July 18th 2016
Howth the universeth worketh, Sethupathi, The Flights of Contour Airlines, MTV Casting Calls, The Tweets of T.D. Jakes, teaBOT does what teaBOT does, National Baby Food Week, UYD's Fast Casuals, Foul Mouthed Shirts, Cunt Boxer, Christin Stewart's Twilight Steakhouse, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to Premiere Video, waiting for 5G, Bail Capping Schemes, Ask Jonathan, Starbucks gift cards are the new age stamps, Casamatic, and my baby grew up in a dispensary.
July 18th 2016
Not so many layers on the swim team, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to the Jamba Juice in Larchmont, Bluemercury, North Eastern Road Rage, Physical Gesticulations and Their Origins: The Podcast, turning blood into gum, The World's Largest Float Center, Planet of the Apps, Antiwater, rebranding Ashley Madison, UYD's Fast Casuals, complete fraud Tony Robbins, the tough life of the Hough siblings, National Independent Retailers Week, talking shit about celebs, Ask Jonathan, the coming out of Clayton Rohner, The Devil In Music, aural excitement, Derrick Cocaine Jordan, and don't sleep on a bomb-ass name.
July 11th 2016
It's all in the numbers, the area codes of Puerto Rico, a pranic level of nectar, preparing for Jonathan's birthday, subway microbes, Google sees all, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to Aubuchon Hardware, National Parenting Gifted Children Week, extreme GoPro babies, Joey Chestnut eats a lot of hot dogs, preparing for the IRL Purge, USA Today Snapshots, The Montana Testicle Festival, being caught in the middle of a naked bike ride, Spartan barley, Ask Jonathan, fish recognizing human faces, Ithaca's injection party, and being happy at 33.
July 11th 2016
The most beautiful cities in the world, grab-ass locker room games, Jonathan gets pantsed, Jay-Z's apartment pop up, bringing beverages on a cruise ship, unused college plane tickets, a pube-less economy, the 6 tones of books, do you like staff picks?, Seth Clips 25, no parking tickets for the homeless, the unproductive helmets of Paul Hornung, The White Hot Chili Peppers, stealing your PIN Number though your Fitbit, USA Today Snapshots, stealing > showing dick, stealthy speaker thieves, rolling up in jeans and a badge, Ask Jonathan, adding a leap second, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to The Moxie Store, National Zookeeper Week, one hitter walks, and donating to cute Jamaican girls.
UYD: Fighting the woke fight.
July 5th 2016
Can't we all just have a laugh?, Rubies+Diamonds, a tolerance for love, National Everyone Deserves A Massage Week, remembering K-DAY, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, UYD's Fast Casuals, ancient wheats, Skype it to my QR Code, you can't put 0's and 1's in a shoebox, The Enchanted Forest Gathering, Band/Weed/Mind's Eye, saying goodbye to Schwartz's Intimate Apparel, The Six Tastes of Food, money spending boners, The Most American Car, Chefy-D, Side by Sides, suicidal farmers/lumberjacks/fishermen, robots slipping on bananas, RaftUp, FriendControl, and separating the fireworks from the gunplay.
UYD: Balancing the sacred, sexy, silly and saucy.
July 5th 2016
Why is everyone so somber?, The Museum of Broken Relationships, diversifying The Oscars with The Wayans, Seth watches Ghostbusters, The Summer of Bonsai, USA Today Snapshots, The Boys of the Boulevard, riding on reaper tires, The Hall of Fish Paintings, empty movie theaters, Soylent 2.0, The Summer Fancy Food Show, Sports Cliche Week, 10 words - 2 letters, Miss Mississippi battles Satan, preparing for snake bites, spellios, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to Wilson Hardware, repairing The Dance's window, Ma and Pa-cast, and the movies of 1984.
June 27th 2016
Six Flags over Saudi Arabia, saying goodbye to fall foliage, Seth watches Parenthood, Jonathan watched Parenthood, National Ventriloquism Week, Jeff Dunham gets unhinged in Hollywood, no spoilers for Magic, $350 rent, Solar Roads, USA Today Snapshots, 5 seconds with your eyes off the road, Ask Jonathan, a sharp rise in A's, full page newspaper apologies, do you want to take my virgin?, The Days of '76 Rodeo, trapped in our own inside Hilton, Flapper Seth, The USA Luge Slider Search, American Treasure Kirk Douglas, 54,945 Google searches per second, UYD's Fast Casuals, The Carbondale Eclipse, having a kid by 2024, and The Gluten Crisper Brexit.
UYD: Open minds and open doors.
June 26th 2016
Nothing more American than dirt bikes, Sister vs Sister in The Carol King Musical, Jonathan covers The Dead, The 2016 XXL Freshman Class, Lil Kokane, school crossing guards lose their badges, re-enacting the Mormon pioneers, The AVN's on Showtime, Riley Reid can't eat her own pussy, K-9 officers locked in hot cars, scrapping with Joe Biden, UYD's Fast Casuals, USA Today Snapshots, Seth's TV Picks, UYD's Christmas Movie, Nude Recreation Week, saying goodbye to Al's Liquor, saying goodbye to Donut Time, saying goodbye to the street walking hustlers, my son STIHL, Roach Art, and came covered bridesmaid dresses.
June 20th 2016
SJR and JPL, dust tagging, the valley's most neighborly town, the worst place to make a living, OchoCinco's piss soaked ankles, UrOwnUrine, The World Board Gaming Championships, seeking inspiration from The Brady Bunch, LA's first black architect, COPS is still going, Hubie Brown says the coolest things, air turbulence alerts, wave to The Waze Train, National Women's Motorcycle Month, Seth's fender bender, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to Circus of Books, The Delta of Vaseline Alley, nature's original soft-drink, UYD's Fast Casuals, #AbsolutelyWillNeverForget, vapor notchbacks and up-dos, the ancient art of police sketching, Jay Leno's killing spree, busting police myths, the odd life of John Grega, American shoes for America's Armies, Ask Jonathan, Rockonsin, rebel checks, and the many celebrity guests of UYD.
June 20th 2016
Formula 509, exhausting virtual realities, the telepathy cloud, extreme river rafting, All Cheer/No Beer, Vegan cab drivers, (Hi Joaquin), delicious Vegan jizz, Turtle Crossing, renting Jeffrey Dahmer's home, hot coffee/hot cancer, UYD's Fast Casuals, The UFO Festival, The Fermi Paradox, The World's Largest Tree Hug, The World's Largest Square Dance, 24 hours of pull-ups, murdering Jonathan, remembering the Casey Anthony trial, Weck's Wiki done fell off, National Unassisted Home Birth Week, saying goodbye to Brunchies, Ask Jonathan, the dying breed of off color jokes, biblical numbers for James Paterson, USA Today Snapshots, the people who eat at 7-11, Armorway or the highway, and falling asleep to UYD.
June 13th 2016
Stay woke, remember KDAY, Wang Chung takes it's time, the fate of The Playboy Mansion, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Kim Komando, Wendy goes Vegan, Vice President Lady, National Women's Gold Month, Adult Breastfeeding Relationship, The Podcaster's Union, the painful truth of video game voice acting, precision vs performance driving, pronouncing Feng Shui, Reiki on your house, brown vs white rice, the accidental orgy cruise, Ask Jonathan, Seth's crossed landlines, saying goodbye to The Bohemian Cafe, UYD's Fast Casuals, and sleeping while blind.
June 12th 2016
Tarzan 2.0, Thank You to Toronto, UYD's Fast Casuals, Jonathan witnesses a car accident, no craft beers / no bicycles, setting off all the warning alarms at the CDC, The Dasani Virus, National Caribbean American Heritage Month, Spike's Guy's Choice Awards, Gigi Hadid remembers Muhammad Ali, Seth's new rules for Chime-In Charlies, Jonathan gets trapped in a memory, USA Today Snapshots, returning your house with Open Door, The Verizon Traitor, "We have Flo now.", saying good bye to Fiesta Villa, don't sleep on Father's Day, "We're all Gain Men.", Truckfest, Seth's a Triple-Man!, The Endless Yard Sale, Ebony-bnb, To Catch A Racist, Thank You to Vice and LA Weekly, Ask Jonathan, The World's Fastest Wooden Roller Coaster, a term for the burn, and The Loch Ness of Podcasts. Seatbelts / Helmets
June 4th 2016
LIVE from Toronto, Seth's first impressions of the north, saying goodbye to The Big Slice / Rocca's No Frills / Honest Ed's, Jonathan's Man-pons, Hawaii's new moped regulations, The Sweet & Snack Expo, CAA Culinary, Jonathan's vegan fantasies, Uptown Alley, do the Chinese bowl?, The American Library Association Conference gets rowdy, no DEET in Canada, Celebrity Name Games, Toronto Fast Casuals, the pitfalls of sleeping outside, a teacher gets a pencil stuck in her back, Air Hollywood, The Big Tree Hug Challenge, Postcards from Korea, Seth visits The Shoe Museum, The Wakashu can do all the things, Seth's 2016 Summer Jam, USA Today Snapshots, Jonathan meets Muhammad Ali and Alice Cooper, Haverhill Community TV, Seth's High School Graduation, fighting for Jessica Perry, Air Rage, teens on the road, Fabanaise, drunken attorneys, Old Maid's Day, stoney hunky boxers, G-D, Uhh-Dude, OJ: Made In America, and fuck Tijuana.
May 24th 2016
Olfactory aura creations, Q-tips warnings, illegal Hollywood slots, Seth "Lil Bosch" Romatelli", USA Today Snapshots, Nature's Antiseptic, The Most Popular Baby Names of 2015, baby Seth and Jonathan, Pastoral Medicine, people hated Jackie Robinson, America's 1st Impression Based Challenge Show, Kevin Pollak's mental illness, Pornhub stats, WIIIILLLLLLMMMMMAAAAA!!!!, UYD's Fast Casuals, high ceilings and handhelds, S.C.A.N. (Seek Canines and Newborns), Tastebuds, watching Tinder dates unfold in realtime, are women slutty?, a river of human tears, saying good bye to Kelley's Men's Shop, NBC 90's hair, National Lane Courtesy Month, Seth's Cellphone Lockbox, The Drunkest Cities in America, 126,000 trophy animals imported each year, 603 for life, Sailor Rylan, fly in for UYD LIVE in Toronto, and the future is female.
May 23rd 2016
The Zika comes for Jonathan, bitch-voiced impostors, penicillin and mom, psycho tropical, Ask Jonathan, how do you leave a note on a family?, night plates, The Sex Factor, the oldest living woman in crotchless panties, riding nitro coffee, Deez Celebrity Name Games, Ask The Captain, the power of moms, courthouse dogs, LA Ragamuffins, LGBTQQIPOFGNBBA, two-spirit, Walmart Jump, UYD Fast Casuals, Derma-bag, The New Hampshire Moose Hunt Lottery, Louisville Vegan Jerky, saying goodbye to the Campbell's Diner, National Bathroom Reading Month, The Waterpark Capital of the World, millions of gallons of waste water, USA Today Snapshots, Buff Bake, UYD LIVE in Toronto, and stay tuned for "Talking Uhh Yeah Dude".
UYD: Bring us on, then break us off.