December 4th 2013
The final days of Sam Champion, coining Cyber-Monday, Egg Wars, National Tie Month, Gift Guide Season, disposing of e-cigs, venti-garbage, zombie blue bots, the scent of happiness, 1985 prices in East Hollywood, Bait Dogs, The Playboy Advisor, gays love smokes, straight poppers, 100 Austin actors slicing the pie, recreational opioid users, everyone's a junkie, decreased in-home vision, "My dad started Acuvue contacts…", getting Martianed out, declining Dreyfuss, points on Chaka, the best of both lucks, the astonishing 80's, Avicii peaks at #4, stolen cars in Sioux Falls, more stuff means less, a lot of cheatin' and a lot of M&M's, grown men giving up video games, the pre-Christmas death toll, getting raunchy on the deep-web, preparing for 400, the difference between excellence and everything else, and get off of my journey.
UYD: On the precipice of stardust.
November 21st 2013
Drag Stars At Sea, USA Today Snapshots, the sliding scale of hotness of auto show girls, Ask Jonathan, you're dead to us David, The Laureate Cypher, The Hard Rock Park, KISS everything, visiting the slaughterhouse, thirsty deer chasing tail across the road, Michael Jackson at Dave's Laser, the future of airport congestion, I need a Nam pilot, RV vs. flying, crying flight attendants, The Pop Warner Superbowl, The Shrimpkin League, The First Concussion League, National Football Laureate, a bountiful crop of Christmas trees, National Healthy Skin and Skin Care Month, they're harving you, Skype it to my stomach box, The Parent Chat App, a culture of honor, school bus tech be slippin', and hot overtime gun talk.
November 14th 2013
Coreyography doesn't rock the nation, National Runaway Prevention and Homeless Youth Awareness Month, Flapjack Monty, the nudes of Greg Lauren, USA Today Snapshots, giving up the ghost, internet on the road, the best driver by default, The 2014 People's Choice Awards, January 8th birthdays, when the aliens come for Channing Tatum, Honda's Mean Mower, staying at the Chateau Marmont, bread for millennials, never eating at Arby's, racist hamburger buns, VINEMobile, funding and friendship, Jeff Bezos's deadbeat bike dad, The Church of UYD, The Gaze Monster, Demons In the Infield, ATFE, Christina Aguilera's bigger body, misplaced stolen cars, keeping lice in our schools, we need more domestic spies, degenerate gambling in the comfort of your own home, the exorcism of the shame box, and every kiss begins with Kay...
November 2nd 2013
Live from Dallas TX, The Texas Power Bottom, talkin' bout the TSA, battling autopsy photos, who's getting divorced?, talkin' bout Hertz Rent-a-Car, LSD loaves, spiking the OJ, you only get one whilst hiking, Gingerbread Season, Jonathan's sage party, Zohydro, counting down to Christmas, a Holiday Screenwriting Collective, The Husband She Met Online, selling flowers from graveyards, Courtney Loves Dallas, staying high in Utah prisons, National Philanthropy Month, running out of months, Ask Jonathan, three different types of Greys, bad fashion has lead us to domestic terrorism, splitting a birthday fish, researching ex-lovers on the internet, fitness trends for 2014, talkin' bout TMZ, USA Today Snapshots, once a fatty always a fatty, recognizing bodies, looking at much-less curvaceous women's bodies, butterfly planes, Jonathan's Van Conversions, this is how you swaddle, quitting smoking on Mondays, David Blaine blows celebrity minds, Seth goes to a Cowboys game, and trying to avoid the triangulation.
October 23rd 2013
Sweeping OW's attempt under the rug, The Playboy Advisor, a gateway fetish, National Vegan Month, USA Today Snapshots, The Dice Man on Arsenio vs. Larry The Cable Guy on Leno, The #1 Ski Resort, seizure snowboarding, Bait Tortilla, Emilio Estevez vs. Cuba Gooding Jr., The Navajo dub of Sǫʼ Baaʼ, coyote graveyard attack, $14 bucks 99, born to be bleak, Eddie Vedder attacks, Chasing Nashville, Seth Presley, pizza in the 50's, Kanye-fiche, mutual hack sessions, thinking about Reese Witherspoon, cutting J-Dawg Sr. out of JFK, Larry The Cable Guy's "charity", and fresh/hot podcasting is all anyone cares about.
October 17th 2013
Fah-breze or Feh-breze, pumpkin lotion, USA Today Snapshots, online beatboxing, QUILTBAG, contemporary swimsuit postcards, sweet men on the road, tipping your flight attendant, King of Arms, that sly Stallone, Liam Nesson takes it to the skies, your brain will never hurt you, the "death" of Ronald Opus, Hawaii Five-O Mad Libs, National Ergonomics Month, getting mad about Mad About You, having fun in Butte Montana, tanning harassment, Dad's T is nuts, Ask Jonathan, bedazzled batons, Bait Bike, Bait House, Bait Survey, men are more masculine on pen and paper, and taking care of your web-baby. Crouch lower and assess your situation.
October 10th 2013
Lighting candles for 392, Seth's fall foliage, National Pasta Month, the city's greatest gnocchi, new hundos, drop off your meds, the raw Christian power of KoЯn, holographic Jerry Garcia, signing The Dead, National Shut The Fuck Up Day, 20% of American eat this everyday, Uhh Yeah Bar, we should have never started the post game handshake, coping with embarrassing moments, The Psychological 911, Ask Jonathan, a powerful pumpkin harvest, Pepsi's aroma delivery system, Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, Pep-Pep's Haunted Mansion, Amir's Garage, slice their hands, The Rubber Hand Illusion, A Chuck E Cheese for mind games, the rogues of the solar system, live every week like it's Shark Week, canceling Hoarders and Intervention, and UYD's Bait Channel.
October 4th 2013
Seth Clips Vol. 17
October 2nd 2013
A very masculine episode, reading about wood, Durango's bursting into flames, National Co-Op Month, flipping your icons, doubling the USB Today, reasons parents don't help with homework, reading writing and maths, getting your kid into the octagon, The Fun Young Guys do it live, Jonathan reads posts from the book, Jumbotrons from '96, hot industry speak, The Aussie Actor Illuminati, Insider Hating, 3 feet for cyclists, daddy cannot, the 1st Avatar, lighting campers on fire, Arizona's vicious wildlife, cats can't talk to bees, the repercussions of making eye contact, Ask Jonathan, you can't run away covered in rings, Smart911, never get the door, Gazillion Voices, listening to unfamiliar voices, seeing the emotions of episodes, Black Swan 2: 3D, taking to the WiFi, slow your roll and be careful this week.
Uhh Yeah Dude... Fuckin' A.
September 25th 2013
Jonathan loves the Grateful Dead, LGTBIQ, harvesting 2007, USA Today Snapshots, no more kisses, we're going to Napa bitches!, National Kitchen and Bath Month, Operation Black Veil II, the privates want what the privates want, Bait Deer, pepperin' in some Texan slang, the return of Criss Angel, Uber Bar Texas, they don't do font they way they used to, getting a parking ticket in your own driveway, Internet-Texas, last statements from death row, you gotta have poker arms, you can't bluff your way through chess, the fear of falling, it's like ass and sausage, Jonathan takes a tumble, everyday is someone's birthday, the billion dollar tablet initiative, a new UYD website and a new volume of Seth Clips, and preparing for a sweet sweet extra 60 minutes of comedy.
UYD: Regroup. Regrout.
September 18th 2013
Got a really good feeling about this episode, COPS is still COPS, National Yoga Month, slouching tigers and sleeping dragons, The Cygnus Cargo Spacecraft, eating food off the floor, Teen Kids News, who's Elvis?, slim pickens for Miss Alaska, President George Costanza, slim pickens for video rentals in Alaska, movies Seth and Jonathan haven't seen, sleeping at the ballpark, what to do in a hiking emergency, 16th Annual Gay Days, Disney Narcs, Male Butterball Hotliners, memorable turkey talk, Dodgers LGBT Night, feeling bad for Portia, new Alabama license plates, Snake Salvation, hot fall hues, 4 is a bold number, men with smaller testes make better fathers, 2 Chainz'z Cookbook, and UYD in space.
UYD: Small balls, great dads.
September 12th 2013
1975 Nails Magazine, a tip of the hat to Tippi Hedren, texting anti-social behaviors, National Tumor Awareness Month, the return of Arsenio Hall, Jimmy Kimmel shouldn't fuck with the internet, Jerky Boys Gone Wild, preparing for a very cold winter, professional casino games players, The Germ Falcon, The Dyson Toilet, The MacArthur Fellows, The Jim Carrey Way of Living, USA Today Snapshots, "Don't drive off the bridge, Dante...", don't serve scolding hot coffee to your baby, delirious anesthetic olds, "I don't want to walk... I want to chill.", Hawaiian avocados, depressed football fans, computer based GED Tests, more testin' - less talkin', and planning for the greatest Halloween costume ever.
UYD: Just test out.
September 4th 2013
Back to School, Back to Seth, the dangers of roofing, does FOX own Inner Circle?, local Super Bowl spots, that's a lot of Subways, you gotta get a gimmick, millennial shoppers, missing soy yogurt, preparing for daylight savings/UYD in Dallas, prison windows, road trip vs. flying, preparing for Seth's 25 Year High School Reunion, Uber NFL, can football players legally smoke weed?, a new Hooters logo, CEO J-Dawg, National Bourbon Heritage Month, The Soda Pop Burn, an elderly free fall, 99 Second Shopping Sprees at the .99 Cent Store, the best way to eat bananas and Tic Tacs, alcohol shout outs, are we all Martians?, GPS Goats, and dog boners on YouTube.
UYD: Cams Under The Chairs.
August 29th 2013
4:21, Grandmother Edition of Ask Jonathan, Capri Suns and 'za, foliage and 2014, National Hug A Texas Chef Month, UYDallas, Daisy Dukes and Cowboy Boots, Great Football Names, Ins and Outs, sign spinner tattoos, human to human brain signaling, cerebral organoids, full moon sleep habits, Jonathan's sleep habits, Miss Philippines USA, seeing is not believing, COPS on Spike TV, prison tablets, Seth keeps tabs on podcasts rankings, conjugal UYD fan visits, depression is rage turned inwards, posting up in a priest uniform, living in your own dreams, why do haters have to hate?, John Mayer gets you there, Carborgs, it all starts cyber, congrats to the Cowboys on their future Superbowl win. and get weird in Dallas.
UYD: We designed ourselves out of existence only to realize that we were designed in the first place.
August 21st 2013
It's all correct information, catfishing your own child, your daughter's first pager, gaining 25 lbs to be debt free, prisoners on hunger strikes, going to Iceland for Carnival, The World Peace Pilgrimage, National Immunization Month, The Cigarette and Fresh Juice Cleanse, the seasonal creep is upon us, unflushable wipes, A UYD/Playboy Advisor Collaboration, CFNM Days turn into CFNM Nights, infants don't fear the reaper, schools requiring uniforms on the rise, Jonathan gets discriminated against for being a man, group doctor visits, acting unattractively at work, The ER of Beers, Bart Simpson's Angel Juice, sham-boiling, the withdrawal method, UYDallas, a tsunami of good vibrations, and do you remember podcasting?
UYD: On the cusp of feeling close.