July 5th 2017
Vespertine, digital taxis, UYD in DC, UYD in San Fran, UYD in Brooklyn, the return of Battle of the Network Stars, Jay Leno's Denim Garage, post season behind the scenes football, eclipse stamps, Spectrum's overkill, Jonathan's "new" phone, interactive porn, sex toys on amazon, Fred Bear: Bowhunter, crying for Okja, the return of River Phoenix, new Academy voters, 3 strikes for ODers, Seth's precious junkie, getting ticket grifted, USA Today Snapshots, and National "Farriers" Week.
June 24th 2017
Live from The Aladdin Theater in Portland, USA Today Snapshots, what's in Seth's fridge?, South Korean postcards, The Sandler Syllabus, having children makes you live longer, National "Unassisted Home Birth" Week, Jane-athan, Jonathan creates Tinder, no movie theaters in Saudi Arabia, Seth watches All Eyez On Me, 4 out of 5 unusable public pools, needles and diapers, orthodox punkers, preparing for 11 billion people, looking at land, Mark's son is my son's father, snow strawberries, free clams, UYD's past summer jams, stumbling into Paisley, Menards-a-trois, Papa Jah joins the stage, eating roadkill, slang terms for cocaine, hard liquor and football, Mia Sara and sons, The Great American Camp Out, and Ask Jonathan.
June 13th 2017
More drug slang code words, 500,000,000 photos a day, get your weapons now, Resort World Las Vegas, preparing for the Chinese cinema takeover, direct deposit with SAG, 6 seconds of Hyperion Bay, USA Today Snapshots, tiny body/huge ego, lucky Hollywood street rats, Ask The Captain, being born on a submarine, recreating Playboy covers, going through the marijuana archives, don't break the law when you're breaking the law, National "Lightning Safety Awareness" Week, wood stove rebates, near death mishaps on Christmas Day, turning proverbs into songs, transgender cadets, you either respect people or you are a garbage person, and UYD's first mixtape.
June 13th 2017
Ask Marilyn, National Week of Making, The 2017 XXL Freshmen Class, drug slang codewords, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, Kodak smartphones, taking the lap out of laptop, how to teach global warming to your kids, USA Today Snapshots, selling fireworks in Iowa, Ken Burns' Vietnam War, guessing VO Artists, exploring fetal vision, Jonathan's Movie Reviews, Hollywood Wonder Women, Dallas Cowboys street art, Seth's mails his headshot to Leonor's, making podcasts and babies, and upcoming Patreon Perks.
June 6th 2017
Real Dads = Stihl Dads, subscribing to Bowhunting World Magazine, Bunker Babes, Oprah in Maui, Jonathan's love affair with golf, no more Corvette tours, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, face scanning at the airport, 30 years of COPS, the most hated hotel experiences, Seth in the media center, the five stages of sexuality, keeping your neighbors from crawling through your house, you don't need a phone if you have a piece, a dual dad celebration, going Zeta, storminess in sedimentation, being tired makes you ugly, the healing power of ASMR videos, National "Hermit" Week, USA Today Snapshots, and looking 25 years into the future.
June 6th 2017
Checking the results of The International Mr. Leather Competition, hugging your therapist, Summer Foods INs and OUTs, more purple, Guns N' Liars, going to a professional soccer game, Walmart home delivery, no more robot Ubers, Police Magazine steals from UYD, from CHiPs to Baywatch, Jonathan's summer movie recap, drug tourists, dogs on Vicodin, the return of Hank Williams Jr., vegan eats in Portland, vegan strip clubs, don't get grifted by ticket brokers for UYD LIVE shows, USA Today Snapshots, becoming an Alaskan State Trooper, and National Flag Week.
May 19th 2017
FML forever, Seth's dad vs Fire and Iron, the number of thoughts you have in a day, no time for The Keepers, Mommy Dead and Dearest, a Möbius Strip of podcasting, the most dangerous days on the road, The New Adventures of Old Lot Kid, the official dairy products of Wisconsin, a long strange trip, The Lords of Destruction, Jonathan watches Guardians of The Galaxy, art museum grifts, contact in the desert, visiting Pandora, mixed reality, rules are different in VR bars, visiting The Starbucks headquarters, Miss USA 2017, no drug use at Lightning In A Bottle, INs and OUTs, 1 star Uber rides, Tussin babies, Ram Dass Tweets, Ask Jonathan, National "Healthy and Safe Swimming" Week, and RIPs Chris Cornell.
May 9th 2017
The Story of My Life by Jonathan Larroquette. Dads Are Pretty Cool, Not Camp... Punishment, Los Angeles Under Siege, The First Step Out From The Shadow, and What My Family/Mom Means To Me.
May 9th 2017
710's the new 420, illegal scam calls, telemarketing battle bots, the Verde Valley newsletter, USA Today Snapshots, polygamy in Pringle South Dakota, National "Food Allergy Awareness" Week, the plump lip salad, The Dance makes it's debut, Lucille's father, a religious duty to sell heroin, the sideward force of bullets, are The Mythbusters scientists?, The International Mr. Leather Competition, the juicy G of SpaceX, raising the speed limit in Carson City NV, police dog homicide, remember to S.C.A.N. this summer, Walmart is a feeling, manufacturing laughter, and UYD LIVE returns to Portland and D.C.
UYD: A lot of leather. A lot of love. A lot of lube.
April 29th 2017
Live from Spirit in Pittsburgh, traveling woes, United Fight Club, the largest gay dance music festival in the world, Jonathan goes to the S&M Ball, Space Cops, Alcoa presents, Seth's dad's new whip, making The Dance a classic, stealing River Phoenix's headshot, USA Today Snapshots, the downfall of Blockbuster Video, are we are always hallucinating?, git-r-done Elvis, National "Screen Free" Week, what people earn, speaking of gains, the many impressions of Dana Carvey, Horse / Weed / Mind's Eye, preparing for Cinco de Mayo, shirts for dads, Ask Jonathan, motorcycles helmets and guns, Chinese Product Recalls, and Seth's book about Roman Catholic church bulletins.
April 19th 2017
Juice swapping smart phones, preparing for Tessa Porter, Oprah's spring hair report, a double dose of USA Today Snapshots, Stop The Bleed, swim colonel, what is an ethical will?, a tripling of LDS, National "Tattoo" Week, remembering Jonathan's grandmother, neanderthal erotica, real books only have one writer, Christian medical share, more surefire pick up lines, and four Lemonades every three weeks.
April 19th 2017
It's nice to have a safe space, 13 reasons why I'm an asshole, the internet is not made for old people, Police Magazine, a few more 1980's pick up lines, tickets going fast for UYD LIVE shows, The State of the Air 2017, the upcoming schedule for the Dallas Cowboys, blind sniff tests, watching the new Adam Sandler movie, Yogi misses his family, USA Today Snapshots, new health reports from 23andMe, augmented VR face melt, sex robots are not just for fucking, National "Playground Safety" Week, the cancer will come in tonight, mind virusing Seth with The Low Files, Blue Chips > CHiPs, and everything is garbage.
April 11th 2017
A beautiful day in Los Angeles, narc on your postal carrier, everyday is Earth Day, American Playboy, keeping an eye on Marston, boobless harlots, Aerosmith Airlines, the best 1980's pick up lines, what happens at The Abbey?, USA Today Snapshots, alien adjacent, Dr. Foot Creep, The Demeter Fragrance Library, ugly toddlers, the Bill O'Reilly of rock and roll, prisoner graduates, snitch bitch Tim Allen, Happy Mother's Day Aaron Rodger's mom, and the quinceanera of sobriety.
April 10th 2017
Jimmy Fallon was a movie star, watered down homosexuals, infinite profit, United States of Auntie Anne's Pretzels and human dipping sauces, DiCaprio dismisses his TV mother, USA Today Snapshots, stuff is stuff and money is nothing, The Dance on Y&R, smart mirrors, Backstreet Boys at The Country Music Awards, how to party like you're on vacation, can a man be too handsome?, Ask Jonathan, the best places to retire, getting nude in The Dance, a new season of Bosch, the acting Lintz family, the love life of Olivia Munn, dongy dongs, new warnings for Florida lottery tickets, and Body Dysmorphic Progressive Disorder.
March 29th 2017
The Top Doggers Podcast, daylight savings for the Navajo, bouncing through time, the anniversary of the LA Riots, stealing a snake, micro implants and cranial computers, Chief Chancellor of the Archives of Time and Information, reppin' Sports Illustrated merch, taking it a step further at Burning Man, preparing for Jonathan's 40th birthday, the fastest/easiest way to meet new women, social isolation media, yoga booty models, repurposed ketamine, don't take K in the day, reading a Seth Thomas clock, the number one honey producers, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, the fall of Pronto, National "Testicular Cancer Awareness" Week, who's Drew Barrymore's 4th husband going to be?, USA Today Snapshots, and check out the new UYD video footage.
UYD: The existential risk is too high not to.