon, #NotThisYear, screaming at Hell's Bells, tattoo removals, and calling UYD from the joint.
January 1st 2018
Welcome to 2018, New Year's Eve gunfire, Chappelle and Martinelli's, Zelda immersion, 5 sunrises over a week, new year - old you, Jah's bike update, the year of the pea, near tears in Malibu, long lines for legal weed, grand imperial quarts, hologram homies, Elon Musk's phone number, the testimonials of Sam Kinison, coke bloat, A Tale of Two Coreys, Web Cam Girls, finishing Vietnam, board certified interventionists, Detox Mountain, the premiere of Undercover High, The 2018 AVN Awards, preparing for 8K, beating the system at the dollar store, Dollar Dignity January, and getting back to basics.
December 19th 2017
A crick in the neck and a crock on the back, smart bats, 80's Little League tech, never rollerbladed, rainy day doctor visits, shifts in moisture, global mice court, no beards and no soda at Brigham Young University, mormons in the workplace, jail time for spitting, teach me how to loogie, negative wealth, quarter general stores, new Oreo flavors, 700,000 stolen cars, stealing from the man, USA Today Snapshots, and cancer flavored jelly beans.
December 19th 2017
Listening in 2018, fake Kay diamonds, The 86th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade, the real Village People, Los Kinkos, snow shoveling heart attacks, at home and alone, crack vs flakka behavior, no more cold beers, barking cops, connecting the dots on old TV shows, backflipping under the influence, teach me how to duggle, yoni awakening, morbid ink, the return of Intervention, defibrillators drones, USA Today Snapshots, Seth's local experiences, Lululemon and blood work, future centenarians, senior viewing pods, and 20/20 in 2020.
December 12th 2017
Pantone's Color of the Year, Jonathan's YouTube worm, SNL Draco's, reasons to not open your third eye, locking in New Years with Maroon 5, Dodgers sexist giveaways, USA Today Snapshots, Quicksilver buys Billabong, Apple buys Shazam, 24 hour killing robot fuck machines, a rise in airline assaults, addicted pilots, security guards watching the game, breathalyzers for everything, home owning millennials, we need water and the internet for Flint, 9 million stolen packages, humane human breaths, charcoal foods, 3:30 AM milkshakes, falling in love with Jenna Fischer, chocolate pea milk, and you gotta have ice cream.
December 11th 2017
Podcasting adolescents, Top Dog Holograms, $50 to eat a fake hamburger, The 2017 Hollywood Blacklist, the power of Flakka, an overflow of female assassins, a lot of livin', buying a Christmas tree doesn't make you better than me, elf on the shelf and fed on the bed, the light of God's love, Cowboy's Christmas card, USA Today Snapshots, depressed vegans, Odell Beckham Jr's leg, an overflow of 2006 cars, Jonathan visits the car show, The Los Angeles County Annual Burial of the Unclaimed Dead, Ask Jonathan, we live in Hooters, cloaked gross, The Top 10 Apps, and Jonathan's YouTube Cliffhanger.